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Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:37am PST
Quétinbec wrote:

So, she's thinking she's got two dead ends and looks like she's about to walk off and I'm freaking out because she'd be the prettiest Thai whore I've ever fucked and I really want to make that happen. I'm freaking out quite openly and she tries to calm me down by saying it's OK we don't have to fuck because Nana is my girlfriend, but she fucking isn't my girlfriend! She's getting fondled by an Arab and I don't feel the least bit jealous. I ask Peachy if I should send Nana a text asking her permission to fuck Peach and my friend is yelling at me for being an idiot, but I was very confused. I didn't want to fuck off Nan because I wanted her to stay with me, but I also really wanted to fuck her friend.


OMG! Do u think she likes u?

I find it really weird that you get this freaked out trying to rent a whore for the night. But it's making me understand better the problems you and were having in the previous thread over what "high stakes" means. I especially had no idea what the fuck you were talking about when you claimed your family and career were on the line, because you don't seem to have much of either. I don't even think you want them. But I think you like to add weight to your otherwise trivial adventures by imagining consequences that don't exist. What if Stabby gets mad at you for fucking her friend? Then what? No more ping-pong? What if your boss finds out you're whoring around? You're almost at the end of your stint there, or are you planning on trying for Senior Vice President of Teaching English?

I guess it makes it more exciting if you pretend the Arab you're sneaking your whore past gives a shit what you're up to. Or maybe being convinced you'll get HIV if you have unprotected sex with a whore is the turn-on. Except so far all your fuck reports have been negative. What can we do about this?

Well, you had this idea in the previous thread that only when a man commits murder has he truly walked on the dark side. That seems a little extreme to me, but fantasizing about murder is actually pretty common. So next time instead of getting flustered wondering how to ask a whore to suck your dick (!), just start one of your Thomas Crown plots, this time working out how you would murder her without imperiling your "career." Where would you do it? How would you dispose of the body? Is there anyone you could trust to assist you, or would you have to do it alone? Could you possibly tell Caltrops about it, and if you can't, what's the point? I bet this will work!

I'll test it out tonight: when I'm fucking my wife, I'll fantasize about killing you and your entire retarded family.
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I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 3:42pm PST NEW
    Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by up with pod people 02/19/2010, 4:32pm PST NEW
        Control your underlings ICJ or I'll stop posting! I mean it! NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 4:42pm PST NEW
            Don't ATOR me, please. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:51pm PST NEW
                (choked, muffled sobs) NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 7:33am PST NEW
    QUICK! EVERYONE BELIEVE THIS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER QB POST! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 4:51pm PST NEW
        FUUUUUCK! (smashes keyboard against wall) NT by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 5:18pm PST NEW
            LOL by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:25pm PST NEW
                Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:38pm PST NEW
                    Re: Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:43pm PST NEW
                        Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying to. by Worm 02/19/2010, 5:47pm PST NEW
                            Re: Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:49pm PST NEW
                        We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 6:03pm PST NEW
                            Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 6:09pm PST NEW
                                Why would trolls want us to believe they're the ones freaking out? NT by Your picture makes no sense 02/19/2010, 8:20pm PST NEW
                                    The point of the picture is that it is backwards. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:25pm PST NEW
                                    it is a subtle and clever bon mot by irony 02/19/2010, 9:01pm PST NEW
                            Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:30pm PST NEW
                                Who was that Mysterious White Knig? NT by Quentinbelle 02/19/2010, 6:34pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Who was that Mysterious White Knig? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:39pm PST NEW
        For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 8:48pm PST NEW
            Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 9:28pm PST NEW
                Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST NEW
                    Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:31pm PST NEW
                        Vag isn't really a chick? I was trolled this whole time. Is ANYONE here truthf NT by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:55pm PST NEW
                        Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:36pm PST NEW
                            Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:31am PST NEW
                                wow, tedious and French, pretty good by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 3:17pm PST NEW
                                    Does that mean you're not going to post here anymore? NT by Fortinbras 02/20/2010, 3:19pm PST NEW
                                    I thought faggot was our catch all term for ourselves. NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 3:48pm PST NEW
                                        Yeah, but so is "goons." by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2010, 4:28pm PST NEW
                                    Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 4:48pm PST NEW
                                        For example, sometimes I'm a robot. Othertimes I'm not. NT by a fairy princess - FullofKittens 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST NEW
                                            You're right I am not. a fairy princess. NT by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:00pm PST NEW
                                    ut o looks like someone is butthurt hardcore, AND didn't read PM NT by irony 02/20/2010, 7:29pm PST NEW
                                    Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:15pm PST NEW
                Hey, everyone. Let's keep on keepin' on. NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:09am PST NEW
    Aww! Stabby violated the Tao of Steve. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:27pm PST NEW
        i know where theres a white knig that can help her. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 5:55pm PST NEW
            a white nig NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 6:10pm PST NEW
                Re: a white nig by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:21pm PST NEW
            I agree. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:33pm PST NEW
                Re: I agree. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:43pm PST NEW
                    Who the fuck are you? by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:49pm PST NEW
                        Re: Who the fuck are you? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:02pm PST NEW
                            Oh man, what the fuck is this shit NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:08pm PST NEW
                                It's drama, the thing for which you adore QB! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:12pm PST NEW
                                    You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and mock QB NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:45pm PST NEW
                                        Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:53pm PST NEW
                                            Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:08pm PST NEW
                                                Yeah. You're not really helping. Shut up. NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:11pm PST NEW
                                                    How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by Worm 02/19/2010, 10:13pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:42pm PST NEW
                                                You should know, you two keep clunking skulls each time you lunge for QB's cock. NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST NEW
                                                    *BONK* by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:38pm PST NEW
                                                    weak by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 1:48am PST NEW
                                            Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:37pm PST NEW
                                                Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:33am PST NEW
                                        Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:07pm PST NEW
                                            whatever that means NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:08pm PST NEW
                                                Re: whatever that means by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:43pm PST NEW
                                                    whatever that means? NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:46pm PST NEW
                                                        Don't crack your head open trying to unravel THIS mystery. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST NEW
                                                            whatever that means?! NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST NEW
                                    Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:15am PST NEW
                                        Re: Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:35am PST NEW
                                            You owe me $20 NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 9:42am PST NEW
    Stabby and the Tatters thing by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:50pm PST NEW
        Mysterious Stranger's posts have just paid off by Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:36am PST NEW
        Text negotiations by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:39am PST NEW
            Re: Text negotiations by Backup whore poster 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST NEW
                Well I've never bought a whore but I did buy a copy of Hustler once by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:34pm PST NEW
                    Tell us about getting infected with STD's, Hans NT by i_hate_caltrops.vbs 02/20/2010, 5:37pm PST NEW
                        :D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:44pm PST NEW
                Fuck you by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:12pm PST NEW
                    Heeey guuuuys paaaay attention to my storriieeess and QUIT ATORing me NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:18pm PST NEW
                        You're so disrespectful of me. I..I think I might cry! NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:27pm PST NEW
                    Could it be that first world American whores act slightly different than yours? NT by Fussbett 02/20/2010, 11:03pm PST NEW
                        No. There's one bitch and she just wears a different face. NT by This is Chris's Blood 02/20/2010, 11:10pm PST NEW
                            Then I'm not the Messiah? NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 11:31pm PST NEW
        Re: Stabby and the Tatters thing by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 9:03am PST NEW
    Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:37am PST NEW
        Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:43am PST NEW
 
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