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Maybe woman are just bad actors? by bombMexico 08/26/2007, 12:46pm PDT
I think you'll agree that we should go back to olden times where everyone (men) realized this and just put guys in dresses. When they kiss and make out you can pretend they their not really acting, but letting loose all inhibitions and FINALLY be able to do what they always secretly wanted but faggot male society never let them - stick tongues in man mouths.

Zseni wrote:

The movies are a wasteland of Dumb Tits these days. How bad is it? It's so bad that Megan Fox's "I'm Only A Little Regressive" star turn as an EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE stands out as the strongest female performance of the summer. Movie women are shrill, stupid, needy, and gorgeous nowadays, whereas in so many of the sharp wordy films Our Reviewer mentions, they were rather more independent and sharp.

Because summer popcorn movies are known for their great acting! What great male roles were out there? If Shay Laboof is a normal guy in real life he's great at acting like a cunt. And minus points for having seen all those shit ragtime movies and also for agreeing with a fag :(


I mean, you could even see, between the women in a particular movie, which ones were dumb and which ones were smart. Now they're all the same: Woman Smart, where she's a lawyer or a doctor (sure honey whatever) who can't think of a comeback or do anything for herself besides dress really nicely and she really just needs some loosening up, dick-style.

I don't know which role to single out from all the great examples you listed so I'll just throw one out there - Mary Kate and Ashley usually solve the mystery by the end of the movie and not by using their Dumb Tits but their BRAINS

Maybe you don't understand what it means when all movie women secretly want nothing more than to be Jessica Biel with more dicks in her, but Pfizer and I understand it only too well.

Maybe you aren't using enough italics or exclamation marks so i can tell you're being sarcastic. You go to a movie and come out with a pain in your heart and an understanding of pain for all females everywhere and some minor league jealousy of known retard Jessica Biel. I think I have an understanding of the confusion Creexul feels all the time, how can people be this wrong and stupid?
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    It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intimacy by Zseni 08/18/2007, 5:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 5:50pm PDT NEW
            I love that disclaimer by Fussbett 08/18/2007, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                Bawdy, ribald, uncouth, flurgendorf prison NT by Grumah 08/18/2007, 10:01pm PDT NEW
            Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/18/2007, 11:46pm PDT NEW
        Misery loves company. NT by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 6:23pm PDT NEW
            Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 9:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                        Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 1:12am PDT NEW
                            Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 9:41am PDT NEW
                                Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 11:56am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 4:21pm PDT NEW
                                        Thank you for that exceptional etc. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:27am PDT NEW
                        Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 8:54am PDT NEW
                            Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/19/2007, 10:02am PDT NEW
                Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 11:47pm PDT NEW
                        I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:35pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Zseni 08/21/2007, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/21/2007, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 12:55am PDT NEW
                    Re: I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Choson 08/19/2007, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                        Any kind of grill works well really as long as it grills things. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:29am PDT NEW
                Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by REiD MiHALKO 08/20/2007, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:42pm PDT NEW
                    Rule #12 - Thank you for arriving on time. NT by :( 08/21/2007, 1:07am PDT NEW
        Enough with the sex in intimacy already! NT by Lesbian Bed Death 08/19/2007, 12:28am PDT NEW
            Re: Enough with the sex in intimacy already! by Zseni 08/19/2007, 12:40am PDT NEW
        GAY-NECOLOGY by bombMexico 08/19/2007, 1:56am PDT NEW
        Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:24am PDT NEW
            Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 8:07am PDT NEW
                As a related tangent, The Thin Man is an awesome movie. NT by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 8:30am PDT NEW
                Maybe woman are just bad actors? by bombMexico 08/26/2007, 12:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Zseni 08/26/2007, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                        Rosie O'Donnel? Queen Latifah? Katy Bates? Eddie Murphy? by Mischief Maker 08/26/2007, 3:10pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 5:29pm PDT NEW
            Finally saw Knocked Up. by Fussbett 01/17/2008, 9:43pm PST NEW
                I think you're conveniently forgetting every moment in Superbad with the cops. by Fullofkittens 01/17/2008, 10:43pm PST NEW
                Peter Weir, hmmm, yes, Peter Weir NT by Student of film 01/17/2008, 11:21pm PST NEW
 
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