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April 8, 2004:
I befriended Jen from class and now we're study buddies for our law exam. Jen Goode gave me her phone number and email address. What a name--- Jen Goode! Studying will be a "Goode" time; that's if I don't get distracted by the white belt worn with her low rise jeans or her blond hair and cool blue eyes!
April 13, 2004:
Hmm... I was thinking that maybe I should quit smoking next week. Perhaps next Wednesday (April 21st) I'll wake up and not smoke. I've quit before; its really quite effortless, provided your taking Zyban. That's the problem, its too easy to quit when your on Zyban. You end up not smoking (with no effort at all) for 2 weeks then have a cigarette when it wears off from drinking; yet still be able to rise the next day with no craving at all. Zyban is to cigarettes what methadone is to heroin.
The problem is, I'm not taking or going to take Zyban. But damn, I take lotsa prescrip drugs anyway, maybe I won't feel too bad without the nicotine. My chances of quitting are nil. April 20th is my B-Day, so I'll smoke then, its waking up on the 21st and not smoking that will be hard. It won't last, but I should still give it a shot. Actually, its futile.
You can run on the beach like a man possesed, reward yourself with food, drink water et cetera. However, nicotine is too powerful to resist. For example, if a smoker only has enough money for either lunch or cigarettes, they'll buy the cigarettes! You can fight the craving for food, but not the craving for a cigarette. Four years ago, when cigarettes were cheap, I saved $400 in four months. After all, once you break paper money (regardless of its denomination or how much change you get back) its all change from then on! Yet, I couldn't be bought! A fistfull of dollars wasn't enough to convince me to quit.
There are benefits in quitting: good healthy glowing skin, smelling smoke-free, increased stamina and vigor. Its kind of stupid to smoke, but unless you also smoke, you won't understand.
April 17, 2004:
Last night, I had a chance encounter with a girl I was friends with seven years ago. Wow! She still looked as cute as she did back then. It still escapes me what color her eyes and hair are; almost like I'm caught in a spell. Hmm... dirty blonde or strawberry blonde, green eyes or blue eyes? It was through her that I got hooked on Brit Pop/Rock seven years ago. Our favorite song to dance to was "Female of the Species" by Space. I'd raise her hand over her head and twirl her around whenever we danced to the song.
I'll have to call her Miss Clough because I honestly don't know how to spell her frist name. Its a simple name, but how many wasp girls have a latina sounding name like Teresa or maybe its spelled Theresa---I don't know.
Well, she called me after she left Sneaky Dee's last night to see if she got (or if I gave her) the right phone number! I guess we'll be friends this summer! Maybe she'll call me at 3AM in a drunken stupor asking: "Joseph, wanna bone?" Well, seven years ago, she asked me that during a drunken phonecall.
Oh yeah, for those who don't know, "Joseph" isn't my real name. My real name is "Johannes"; its German. I go by "Joe" because as a child, many people would call me "Jo-hannes". However, the name is actually pronounced "Yo-hannes".
April 20, 2004 (four20!):
In the grand scheme of things, its not bad being me. Although at times, I profoundly hate being me. However, I've been blessed with a gift; I make people (even strangers) smile! Making other people smile makes me feel like happiest guy in the world! Fine, things don't always go my way and I'm dealt a bad hand quite too often. Yet I take comfort in the fact that I have what it takes to make people to smile. Its what I do best and that's important to me. Making people smile makes me feel like a somebody!
Happy 27th Birthday to me!
April 22, 2004:
It doesn't matter that I'm 27. After all, I do have the lifestyle of an unresponsible 21 yr old. The brithday revelry came to an end tonight with the passage of the last call at the bar. Rounds of Johnnie Walker, Tequila, pitchers of beer, nachos and chicken wings at Sneaky Dee's were paid for by my dear friends. A solemn late night meal with my best friend in Chinatown followed and officially ended the revelry.
I live a youthful life thats filled with pleasantries! However, everyone must grow up; including me. No more meeting girls (like tonight) who recognize me and claim to know me despite (myself) having no recollection of ever meeting them. Also, no more cowardly emails or phone calls to girls days later saying "sorry, I was just really drunk that night". Yes, that's horrible. Furthermore, smoking cigarettes will also be phased out after 28 April 2004. I'm waiting for that day to quit because that's when exams will end this term. Its no sense in quitting during the stress of exams.
