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by four20 09/27/2004, 4:39am PDT |
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June 10, 2004:
I spent half an hour with Ella; my English lit prof @ 3PM. Her class isn't until 6PM. We got to know each other and are falling romantically in love... Actually, I had some questions and she had some questions why I had trouble with an assignment so that she could offer some help.
Good Lord! She's a really young wholesomly beautiful and sweet Prof! Sweet because of the way she smiles & giggles. At the end of the half hour meeting, I reached into a thick solid color shopping bag and gave her potted flowers! She said it wasn't necessary; nonetheless, she accepted it and said it was sweet of me! Flowers are the appropriate thing to give because I'm sure there are rules against Profs accepting gifts of significant monetary value (e.g. electronics, cash, jewelry, Courvousier Congac).
June 13, 2004:
The Director or his designate has the right to require the immediate withdrawl of a resident... ...who engages in threatenting or aggressive behaviour towards staff or residents,... (his emphasis)
It turns out, that on Friday night when I got in the elevator the porter (front desk) called for security to intercept me (sensing trouble). If it wasn't for someone who collapsed from drunkeness in the stairwell and a flare up with a drunk on the second floor, I would have been in big trouble. I'm lucky that nobody called the University Police too.
The fiasco was investigated while I was sleeping. The Don and his Deputies were up all night trying to find out what happened. The person who I had the altercation with was a Deputy (who in my view should be relieved for being the prick who actually antagonized me and escalated the situation). BTW, I've never heard of a fucking Deputy (maybe they're just bullshitting me). It why I was saying "I don't give a fuck who you are! If this happens again they're going to be fists flying!" Or threaten them with a "punch to the throat" whenever I didn't like what they said.
I was told that this was the worst thing that has happened in the three years one of the Deputies had been on my floor. They thought I was going to severly beat them.
The only reason I haven't been evicted was because one of the Don's Deputies vouched for me. Why? I don't know. The Don was prepared to recommend my eviction. I'm told the incident was written up as an argument that was resolved. I guess its also good that I had brought three witnesses who'll say whatever I want them to. However, incident will be sent to the Dean of Residence and put on record.
Do I regret it? Fuck NO! The only thing I regret was that this happened in a way that could get me in trouble. I'm smarter than that.
When Kate found out it was me causing the commotion, she said: "Joe, I thought you were nice!" I told her I was and smiled; she smiled back kind of impressed at that side of me! She was in her room at that time and needed to go to the bathroom but was too afraid because of the noise.
I'm not someone who gets mad, so this incident is an abberation. I thought I'd be over it, but I'm not really. I'm going to check with the residence office in the morning if I can switch rooms to another side of the floor (provided I give a good enough reason that doesn't get me in trouble).
P.S. When I get the chance, I'm going to give my side of the story to the Don.
June 17, 2004:
I seem to have quite the skill to win people over to certain causes; an ability to appeal to emotion and not ration.
For some reason, I've been able to build a cadre of operatives who've begun being a thorn at the side of the fool on my floor (on their own initiative). Bringing people together and getting them to and turn on someone is impressive. Everywhere I go, people are trash talking the fool and also intentionally pushing the fools buttons. The beauty of it is, I have nothing to do with it! There's actually plausible deniability on my part! After all, am I my brother or sister's keeper? Lastly, I'm not even around when something happens nor can anything be traced back to me because I'm not even involved. Its almost like independent cells of operatives have formed and spread like a contagion.
The hounds have been released and its beyond my control. I must add that, nothing is happening that can get me in trouble. Its not like I'm responsible for other people's behaviour if I'm not even in the residence or in my room. I'm teflon!
This is a skill that will prove valuable in life.
It kind of makes me feel so alive! I haven't done anything like this since 8th grade when I formed a cabal that ended up causing two people I hated to choose different high schools from the one I was going to in order to flee the antagonization unleashed on my part.
