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Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors?
[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="bombMexico"][quote name="Zseni"]The movies are a wasteland of Dumb Tits these days. How bad is it? It's so bad that Megan Fox's "I'm Only A Little Regressive" star turn as an EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE stands out as the strongest female performance of the summer. Movie women are shrill, stupid, needy, and gorgeous nowadays, whereas in so many of the sharp wordy films Our Reviewer mentions, they were rather more independent and sharp. [/quote] Because summer popcorn movies are known for their great acting! What great male roles were out there? If Shay Laboof is a normal guy in real life he's great at acting like a cunt. And minus points for having seen all those shit ragtime movies and also for agreeing with a fag :([/quote] Okay, so imagine the hero of Transformers isn't a dull fugly dude; imagine it is instead a dull fugly girl. Okay, now <i>what planet are you on?</i> Because dull fugly women never get to do anything in a movie, ever. Being dull and fugly is an immediate cancellation of your Woman Acting license. But dull fugly dudes get the girl, save the world, and still stay true to their roots because Hollywood doesn't hate men. Imagine a puffy jowly actress who gets to swap one-liners with Optimus Prime! Imagine it! <i>In the Pleiades! The only place it will ever happen!</i>[/quote]