I have profound optimism for my 27th year and all the subsequent opportunites that will come into fruition. For example, maybe Ashley Elliott is willing to trust me in regards to being roomates with her and others in September. Don't worry Ash, no grade 9 hormones from Joe! Finally finishing at U of T. Befriending strangers and becoming unlikely friends. Relentlessly doing kind acts for others et cetera. Joe boldly going where he hasn't gone before. The possibilities are endless!
April 27, 2004:
I went to Tim Horton's (a coffee shop) with my books at 10PM to study when I girl walked to my table and asked if she could sit with me (although numerous tables were vacant). That was just past 10PM, we ended up talking until 3:40AM. Jenna is a first year U of T student taking Political Science & Philosophy. We both never ran out of things to talk, laugh and whisper about. Nonchalantly (yet passionately), we talked about: porn, movies, stereotypes, corporations, prostitution, school, friendship, hopes, dreams, spite, food, pets, materialism and our personal lives. On a serious note, we both articulated our respective visons on human social life as being "nasty brutish and short".
I really blundered one of my last times to study for my final exam on Wednesday (that I'm so far behind). Yeah, I really needed to study. But what should have I done? Its not like I'd say no to a fellow student who wants to sit with me. After, getting to know each other, I asked why she chose to sit with me. It turns out, that a few moments before, she had exchanged "fighting words" with a surly girl who was with her unsavoury boyfriend. Jenna chose to sit with me in an effort to avoid trouble. It was purely a chance encounter that we met. At the end of our time, Jenna asked if we will see each other again. I didn't want to exchange phone numbers or email so I told Jenna we'll meet again by way of chance encounter. |
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REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 2:34am PDT 
I would like the kind of dog food that makes its own gravy. NT by Satchel 09/27/2004, 3:18am PDT
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by Choson 09/27/2004, 3:19am PDT
Thank you. And keep it up. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 3:55am PDT
Found more. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 4:09am PDT
January 30, 2001 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:08am PDT
Blood clot? NT by I need clarification 09/27/2004, 11:41am PDT
More like clood BOT (psh). >:( NT by Creexul :( 09/27/2004, 12:01pm PDT
Re: January 30, 2001 by Mysterious Stranger 11/28/2010, 4:42pm PST
April 4, 2004 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:18am PDT
April 5, 2004 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:20am PDT
April 6, 2004 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:21am PDT
more April 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:27am PDT
May 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:32am PDT
June 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:39am PDT
Re: June 2004 by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 1:33pm PDT
Who the fuck is this retard? I missed all this. NT by kthor 09/27/2004, 2:04pm PDT
No one special by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 2:14pm PDT
Re: No one special by Bill Dungsroman 09/27/2004, 3:43pm PDT
I'd probably run into him if I went to Dance Cave. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 3:50pm PDT
Re: I'd probably run into him if I went to Dance Cave. by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:27pm PDT
Cance Dave. NT by Creexul :( 09/27/2004, 6:24pm PDT
How is that a club for straight people with a name like that? by Bill Dungsroman 09/27/2004, 6:36pm PDT
Because grrlz go anywhere, because they really just gotta DANCE. NT by Creexul :( 09/28/2004, 8:55am PDT
Here's where we talk about meeting four20 one day. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 5:30pm PDT
July 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:02pm PDT
August 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:18pm PDT