Dear friends, I hope this doesn't give you a bad impression of me. I'm really a nice guy and a loyal friend. There really isn't a cognitive dissonance. I'm just like sea food in that I'm an acquired taste and one that's fancied (by some) once I'm tasted.
June 19, 2004:
Harry Callaghan (portrayed by Clint Eastwood) in "The Enforcer" remarked that: "A man's got to know his limitations".
I have to know my limitations. In particular, I really seem to go around like I'm teflon. I don't want to become some character from a Greek Tradegy... The rules for everyday people don't really seem to apply to me; when I violate the rules and become a deviant, I'm only greeted with the typical "right on man"!
I took four blond girls from the residence last night to Dance Cave. We were walking on the streets drunk (we'll they were) and holding bottles of beer, one of them had decided to sit down while waiting for the "walk" signal. The Police drove by and were astonished to see a blatant violation of rules regarding public drunkeness. I commented that they were in my custody and there will be no trouble, the Police drove away.
P.S. Everyone that came with me didn't have to pay cover. I also got two free pitchers of "Labatt 50" from the bar!
June 22, 2004:
I'm talking and jesturing in this pic. In specific, it was probably about something absurd and nonsensical--- primarily the product of my vivid and creative imagination. It makes me (from the testimony of others) "the man" to be around when people are drinking!
June 28, 2004:
On Thursday night, I gave my number to a girl working at Pita Pit. I had seen her the previous Friday night. At both times, I was profoundly drunk and she took my order and handcrafted my pita. I always chatted with her those times. In fact, when I saw her last Thursday, we were chatting so much the boss had to remind her that customers are waiting!
SHE CALLED ME TONIGHT! When I first met her, she was only 16 yrs old (two fridays ago); last Friday was her 17th birthday. OMG!!! Yes, I knew how old she was when I gave her my phone number. I'm 10 yrs older than her! The only reason why I befriended her is that she didn't look 16!
Anyway, we're going to do something tommorow night. I'll call her when I'm finished class.
OMG! A 17 yr old blonde girl called me! (his bold)
P.S. I just called Catherine while writing this to check if she really doesn't care that I'm 27; she doesn't!
P.P.S. Catherine told me that lots of guys give her their phone numbers but she throws them away. She also told me she was debating for a while (kind of timid) about actually callling me; I'm glad she did.
June 30, 2004:
I met Catherine last night. I told her I'd be waiting at the benches beside Future's Cafe... She got there right on time! Acutally, I was sitting just watching people walk by when this girl walking towards me called my name. I didn't realize how pretty she is! After all, the two times I've seen her, I was drunk. She's taller than I thought; she's almost my height.
Desptie being 17 yrs old, she was nonetheless served alcohol at Future's. She's different--- I don't know if that's good or bad.
- She doesn't go to school because she works full-time. She lives on her own because she doesn't get along with her Mom's boyfriend (that's why she left home).
- She plays hockey and baseball, likes cars, drinks beer, is open to porn and has watched it.
- Cathernine is a novelty seeker. She seeks stimulation and gets bored in due time... Furthermore, she has a high propensity for taking risks.
- She broke up with her boyfriend on Sunday because he cheated on her with her best friend. Actually, they have an open relationship. However, it was cheating with her best friend that crossed the line.
- She's one of those people that has lots of friends. i.e. People always calling her cell phone
It was interesting last night... I kind of felt the clock was turned back. She's rather beautiful and despite many flaws; nonetheless a good person. I felt that she opened up to me, telling me things about her personal life and even showing me pictures of her dog from her wallet.
Catherine was really interested in me, she never ran out of things to say nor did she lose eye contact. I think I made her laugh a lot and made her blush a few times. I even got her a rose from one of those guys who sell them to males in the company of females.
Perhaps she was timid, but I thought we'd kiss on the first date... She gave me hug and asked me to call her tonight (she's not working).
