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by Senor Barborito 01/07/2003, 9:07pm PST |
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Except a few breaded shrimp which can't be distinguished from chicken.
There's this aroma, this . . . flavor to seafood that makes me want to vomit and vomit and vomit some more just so I'm sure that vomit's what it's for.
Ammonia, I believe is the problem though I'm happy to recieve correction on this point. See, if I recall my 10th grade AP Biology class correctly, sea-dwelling organisms are completely ensconced in a medium (water) that transports their waste products away from their bodies and thus release it directly into this medium. Not so with land animals, which had to develop a very complex system of compressing all their waste down to urea - which is what you piss and, BDR (Bill Dungsroman) correct me here, sweat. The point is, sea-dwelling organisms spend their entire lives just swimming in puddles of their own unprocessed ammonia-flavored piss. The fact that ammonia (or whatever it is) slightly nauseates me to begin with aside, the thought of what I'm about to ingest having swam in its own excreta all its life makes me want to run to the nearest rest room and heave my stomach dry, and then twice more just to be absolutely certain.
--SB
Next in series: how the slightest whiff of alcohol makes me extremely nauseous. |
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Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by laudablepuss 01/06/2003, 7:34pm PST 
Son, put down the crackpipe slowly, turn towards me, and keep your hands visible by Sonny Crockett 01/06/2003, 7:48pm PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by mrs. johnson 01/06/2003, 7:59pm PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by veronica 01/06/2003, 10:24pm PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 12:30am PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by veronica 01/07/2003, 2:16am PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 11:16am PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by Rightbug 01/07/2003, 6:12pm PST
Nobody, I repeat, nobody is denying the greatness of seafood. n/T NT by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 7:28pm PST
I hate all forms of seafood now and forever by Senor Barborito 01/07/2003, 9:07pm PST
Re: I hate all forms of seafood now and forever by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 9:19pm PST
Re: I hate all forms of seafood now and forever by Senor Barborito 01/07/2003, 9:33pm PST
Re: I hate all forms of seafood now and forever by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 9:40pm PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by veronica 01/07/2003, 9:23pm PST
Re: Anyone here believe in Flying Saucers? by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 9:28pm PST
Holy fucking pseudoscience by Entropy Stew 01/06/2003, 8:14pm PST
Re: Holy fucking pseudoscience by Senor Barborito 01/06/2003, 9:43pm PST
Here, link by Senor Barborito 01/06/2003, 9:50pm PST
Re: Here, link by veronica 01/06/2003, 10:01pm PST
Re: Here, link by Zseni 01/06/2003, 10:15pm PST
Re: Here, link by laudablepuss 01/07/2003, 1:59am PST
Uh, what? by laudablepuss 01/07/2003, 1:47am PST
Re: Uh, what? by Entropy Stew 01/07/2003, 4:03am PST
Re: Uh, what? by laudablepuss 01/07/2003, 11:45am PST
Re: Uh, what? by Chairman Mao 01/07/2003, 12:15pm PST
Re: Uh, what? by laudablepuss 01/07/2003, 12:48pm PST
Re: Uh, what? by Chairman Mao 01/07/2003, 1:55pm PST
Re: Uh, what? by veronica 01/07/2003, 9:34pm PST
Its nowhere near as gay as a segway by Chairman Mao 01/07/2003, 9:51pm PST
Are people actually using Segways? Haven't seen one yet. -nt- by Colonel K 01/07/2003, 10:59pm PST
I saw one... it was beautiful by mrs. johnson 01/07/2003, 11:02pm PST
Re: I saw one... it was beautiful by veronica 01/07/2003, 11:23pm PST
Re: I saw one... it was beautiful by Colonel K 01/07/2003, 11:43pm PST
Chicago: Redefining Gay by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 12:05am PST
Re: Chicago: Redefining Gay by mrs. johnson 01/08/2003, 12:18am PST
He was a block away and a story below, and I was moving by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 12:48am PST
Re: He was a block away and a story below, and I was moving by mrs. johnson 01/08/2003, 12:59am PST
Re: He was a block away and a story below, and I was moving by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 1:13am PST
Re: He was a block away and a story below, and I was moving by Motherhead 01/08/2003, 1:27am PST
WOW THIS IS GETTING GAYER BY THE SECOND. KER-GAY! by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 2:11am PST
The People and the Folks. Those are gangs? Amish gangs? by conflictNo 01/08/2003, 2:24am PST
Headspin by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 2:33am PST
If I ran a gang we would be called the Gentlemen and we would all wear zoot suit by s. conflictNo 01/08/2003, 2:54am PST
If you ran a gang called the Gentlemen, it would be 1846. by Fussbett 01/08/2003, 4:07am PST
Re: WOW THIS IS GETTING GAYER BY THE SECOND. KER-GAY! by motherhead 01/08/2003, 3:21am PST
Re: He was a block away and a story below, and I was moving by junior allen 01/08/2003, 9:27am PST
Almost forgot - Glad to see you made it here -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 12:49am PST
Oh, and... by Chairman Mao 01/07/2003, 1:59pm PST
Re: Uh, what? by FABIO 01/07/2003, 1:47pm PST
Not sure, but I doubt it by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 12:16am PST
Er by Senor Barborito 01/08/2003, 8:18am PST
Here, picture by Senor Barborito 01/08/2003, 8:38am PST
Well fuck me -nt- by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 2:43pm PST
Re: Uh, what? by Mhead 01/08/2003, 1:58am PST
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