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Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 5:29pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

No matter how many Fibonacci successions appear in the works of Bach, it's not applicable to a discussion of Pearl Jam versus Bobby Brown. All participants would rather hear the worst Pearl Jam song mixed with the worst Bobby Brown song than listen to Bach's anything.

Secondly, in my high school experience, when you crack a joke, surrounding girls either laugh or roll their eyes. They don't throw an awesome tag onto the joke. I know, I know, I was probably doing my material on the wrong girls. This maybe true, but I'm sure not going to waste good lines on the uglies.

This all makes me sad. It suggests less that Zseni is Awesome, which is how most discussions around here usually go, and it suggests more that I'm the Dubya of the Gender Wars, draining the powerful armies of womandom on futile and senseless foreign activity. Also, my giant brain is a useless appendage. So it's like I'm an incredibly smart Dubya who still does all the same retarded shit.

For what it's worth, I do think you're blowing your good lines and your sperm on the wrong girls, and this probably shapes your estimation of femaledom. You should take a chance (take-a-chance take-a take-a chance chance) on something more esoteric, if uglier, some time. Also: during this experience, don't let it slip that you think you're doing her a favor!

This discussion eventually spins into why there are so few women comedians, and the "aggressive" nature of comedy.

I'm guessing there are so few women comedians for some of the same reasons there are so few fugly girl actors. Comedy is aggressive, yes, but there's nothing Not Aggressive about women. More importantly, funny guys are sexy because they're funny, and here we queue Jessica Rabbit for backup, but a fugly girl isn't sexy no matter how funny she is, and all girls must manditorily be sexy before they're interesting. To everyone, male and female.

The obvious rebuttal to my Transformers point is to say "Not even women would go see an ugly woman kick ass. That's why there aren't fuglies in the movies, idiot."
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Superbad the movie by Last 08/18/2007, 1:09am PDT NEW
    It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intimacy by Zseni 08/18/2007, 5:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 5:50pm PDT NEW
            I love that disclaimer by Fussbett 08/18/2007, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                Bawdy, ribald, uncouth, flurgendorf prison NT by Grumah 08/18/2007, 10:01pm PDT NEW
            Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/18/2007, 11:46pm PDT NEW
        Misery loves company. NT by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 6:23pm PDT NEW
            Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 9:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                        Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 1:12am PDT NEW
                            Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 9:41am PDT NEW
                                Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 11:56am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 4:21pm PDT NEW
                                        Thank you for that exceptional etc. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:27am PDT NEW
                        Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 8:54am PDT NEW
                            Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/19/2007, 10:02am PDT NEW
                Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 11:47pm PDT NEW
                        I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:35pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Zseni 08/21/2007, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/21/2007, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 12:55am PDT NEW
                    Re: I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Choson 08/19/2007, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                        Any kind of grill works well really as long as it grills things. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:29am PDT NEW
                Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by REiD MiHALKO 08/20/2007, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:42pm PDT NEW
                    Rule #12 - Thank you for arriving on time. NT by :( 08/21/2007, 1:07am PDT NEW
        Enough with the sex in intimacy already! NT by Lesbian Bed Death 08/19/2007, 12:28am PDT NEW
            Re: Enough with the sex in intimacy already! by Zseni 08/19/2007, 12:40am PDT NEW
        GAY-NECOLOGY by bombMexico 08/19/2007, 1:56am PDT NEW
        Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:24am PDT NEW
            Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 8:07am PDT NEW
                As a related tangent, The Thin Man is an awesome movie. NT by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 8:30am PDT NEW
                Maybe woman are just bad actors? by bombMexico 08/26/2007, 12:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Zseni 08/26/2007, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                        Rosie O'Donnel? Queen Latifah? Katy Bates? Eddie Murphy? by Mischief Maker 08/26/2007, 3:10pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 5:29pm PDT NEW
            Finally saw Knocked Up. by Fussbett 01/17/2008, 9:43pm PST NEW
                I think you're conveniently forgetting every moment in Superbad with the cops. by Fullofkittens 01/17/2008, 10:43pm PST NEW
                Peter Weir, hmmm, yes, Peter Weir NT by Student of film 01/17/2008, 11:21pm PST NEW
 
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