As I headed home, I thought to myself... Fine, she's pretty and has somewhat of a personality---- However, I'M NOT THE GUY FOR HER! I told myself that I was going to call her tonight and tell her that. It wouldn't be fair to her if I didn't.
While sleeping, I heard my phone beeping (periodically) to announce that there was a text message waiting...
I had fun 2 night thax
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REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 2:34am PDT 
I would like the kind of dog food that makes its own gravy. NT by Satchel 09/27/2004, 3:18am PDT
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by Choson 09/27/2004, 3:19am PDT
Thank you. And keep it up. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 3:55am PDT
Found more. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 4:09am PDT
January 30, 2001 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:08am PDT
Blood clot? NT by I need clarification 09/27/2004, 11:41am PDT
More like clood BOT (psh). >:( NT by Creexul :( 09/27/2004, 12:01pm PDT
Re: January 30, 2001 by Mysterious Stranger 11/28/2010, 4:42pm PST
April 4, 2004 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:18am PDT
April 5, 2004 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:20am PDT
April 6, 2004 by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:21am PDT
more April 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:27am PDT
May 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:32am PDT
June 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:39am PDT
Re: June 2004 by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 1:33pm PDT
Who the fuck is this retard? I missed all this. NT by kthor 09/27/2004, 2:04pm PDT
No one special by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 2:14pm PDT
Re: No one special by Bill Dungsroman 09/27/2004, 3:43pm PDT
I'd probably run into him if I went to Dance Cave. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 3:50pm PDT
Re: I'd probably run into him if I went to Dance Cave. by Choson 09/27/2004, 4:27pm PDT
Cance Dave. NT by Creexul :( 09/27/2004, 6:24pm PDT
How is that a club for straight people with a name like that? by Bill Dungsroman 09/27/2004, 6:36pm PDT
Because grrlz go anywhere, because they really just gotta DANCE. NT by Creexul :( 09/28/2004, 8:55am PDT
Here's where we talk about meeting four20 one day. by Fussbett 09/27/2004, 5:30pm PDT
July 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:02pm PDT
August 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:18pm PDT
Exhausting. by Zseni 09/27/2004, 7:58pm PDT
Re: Exhausting. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 09/27/2004, 8:54pm PDT
Dear Lord you're dull. by The popular consensus 09/27/2004, 9:48pm PDT
Re: Dear Lord you're dull. by One Tongue in a Big Ass 09/27/2004, 11:56pm PDT
Re: Dear Lord you're dull. by Entropy Stew 09/28/2004, 1:24am PDT
Zseni is all that's keeping this forum from being Qt3 NT by Dumbest claim ever 09/28/2004, 6:36am PDT
Nice ator, FATTY! NT by gib 10/24/2004, 10:11am PDT
C.S. Lewis by Fussbett 09/28/2004, 2:40am PDT
jeep: explaining the joke since 1998 by jeep 10/26/2004, 9:35pm PDT
Why does jeep's post still have "new" by it two weeks later? Fucking ridiculous! NT by I need clarification 11/08/2004, 6:03pm PST
Is anyone else seeing a "new!" by that post? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2004, 10:37pm PST
Nope NT by Berlioz 11/10/2004, 12:51pm PST
So, what's so bad about this guy? by Creexul :( 09/29/2004, 7:43pm PDT
September 2004 by four20 09/27/2004, 4:25pm PDT
