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[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"][quote name="Zseni"]Men need touching, women need career fulfillment. Sorry. That's just how it is.[/quote] You've decided that men need same-sex touching more than we need our space. It sounds like you really have us pegged, despite our vehement protestations to the contrary :( So, any luck employing your flawless insight into the male mind to net yourself a Tom Jones (or whoever the ladies go crazy for these days)?[/quote] I'm the Tom Jones that women go crazy for. Not only do I do an incredible "It's Not Unusual," but I never leave a party without having to beat the ladies off. Heh heh. Also, <i>yes</i>. I netted myself a dude who is exactly like the most interesting heroes in romance novels except he never creatively misunderstands me and there's a minimum of rape (going either way.) The Weaponsmith is so good-looking that straight men have gay fantasies about him, and so charismatic that the straight men confess to the gay fantasies unblushingly. He's smart! He's funny! He can fix anything that goes wrong with a car, a house, or a makeout session! He taught me to shoot and I taught him to love abortions, gay porn, and socialized health care. And we'll have been together for eleven years in November. It's awful but true: I'm a raging feminazi who is both fat and ugly, I'm a lousy lush, a slob, underemployed (unemployed!), mouthy, and I just can't fucking let an issue go, I play lots of video games and watch lots of anime, I have boring interests aside from my tasteless ones, and I'll never be famous, <i>but I have no trouble getting any kind of action I want to get.</i> I don't need cuddle parties; people can barely keep their hands off of me as it is. I have some theories as to why, but I'll confess I never thought it had anything to do with my insights into the male mind. Dudes do want touching, Jerry. Why did you read "same-sex" into it? Because we were talking about male-male intimacy? And you just couldn't help yourself? You saw "male intimacy" and "touching" and you just automatically thought "men touching men?" Hmmmm.[/quote]