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Re: I just started Rage as well. "Bland" is a pretty accurate descriptor. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2012, 10:50am PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

I've been playing for two hours so far (across four or five sessions, so you KNOW it's good), I've probably talked to thirty virtual actors, and not ONE of them has had anything even remotely interesting to say. Here are some highlights:

1. Life is hard, in the wasteland.
2. Bandits are a problem.
3. There are sewers all over the wasteland.
4. Did you know you can use bandages to heal yourself?

I can't believe they hired John Goodman to read what are obviously placeholder lines. And named his character Dan, because holy shit no one at id has had an original idea since let's all buy Ferraris.


I don't get it. Making games is such a fucking pain in the ass, how the fuck does Carmack have the drive to do this shit without a FUN game he wants to play being the result?

I would love to learn more about the hiring process for whoever is responsible for what those asshole characters in Rage say. Doesn't Carmack have any pride any more? Valve was nothing, just another FPS company, and then they hired the people from Old Man Murray and they make the funniest and most entertaining games in the world now. Why can't Carmack hire, fuck, someone like Ryan North and Jerry Whorebach? And wrestle the #1 position back from Gabe Newell.

There's a longer theory I am working on, which is that once you reach a certain level of success and a certain age, you no longer give a shit about producing great work and you are incapable of producing great work. Novelists might be exempt, but it sure as shit is true with movie directors, TV producers, game designers and musicians.


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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