You have converted me by False 09/28/2004, 2:33pm PDT
September 2004, #2 by four20 09/29/2004, 11:24am PDT
That's what probably explains why I'm so James Gandolfini (a.k.a Tony Soprano) NT by Bodybag 09/29/2004, 12:07pm PDT
Re: September 2004, #2 by Chairman Mao 09/29/2004, 12:44pm PDT
Sweet sweet payoff to the story. by Fussbett 09/29/2004, 2:35pm PDT
Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Creexul :( 09/29/2004, 4:01pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Shredder 09/29/2004, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Addendum 09/29/2004, 4:30pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Space Marine 09/29/2004, 4:41pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Quentin Beck 06/14/2005, 3:28pm PDT
Re: Apparently some kind of anti depression medication for some reason. by Bill Dungsroman 09/29/2004, 9:19pm PDT
ONOS by kthor 10/04/2004, 3:56pm PDT
Now if I could just get livejournal to load, I could see what this is. :( by Creexul :( 10/04/2004, 6:54pm PDT
Re: Now if I could just get livejournal to load, I could see what this is. :( by Creexul's Brain Damaged Father 10/04/2004, 7:08pm PDT
Re: Now if I could just get livejournal to load, I could see what this is. :( by Creexul :( 10/24/2004, 11:23pm PDT
Hey, how 'bout that SpaceShipOne?!!!!?!?!!!! NT by Mysterio 10/25/2004, 12:45am PDT
So is Choson lying in a ditch now? by Worm 10/25/2004, 8:55pm PDT
JOE YANCE DOES IT BETTER (NWS) by JOE YANCE AKA four20 10/28/2004, 8:27am PDT
ugly tits made me gay NT by kthor 10/28/2004, 9:20am PDT
Oct. 23rd, 2004 by four20 10/23/2004, 5:47pm PDT
Re: Oct. 23rd, 2004 by Willdog 10/28/2004, 11:10am PDT
Re: Oct. 23rd, 2004 by Raised 10/28/2004, 11:31am PDT
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by four20 11/08/2004, 2:41am PST
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by Kthor 11/09/2004, 6:20pm PST
We call it "Being Psycho Chink-ovich" NT by Zseni 11/10/2004, 11:43am PST
You ruined it. NT by Raised 11/10/2004, 11:41pm PST
November 16th, 2004 - "Quit With Honor" by four20 11/17/2004, 10:12am PST
1.5% is an example of the take they never give. by Jesus Christ 11/17/2004, 10:22am PST
Re: 1.5% is an example of the take they never give. by Worm 11/17/2004, 8:20pm PST
Re: 1.5% is an example of the take they never give. by four20 11/23/2004, 2:18am PST
I plugged the leak.... with a fucking cinderblock! NT by four20 11/23/2004, 10:49am PST
Haha, no. by Dario 11/23/2004, 12:50pm PST
Next installment sneak preview by four20 11/24/2004, 2:06am PST
Is This The Same Guy... by Rightbug 11/17/2004, 2:58pm PST
No, you're thinking of hilarious liar Chris Clark. by Fussbett 11/17/2004, 7:30pm PST
Numsey is that you? by jeep 05/20/2005, 3:58pm PDT
Sunday, February 6, 2005: MOAP by four20 02/07/2005, 1:55pm PST
Is that him!?!??!?! by PSONE 02/07/2005, 2:31pm PST
joe yance got totally fuckin' fat! NT by Kthor 02/07/2005, 3:27pm PST
Re: Sunday, February 6, 2005: MOAP by Fussbett 02/07/2005, 3:45pm PST
How did this one slip under the radar?! by Fussbett 02/10/2005, 8:02pm PST
April 27, 2005 by four20 04/27/2005, 5:36pm PDT
Joe Yance isn't going to change breakfast for anyone. by Ray of Light 04/27/2005, 6:43pm PDT
Thieving riff-raff by Fussbett 05/07/2005, 10:02am PDT
Clarification needed by Fussbett 05/07/2005, 11:30am PDT
Re: April 27, 2005 by mark 05/09/2005, 1:23pm PDT
May 21, 2005 - Brinksmanship by four20 05/21/2005, 8:19am PDT
May. 24th, 2005 - Called The Bluff and Won! by four20 05/24/2005, 8:50pm PDT
He's a sociopath. by Arbit 05/24/2005, 9:45pm PDT
