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by Zseni 08/21/2007, 4:46pm PDT |
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Jerry Whorebach wrote:
Zseni wrote:
Men need touching, women need career fulfillment. Sorry. That's just how it is.
You've decided that men need same-sex touching more than we need our space. It sounds like you really have us pegged, despite our vehement protestations to the contrary :(
So, any luck employing your flawless insight into the male mind to net yourself a Tom Jones (or whoever the ladies go crazy for these days)?
I'm the Tom Jones that women go crazy for. Not only do I do an incredible "It's Not Unusual," but I never leave a party without having to beat the ladies off. Heh heh.
Also, yes. I netted myself a dude who is exactly like the most interesting heroes in romance novels except he never creatively misunderstands me and there's a minimum of rape (going either way.) The Weaponsmith is so good-looking that straight men have gay fantasies about him, and so charismatic that the straight men confess to the gay fantasies unblushingly. He's smart! He's funny! He can fix anything that goes wrong with a car, a house, or a makeout session! He taught me to shoot and I taught him to love abortions, gay porn, and socialized health care. And we'll have been together for eleven years in November.
It's awful but true: I'm a raging feminazi who is both fat and ugly, I'm a lousy lush, a slob, underemployed (unemployed!), mouthy, and I just can't fucking let an issue go, I play lots of video games and watch lots of anime, I have boring interests aside from my tasteless ones, and I'll never be famous, but I have no trouble getting any kind of action I want to get. I don't need cuddle parties; people can barely keep their hands off of me as it is. I have some theories as to why, but I'll confess I never thought it had anything to do with my insights into the male mind.
Dudes do want touching, Jerry. Why did you read "same-sex" into it? Because we were talking about male-male intimacy? And you just couldn't help yourself? You saw "male intimacy" and "touching" and you just automatically thought "men touching men?" Hmmmm. |
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Superbad the movie by Last 08/18/2007, 1:09am PDT 
It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intimacy by Zseni 08/18/2007, 5:02pm PDT
Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 5:50pm PDT
I love that disclaimer by Fussbett 08/18/2007, 8:01pm PDT
Bawdy, ribald, uncouth, flurgendorf prison NT by Grumah 08/18/2007, 10:01pm PDT
Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/18/2007, 11:46pm PDT
Misery loves company. NT by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 6:23pm PDT
Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 8:41pm PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 9:46pm PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 10:27pm PDT
Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 1:12am PDT
Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 9:41am PDT
Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 11:56am PDT
Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 4:21pm PDT
Thank you for that exceptional etc. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:27am PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 8:54am PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/19/2007, 10:02am PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 10:52pm PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 11:47pm PDT
I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:35pm PDT
Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Zseni 08/21/2007, 4:46pm PDT
Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/21/2007, 5:21pm PDT
I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 12:55am PDT
Re: I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Choson 08/19/2007, 12:39pm PDT
Any kind of grill works well really as long as it grills things. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:29am PDT
Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by REiD MiHALKO 08/20/2007, 10:34pm PDT
Re: Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:42pm PDT
Rule #12 - Thank you for arriving on time. NT by :( 08/21/2007, 1:07am PDT
Enough with the sex in intimacy already! NT by Lesbian Bed Death 08/19/2007, 12:28am PDT
Re: Enough with the sex in intimacy already! by Zseni 08/19/2007, 12:40am PDT
GAY-NECOLOGY by bombMexico 08/19/2007, 1:56am PDT
Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:24am PDT
Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 8:07am PDT
As a related tangent, The Thin Man is an awesome movie. NT by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 8:30am PDT
Maybe woman are just bad actors? by bombMexico 08/26/2007, 12:46pm PDT
Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Zseni 08/26/2007, 2:45pm PDT
Rosie O'Donnel? Queen Latifah? Katy Bates? Eddie Murphy? by Mischief Maker 08/26/2007, 3:10pm PDT
Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 3:26pm PDT
Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:15pm PDT
Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 5:29pm PDT
Finally saw Knocked Up. by Fussbett 01/17/2008, 9:43pm PST
I think you're conveniently forgetting every moment in Superbad with the cops. by Fullofkittens 01/17/2008, 10:43pm PST
Peter Weir, hmmm, yes, Peter Weir NT by Student of film 01/17/2008, 11:21pm PST
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