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Jack Thompson's Fake $10,000 Charity Challenge
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by Mischief Maker 04/28/2007, 9:59am PDT |
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Zseni wrote:
You and Whorebach both think that the white people are going to just GIVE the brown people all that stuff because it's "right."
Of course not. They're going to give it to them because they want to. That is the only three legitimate reasons to do good.
Have you ever washed a rental car before you returned it?
I never have rented a car, but I did rewind videos back in the day. I'm rather unsettled at the question of what you and your orcish bretheren have been doing in said rental to require a thorough cleaning.
And then you want my whole line of argument to consist of guns = freedom, when I took enormous pains to designate the very particular and very American conditions which support a gun-owning populace, and you clumsily - like Whorebach - want to turn everyone into the same person.
Was that the part where you designated the constitution immutable unquestionable law? You do know what the term "Amendment" means, right?
YES, brown people want food and shelter.
I win!
Brown people don't want YOUR social approval, YOUR spiritual fulfillment, and YOUR bacon-n-beef.
They don't want MY bacon and beef??? Those... those animals! They can't be trusted. The cops can't keep me safe. What... what can I do???
A successful multicultural society needs to figure out a way to get the white people their bacon and preachers, and brown people their watermelon and mullahs, without having either of them kill the others. The American way of doing this involves making everything available and giving everyone a shot at it - including the implements of force and economic domination. This is a reasonably good solution to the problem at hand and neither of you clowns have come up with a better one.
Giving everyone a shot at it! Ha! You kill me! Oh!
The Whorebach solution, where we take away the guns from absolutely everyone (on the planet?), is unrealistic because it ignores - completely - that some people want power more than peace. I mean they just fundamentally WANT power. That's who they are. That's their bacon. It only takes two of those guys to start a problem area. In the meantime, either Whorebach just WANTS power enough to strip the weapons out of everyone's hands, or he's just proposed a solution which he can't implement. I mean there's no way to implement disarmament without having all the people who want power, and who run countries, to stop using power to get what they want. And why would they do that?!??!???
I know. They're all over the place standing on street corners screaming "Huge! Huge! HUGE!" all day. If you don't stop them, in a few hours they'll unleash their hidden power and we're all fucked! However, there is a flaw to your reasoning. Bullets can't penetrate their growing aura of power.
The MM solution is to say that guns are just incredibly evil and the sign of a disturbed mind, and anyone who gets down with them is wrong wrong wrong. BECAUSE IT'S JUST OBVIOUS. A fine legal mind at work. Anyway, you know all those polls that show 60% of America wants more gun control? Now you, MM, are prepared to call 40% of the USA incredibly evil and disturbed. That's also fine, but it's not useful, and it does not get you what you want. In particular it doesn't persuade anyone who isn't already persuaded, and it does not enable you to either understand or manage the problems presented to and by a gun-owning society.
NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAARGH!
Oh wait, that's the Wicker Man. My mistake.
I wasn't really saying that all gun owners are disturbed, just you.
You guys are the kind of liberals that make Rush Limbaugh cream himself.
But we're not Pharmacists! *rimshot*
You're giving up the known strengths of the liberal position - an interest in domestic policy, compassion, the motivation to make other people's lives better - in favor of all the known weaknesses - presumption that you know what's best for everyone, shallow and idealistic conceptions of people as a whole, ineffectual shoegazing. For people who pride themselves on their tolerance and support for brown people, you mark yourselves as bigots as soon as those brown people start mouthing inappropriate political sentiments.
True tolerance comes from the barrel of a gun.
Where is your tolerance bred, in the heart or in the head?
In my pants, baby.
I know a lot of white people who would much rather give brown people food than farming implements.
Fear that the charity you give to might be ineffective or a scam is Pathetic.
I know a lot of white people who would rather that all brown people had needs that they, white people, could identify and provide for. How do you and Whorebach plan to accomodate the little brown need for a glorious death or a wife with her labia and clitoris cut off? Or is that kind of spiritual fulfillment not true and real enough for you?
I don't think shooting at a guy covered with dynamite is the best way to show your tolerance. And are old african women with rusty razorblades going to flood our country if we re-enact the assault weapons ban?