A SOCIOPATH?! YOU'LL PAY!!! by Fussbett 05/25/2005, 6:45am PDT
Re: May. 24th, 2005 - Called The Bluff and Won! by Bill Dungsroman 05/25/2005, 9:37am PDT
Legalities of receptions by I need clarification 05/25/2005, 2:27pm PDT
Housing Things by mark 05/25/2005, 3:34pm PDT
Re: May. 24th, 2005 - Called The Bluff and Won! by Sexy Babysitter 05/26/2005, 9:20pm PDT
May 25, 2005 - The Good Life by four20 05/25/2005, 8:38pm PDT
Jun. 12th, 2005: Chloe - Too Good To Be True by four20 06/12/2005, 9:35pm PDT
His very own Sassy Q. Soulmate visit. by Fussbett 06/12/2005, 10:27pm PDT
Re: Jun. 12th, 2005: Chloe - Too Good To Be True by Arbit 06/12/2005, 10:29pm PDT
Maybe he meant to use me instead? NT by vivacious 06/13/2005, 3:46am PDT
Boss Story #2 by Fussbett 06/13/2005, 10:56am PDT
I think this chick was on Queer Eye last night. NT by Fullofkittens <--- faggot 06/12/2005, 11:03pm PDT
Two questions by Universal Plan B 06/13/2005, 10:55am PDT
Your answer lies within by I need clarification 06/13/2005, 11:05am PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/13/2005, 11:18am PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by Arbit 06/13/2005, 11:40am PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by Quentin Beck 06/14/2005, 2:26pm PDT
Re: Your answer lies within by Choson 06/13/2005, 10:26pm PDT
I would set my couch up so I could peek at her in secret and masturbate NT by Mysterio 06/13/2005, 10:54pm PDT
End of an Era by four20 06/14/2005, 9:15am PDT
His broad probably ditched him on account of it. NT by Broad 06/15/2005, 1:28am PDT
Of all the souls I have met in my travels by jamestmotherfuckerfoodeater 06/16/2005, 11:01am PDT
Re: End of an Era by goldmourn 09/05/2010, 4:41pm PDT
Re: End of an Era by goldmourn 09/05/2010, 4:42pm PDT
Re: End of an Era by mr_marlboro 09/05/2010, 9:05pm PDT
The blog ends during a complex transition to antique collector / serial killer by mark 09/06/2010, 8:08am PDT
It is extremely easy to become his facebook friend. by mark 09/06/2010, 8:13am PDT
mr_marlboro by Choson 08/01/2005, 10:57pm PDT
the worst kind of disappointment by bombMexico 08/02/2005, 3:14am PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by mr_marlboro 08/02/2005, 5:57pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/07/2005, 5:18pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Creexul :( 08/07/2005, 7:34pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by bombMexico 08/08/2005, 11:48am PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by I need clarification 08/08/2005, 12:16pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by bombMexico 08/08/2005, 1:12pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Ray of Light 08/09/2005, 7:08am PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by FABIO 08/08/2005, 1:16pm PDT
reverse double-nude by Fussbett 08/09/2005, 12:02am PDT
Re: reverse double-nude by FABIO 08/09/2005, 12:26am PDT
Hey, do what comes naturally. by Fussbett 08/09/2005, 9:40pm PDT
The 'Brass Rail' wasn't bad. NT by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 08/08/2005, 2:39pm PDT
Tourist trap NT by Fussbett 08/08/2005, 8:28pm PDT
Re: the worst kind of disappointment by Judge Barry 02/22/2020, 2:13pm PST
From Bricks to Bus(s)es by Johannes "Joe" Yance: Driver, Lover 05/12/2006, 8:03am PDT
He can even make driving creepy :( NT by Fussbett 05/12/2006, 8:55am PDT
Signs of the apocalypse. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/12/2006, 3:10pm PDT
Re: REQUEST: four20's LiveJournal by I need clarification 07/30/2018, 6:04pm PDT
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