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Son, let me explain. by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 7:16pm PDT
Jhoh Cable o_O wrote:

laudablepuss wrote:

Mischief Maker wrote:

If all the students in that lecture hall were packing, it would have been a very short spree.


I bet gun-related accidents would easily account for 32 deaths over the course of a year, though, in that case. Just judging from the other civilians who carry guns on a regular basis: the police. Biggest bunch of gun safety fuckups you can imagine. But it's hard to argue that Cho would've lasted long if anyone there had been armed.

Anyway, I was mostly just pointing out that it'd be pretty hard to "rehearse" a massacre of defenseless and trapped people in a game like counter strike.


But the people in the school could not be armed because that would be against school policy.

As the only rational thinking member of American society I am sure you will all agree when I say guns are evil and we should simply get rid of them all.

If we can't do that (I understand there are a lot of them?), we should just make sure that law abiding citizens abide by new laws that ban them from having guns. I am wealthy enough for private security, you savages can deal with the famously effective and competent state protecting you from criminals. That is, when the state aren't the criminals. Haha! Oh dear, sucks to be you!

Speaking of criminals: Hope they don't find out that everyday citizens aren't allowed to have guns! My advice, try not to draw attention to that. Funny how they pick up on that in cities with strict gun control. Can you blame them? Who would want to pull a gun on a crowd of people if there was a chance every other whackjob lunatic gun-freak "legally armed citizen" would drop you in a heart beat? I know I wouldn't! Good thing criminals won't be able to get them either! It would be against the law! That settles that, it's academically sound! Still, i really wouldn't draw attention to it...

If you try to argue with me I will certainly bring up countries with tiny populations or the UK. We love to bring up Ye Olde Englise Gunn Control, but I will not mention that the UK has ten cameras for every citizen and that you can't even beat off in the shower without it appearing on two dozen monitors at MI-5. Later I will just call anyone that faces the reality of responsible arms ownership, or believes that the second amendment is anywhere near as sacrosanct as the first, a whackjob lunatic. When we have enough elitism in washington I will see to it that they include provisions for famous and affluent people to also obtain guns, just like we do with most concealed carry states. You didn't think we would apply those laws fairly didn't you? Haha! Quaint.

Oh yeah, we assume you savages will try to illegally arm yourself sooner or later. Psh, duh? But that's okay, it just gives us reason to sick our retarded state shock troops into your homes and check to make sure you aren't doing anything else we disapprove of. Also, if we do "get rid of" enough of them and institute a ban on citizen ownership, guns will become a commodity contraband just like cocaine and heroin! Never mind that suddenly we would lack the regulation or registration we had when they were legal, we will just expand government even further to make a heroic "War on Guns!" This will require the creation of new agencies, administrations, oversight committees... Oh so many ways to grease the fat of our friends! Also, dudes, legalize drugs! Right? LOL!

What we will never do is provide education, starting with firearms safety and progressing to firearms handling. That is sick! SICK. You would think we live in a country where there are nearly a billion guns and that we should face that and step up to the responsibility. Freaks. No, as the only rational thinking member of American society I am sure you will all agree when I say guns are evil and we should simply get rid of them all.