Exhausting. by Zseni 09/27/2004, 7:58pm PDT
Re: Exhausting. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 09/27/2004, 8:54pm PDT
Dear Lord you're dull. by The popular consensus 09/27/2004, 9:48pm PDT
Re: Dear Lord you're dull. by One Tongue in a Big Ass 09/27/2004, 11:56pm PDT
Re: Dear Lord you're dull. by Entropy Stew 09/28/2004, 1:24am PDT
Zseni is all that's keeping this forum from being Qt3 NT by Dumbest claim ever 09/28/2004, 6:36am PDT
Nice ator, FATTY! NT by gib 10/24/2004, 10:11am PDT
C.S. Lewis by Fussbett 09/28/2004, 2:40am PDT
jeep: explaining the joke since 1998 by jeep 10/26/2004, 9:35pm PDT
Why does jeep's post still have "new" by it two weeks later? Fucking ridiculous! NT by I need clarification 11/08/2004, 6:03pm PST
Is anyone else seeing a "new!" by that post? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2004, 10:37pm PST
Nope NT by Berlioz 11/10/2004, 12:51pm PST
So, what's so bad about this guy? by Creexul :( 09/29/2004, 7:43pm PDT
September 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:25pm PDT
You have converted me by False 09/28/2004, 2:33pm PDT
September 2004, #2 by four20 09/29/2004, 11:24am PDT
That's what probably explains why I'm so James Gandolfini (a.k.a Tony Soprano) NT by Bodybag 09/29/2004, 12:07pm PDT
Re: September 2004, #2 by Chairman Mao 09/29/2004, 12:44pm PDT
Sweet sweet payoff to the story. by Fussbett 09/29/2004, 2:35pm PDT
Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Creexul :( 09/29/2004, 4:01pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Shredder 09/29/2004, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Addendum 09/29/2004, 4:30pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Space Marine 09/29/2004, 4:41pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Quentin Beck 06/14/2005, 3:28pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Bill Dungsroman 09/29/2004, 9:19pm PDT
ONOS by kthor 10/04/2004, 3:56pm PDT
Now if I could just get livejournal to load, I could see what this is. :( by Creexul :( 10/04/2004, 6:54pm PDT
Re: Now if I could just get livejournal to load, I could see what this is. :( by Creexul's Brain Damaged Father 10/04/2004, 7:08pm PDT
Re: Now if I could just get livejournal to load, I could see what this is. :( by Creexul :( 10/24/2004, 11:23pm PDT
Hey, how 'bout that SpaceShipOne?!!!!?!?!!!! NT by Mysterio 10/25/2004, 12:45am PDT
So is Choson lying in a ditch now? by Worm 10/25/2004, 8:55pm PDT
JOE YANCE DOES IT BETTER (NWS) by JOE YANCE AKA four20 10/28/2004, 8:27am PDT
ugly tits made me gay NT by kthor 10/28/2004, 9:20am PDT
Oct. 23rd, 2004 by four20 10/23/2004, 5:47pm PDT
Re: Oct. 23rd, 2004 by Willdog 10/28/2004, 11:10am PDT
Re: Oct. 23rd, 2004 by Raised 10/28/2004, 11:31am PDT
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by four20 11/08/2004, 2:41am PST
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by Kthor 11/09/2004, 6:20pm PST
We call it "Being Psycho Chink-ovich" NT by Zseni 11/10/2004, 11:43am PST
You ruined it. NT by Raised 11/10/2004, 11:41pm PST
November 16th, 2004 - "Quit With Honor" by four20 11/17/2004, 10:12am PST
1.5% is an example of the take they never give. by Jesus Christ 11/17/2004, 10:22am PST
Re: 1.5% is an example of the take they never give. by Worm 11/17/2004, 8:20pm PST
Re: 1.5% is an example of the take they never give. by four20 11/23/2004, 2:18am PST
I plugged the leak.... with a fucking cinderblock! NT by four20 11/23/2004, 10:49am PST
Haha, no. by Dario 11/23/2004, 12:50pm PST
Next installment sneak preview by four20 11/24/2004, 2:06am PST
Is This The Same Guy... by Rightbug 11/17/2004, 2:58pm PST
No, you're thinking of hilarious liar Chris Clark. by Fussbett 11/17/2004, 7:30pm PST
Numsey is that you? by jeep 05/20/2005, 3:58pm PDT
Sunday, February 6, 2005: MOAP by four20 02/07/2005, 1:55pm PST
Is that him!?!??!?! by PSONE 02/07/2005, 2:31pm PST
joe yance got totally fuckin' fat! NT by Kthor 02/07/2005, 3:27pm PST
Re: Sunday, February 6, 2005: MOAP by Fussbett 02/07/2005, 3:45pm PST
How did this one slip under the radar?! by Fussbett 02/10/2005, 8:02pm PST