I think I can sum up your argument in one simple phrase:
"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty apes!" |
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Jack to Bill Gates: please stop developing Counter-Strike, Lost Vikings by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/18/2007, 8:18pm PDT 
Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Jack Thompson 04/18/2007, 9:05pm PDT 
What do people make of this man? I'm at a loss. Please crack a joke. NT by Quentin Beck 04/18/2007, 11:41pm PDT 
HE WEARS A *SUIT AND TIE* HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by Grumah 04/19/2007, 6:11pm PDT 
Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2007, 12:19am PDT 
Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by I need clarification 04/19/2007, 12:59am PDT 
Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2007, 1:36am PDT 
Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/19/2007, 3:03am PDT 
Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by I need clarification 04/19/2007, 5:19pm PDT 
The plane hit the tourbus while she was sleeping in it, after Diary of a Madman. by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 11:09pm PDT 
What happened to Janeanendsfd Garaflfor then? by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/20/2007, 8:57am PDT 
Thats Randy Rhodes :( NT by Grumah 04/23/2007, 4:51am PDT 
Re: Jack to Bill Gates: please stop developing Counter-Strike, Lost Vikings by laudablepuss 04/19/2007, 2:24am PDT 
I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about gun control by Mischief Maker 04/19/2007, 9:53am PDT 
Re: I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about gun control by laudablepuss 04/19/2007, 2:16pm PDT 
Re: I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about gun control by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/19/2007, 5:03pm PDT 
Son, let me explain. by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 7:16pm PDT 
yeah, it's great that people who have been committed can buy NT by a gun 04/19/2007, 8:01pm PDT 
You tell 'em kid! by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 8:46pm PDT 
You've gotta admit... by Mischief Maker 04/19/2007, 8:44pm PDT 
Re: You've gotta admit... by Zseni (shoots with Mother on Sats.) 04/19/2007, 10:25pm PDT 
This is a pretty damning indictment of moral hypocrisy. Let's ban that and guns. by Jerry Whorebach 04/19/2007, 11:54pm PDT 
Re: This is a pretty damning indictment of moral hypocrisy. Let's ban that and g by Zseni (shoots with Mother on Sats.) 04/20/2007, 6:24am PDT 
Honchoversy by Ray of Light 04/20/2007, 9:17pm PDT 
"[T]he idle monied class amuse themselves by surveilling everyone else..." NT by Is about where you lost me. --JW 04/21/2007, 1:54am PDT 
I want you back! by Ray of Light 04/21/2007, 5:28am PDT 
Re: I want you back! by Mischief Maker 04/21/2007, 5:46am PDT 
Re: I want you back! by Ray of Light 04/21/2007, 1:42pm PDT 
Iraq is probably the best argument against the idea that guns+civilians=freedom. by Jerry Whorebach 04/22/2007, 2:48am PDT 
Re: Iraq is probably the best argument against the idea that guns+civilians=free by Zseni 04/26/2007, 8:04pm PDT 
Re: Iraq is probably the best argument against the idea that guns+civilians=free by Mischief Maker 04/26/2007, 8:15pm PDT 
Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not. NT by Zseni 04/26/2007, 8:48pm PDT 
You make lots of good points! Except the ones about guns, of course. by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2007, 2:27am PDT 
Re: You make lots of good points! Except the ones about guns, of course. by Zseni 04/27/2007, 6:24am PDT 
Maybe it's time I grow up, buy a gun and go shooting with mom on weekends ^_^ NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2007, 6:32am PDT 
All I'm saying is: do you think the only reason Putin has nukes is by Zseni 04/27/2007, 6:57am PDT 
Hmm, perhaps it's time me and Romeo Dallaire pulled our heads out of the sand. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2007, 7:26am PDT 
I'm starting to see where Zseni's coming from by Mischief Maker 04/27/2007, 8:14am PDT 
Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by Zseni 04/27/2007, 4:41pm PDT 
Re: Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by I need clarification 04/27/2007, 7:19pm PDT 
PS. I didn't mean to imply Palestine is a real country, or they are real people. NT by I need clarification 04/27/2007, 7:19pm PDT 
Re: Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by Zseni 04/27/2007, 8:16pm PDT 
The lead singer of the Pussy Cat Dolls is half Filipino. by Quentin Beck 04/27/2007, 9:02pm PDT 
Re: Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by Quentin Beck 04/27/2007, 8:53pm PDT 
I know suburban republican slumloards who would rather give their workers NT by groceries and crack money 04/27/2007, 11:06pm PDT 
Only a facist would try to impose peace and long life on everyone. by Jerry Whorebach 04/28/2007, 12:28am PDT 
Re: Only a facist would try to impose peace and long life on everyone. by Zseni 04/28/2007, 5:57am PDT 
Re: Only a facist would try to impose peace and long life on everyone. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/28/2007, 6:39am PDT 
"The very particular and very American conditions..." smell like bullshit to me. by Jerry Whorebach 04/28/2007, 9:11am PDT 
Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Mischief Maker 04/28/2007, 9:59am PDT 
Re: Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Zseni 04/28/2007, 11:36am PDT 
THIS IS WORSE THAN READING A WIKI NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/28/2007, 7:19pm PDT 
Re: Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Jerry Whorebach 04/28/2007, 9:24pm PDT 
Re: Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Mischief Maker 04/29/2007, 7:51am PDT 
"She was a wonderful person" by words matter 10/15/2025, 9:42am PDT 
Re: "She was a wonderful person" by Mysterio 10/16/2025, 9:03am PDT 
I like Jerry's idea. by Worm 04/27/2007, 10:27pm PDT 
If only everyone had been packing that day, VTech deaths would have been stopped by Flavio 04/28/2007, 1:07am PDT 
Bullets can't stop EVIL SPIRITS. by Jerry Whorebach 04/30/2007, 3:48am PDT 
Crossbow, printing press, whatever. by Jerry Whorebach 04/22/2007, 2:34am PDT 
yeah, we lost the right to own, rape, and kill people NT by south carolina 04/22/2007, 8:26pm PDT 
Re: You've gotta admit... by Mischief Maker 04/20/2007, 10:10am PDT 
I WANT AN EXOSKELETON! by Zseni 04/20/2007, 7:57pm PDT 
Though if you REALLY want to rape-proof yourself... by Mischief Maker 04/20/2007, 8:29pm PDT 
Re: You've gotta admit... by I need clarification 04/20/2007, 9:30pm PDT 
Oh look, it's INC! NT by Zseni 04/20/2007, 9:39pm PDT 
Fuck I forgot my punchline by I need clarification 04/20/2007, 9:54pm PDT 
Re: Fuck I forgot my punchline by Furcifer 04/21/2007, 11:13am PDT 
Re: Son, let me explain. by I need clarification 04/19/2007, 8:57pm PDT 
Great points! by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 9:01pm PDT 
Man libertarians get no love. NT by John Stossel 04/19/2007, 9:07pm PDT 
Even if I had the right to carry a gun (two guns?) I still wouldn't do it :( NT by So how do they help me? 04/19/2007, 9:18pm PDT 
We really need to just ban diving through the air in slow motion. NT by Worm 04/19/2007, 10:37pm PDT 
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