Thank god for rational people like me. You fucking sheep should be kissing my ass. Now go back to sleep.
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Jack to Bill Gates: please stop developing Counter-Strike, Lost Vikings by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/18/2007, 8:18pm PDT NEW
    Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Jack Thompson 04/18/2007, 9:05pm PDT NEW
        What do people make of this man? I'm at a loss. Please crack a joke. NT by Quentin Beck 04/18/2007, 11:41pm PDT NEW
            HE WEARS A *SUIT AND TIE* HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by Grumah 04/19/2007, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2007, 12:19am PDT NEW
            Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by I need clarification 04/19/2007, 12:59am PDT NEW
                Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2007, 1:36am PDT NEW
                    Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/19/2007, 3:03am PDT NEW
                        Re: Caltrops Fun Fax are the 9/11 of deliberately misleading statements. by I need clarification 04/19/2007, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                            The plane hit the tourbus while she was sleeping in it, after Diary of a Madman. by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 11:09pm PDT NEW
                                What happened to Janeanendsfd Garaflfor then? by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/20/2007, 8:57am PDT NEW
                                Thats Randy Rhodes :( NT by Grumah 04/23/2007, 4:51am PDT NEW
    Re: Jack to Bill Gates: please stop developing Counter-Strike, Lost Vikings by laudablepuss 04/19/2007, 2:24am PDT NEW
        I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about gun control by Mischief Maker 04/19/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
            Re: I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about gun control by laudablepuss 04/19/2007, 2:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about gun control by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/19/2007, 5:03pm PDT NEW
                    Son, let me explain. by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                        yeah, it's great that people who have been committed can buy NT by a gun 04/19/2007, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                            You tell 'em kid! by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                        You've gotta admit... by Mischief Maker 04/19/2007, 8:44pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You've gotta admit... by Zseni (shoots with Mother on Sats.) 04/19/2007, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                                This is a pretty damning indictment of moral hypocrisy. Let's ban that and guns. by Jerry Whorebach 04/19/2007, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This is a pretty damning indictment of moral hypocrisy. Let's ban that and g by Zseni (shoots with Mother on Sats.) 04/20/2007, 6:24am PDT NEW
                                        Honchoversy by Ray of Light 04/20/2007, 9:17pm PDT NEW
                                            "[T]he idle monied class amuse themselves by surveilling everyone else..." NT by Is about where you lost me. --JW 04/21/2007, 1:54am PDT NEW
                                                I want you back! by Ray of Light 04/21/2007, 5:28am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I want you back! by Mischief Maker 04/21/2007, 5:46am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I want you back! by Ray of Light 04/21/2007, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                                                            Iraq is probably the best argument against the idea that guns+civilians=freedom. by Jerry Whorebach 04/22/2007, 2:48am PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Iraq is probably the best argument against the idea that guns+civilians=free by Zseni 04/26/2007, 8:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Iraq is probably the best argument against the idea that guns+civilians=free by Mischief Maker 04/26/2007, 8:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not. NT by Zseni 04/26/2007, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You make lots of good points! Except the ones about guns, of course. by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2007, 2:27am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: You make lots of good points! Except the ones about guns, of course. by Zseni 04/27/2007, 6:24am PDT NEW
                                                                            Maybe it's time I grow up, buy a gun and go shooting with mom on weekends ^_^ NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2007, 6:32am PDT NEW
                                                                                All I'm saying is: do you think the only reason Putin has nukes is by Zseni 04/27/2007, 6:57am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Hmm, perhaps it's time me and Romeo Dallaire pulled our heads out of the sand. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2007, 7:26am PDT NEW
                                                                                    I'm starting to see where Zseni's coming from by Mischief Maker 04/27/2007, 8:14am PDT NEW
                                                                                        Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by Zseni 04/27/2007, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Re: Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by I need clarification 04/27/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                PS. I didn't mean to imply Palestine is a real country, or they are real people. NT by I need clarification 04/27/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by Zseni 04/27/2007, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                The lead singer of the Pussy Cat Dolls is half Filipino. by Quentin Beck 04/27/2007, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Re: Oh honey, why do you fight the fist? by Quentin Beck 04/27/2007, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            I know suburban republican slumloards who would rather give their workers NT by groceries and crack money 04/27/2007, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Only a facist would try to impose peace and long life on everyone. by Jerry Whorebach 04/28/2007, 12:28am PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: Only a facist would try to impose peace and long life on everyone. by Zseni 04/28/2007, 5:57am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: Only a facist would try to impose peace and long life on everyone. by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/28/2007, 6:39am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    "The very particular and very American conditions..." smell like bullshit to me. by Jerry Whorebach 04/28/2007, 9:11am PDT NEW
                                                                                            Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Mischief Maker 04/28/2007, 9:59am PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Zseni 04/28/2007, 11:36am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    THIS IS WORSE THAN READING A WIKI NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/28/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Jerry Whorebach 04/28/2007, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: Oh darling, why do you talk to the hand? by Mischief Maker 04/29/2007, 7:51am PDT NEW
                                                                                            "She was a wonderful person" by words matter 10/15/2025, 9:42am PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: "She was a wonderful person" by Mysterio 10/16/2025, 9:03am PDT NEW
                                                                                    I like Jerry's idea. by Worm 04/27/2007, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                    If only everyone had been packing that day, VTech deaths would have been stopped by Flavio 04/28/2007, 1:07am PDT NEW
                                                                        Bullets can't stop EVIL SPIRITS. by Jerry Whorebach 04/30/2007, 3:48am PDT NEW
                                                    Crossbow, printing press, whatever. by Jerry Whorebach 04/22/2007, 2:34am PDT NEW
                                                        yeah, we lost the right to own, rape, and kill people NT by south carolina 04/22/2007, 8:26pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You've gotta admit... by Mischief Maker 04/20/2007, 10:10am PDT NEW
                                    I WANT AN EXOSKELETON! by Zseni 04/20/2007, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                                        Though if you REALLY want to rape-proof yourself... by Mischief Maker 04/20/2007, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You've gotta admit... by I need clarification 04/20/2007, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Oh look, it's INC! NT by Zseni 04/20/2007, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                                    Fuck I forgot my punchline by I need clarification 04/20/2007, 9:54pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Fuck I forgot my punchline by Furcifer 04/21/2007, 11:13am PDT NEW
                        Re: Son, let me explain. by I need clarification 04/19/2007, 8:57pm PDT NEW
                            Great points! by a Liberal Academic 04/19/2007, 9:01pm PDT NEW
                            Man libertarians get no love. NT by John Stossel 04/19/2007, 9:07pm PDT NEW
                        Even if I had the right to carry a gun (two guns?) I still wouldn't do it :( NT by So how do they help me? 04/19/2007, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                            We really need to just ban diving through the air in slow motion. NT by Worm 04/19/2007, 10:37pm PDT NEW
 
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