April 27, 2005 by four20 04/27/2005, 5:36pm PDT
Joe Yance isn't going to change breakfast for anyone. by Ray of Light 04/27/2005, 6:43pm PDT
Thieving riff-raff by Fussbett 05/07/2005, 10:02am PDT
Clarification needed by Fussbett 05/07/2005, 11:30am PDT
Re: April 27, 2005 by mark 05/09/2005, 1:23pm PDT
May 21, 2005 - Brinksmanship by four20 05/21/2005, 8:19am PDT
May. 24th, 2005 - Called The Bluff and Won! by four20 05/24/2005, 8:50pm PDT
He's a sociopath. by Arbit 05/24/2005, 9:45pm PDT
A SOCIOPATH?! YOU'LL PAY!!! by Fussbett 05/25/2005, 6:45am PDT
Re: May. 24th, 2005 - Called The Bluff and Won! by Bill Dungsroman 05/25/2005, 9:37am PDT
Legalities of receptions by I need clarification 05/25/2005, 2:27pm PDT
Housing Things by mark 05/25/2005, 3:34pm PDT
Re: May. 24th, 2005 - Called The Bluff and Won! by Sexy Babysitter 05/26/2005, 9:20pm PDT
May 25, 2005 - The Good Life by four20 05/25/2005, 8:38pm PDT
Jun. 12th, 2005: Chloe - Too Good To Be True by four20 06/12/2005, 9:35pm PDT
His very own Sassy Q. Soulmate visit. by Fussbett 06/12/2005, 10:27pm PDT
Re: Jun. 12th, 2005: Chloe - Too Good To Be True by Arbit 06/12/2005, 10:29pm PDT
Maybe he meant to use me instead? NT by vivacious 06/13/2005, 3:46am PDT
Boss Story #2 by Fussbett 06/13/2005, 10:56am PDT
I think this chick was on Queer Eye last night. NT by Fullofkittens <--- faggot 06/12/2005, 11:03pm PDT
Two questions by Universal Plan B 06/13/2005, 10:55am PDT
Your answer lies within by I need clarification 06/13/2005, 11:05am PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/13/2005, 11:18am PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by Arbit 06/13/2005, 11:40am PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by Quentin Beck 06/14/2005, 2:26pm PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by Choson 06/13/2005, 10:26pm PDT
I would set my couch up so I could peek at her in secret and masturbate NT by Mysterio 06/13/2005, 10:54pm PDT
End of an Era by four20 06/14/2005, 9:15am PDT
His broad probably ditched him on account of it. NT by Broad 06/15/2005, 1:28am PDT
Of all the souls I have met in my travels by jamestmotherfuckerfoodeater 06/16/2005, 11:01am PDT
Re: End of an Era by goldmourn 09/05/2010, 4:41pm PDT
Re: End of an Era by goldmourn 09/05/2010, 4:42pm PDT
Re: End of an Era by mr_marlboro 09/05/2010, 9:05pm PDT
The blog ends during a complex transition to antique collector / serial killer by mark 09/06/2010, 8:08am PDT
It is extremely easy to become his facebook friend. by mark 09/06/2010, 8:13am PDT
mr_marlboro by Choson 08/01/2005, 10:57pm PDT
the worst kind of disappointment by bombMexico 08/02/2005, 3:14am PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by mr_marlboro 08/02/2005, 5:57pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/07/2005, 5:18pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Creexul :( 08/07/2005, 7:34pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by bombMexico 08/08/2005, 11:48am PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by I need clarification 08/08/2005, 12:16pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by bombMexico 08/08/2005, 1:12pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Ray of Light 08/09/2005, 7:08am PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by FABIO 08/08/2005, 1:16pm PDT
reverse double-nude by Fussbett 08/09/2005, 12:02am PDT
Re: reverse double-nude by FABIO 08/09/2005, 12:26am PDT
Hey, do what comes naturally. by Fussbett 08/09/2005, 9:40pm PDT
The 'Brass Rail' wasn't bad. NT by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 08/08/2005, 2:39pm PDT
Tourist trap NT by Fussbett 08/08/2005, 8:28pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Judge Barry 02/22/2020, 2:13pm PST
From Bricks to Bus(s)es by Johannes "Joe" Yance: Driver, Lover 05/12/2006, 8:03am PDT
He can even make driving creepy :( NT by Fussbett 05/12/2006, 8:55am PDT
Signs of the apocalypse. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/12/2006, 3:10pm PDT
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by I need clarification 07/30/2018, 6:04pm PDT
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