Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Quétinbec"]So, she's thinking she's got two dead ends and looks like she's about to walk off and I'm freaking out because she'd be the prettiest Thai whore I've ever fucked and I really want to make that happen. I'm freaking out quite openly and she tries to calm me down by saying it's OK we don't have to fuck because Nana is my girlfriend, but she fucking isn't my girlfriend! She's getting fondled by an Arab and I don't feel the least bit jealous. I ask Peachy if I should send Nana a text asking her permission to fuck Peach and my friend is yelling at me for being an idiot, but I was very confused. I didn't want to fuck off Nan because I wanted her to stay with me, but I also really wanted to fuck her friend.[/quote] OMG! Do u think she likes u? I find it really weird that you get this freaked out trying to rent a whore for the night. But it's making me understand better the problems you and were having in the previous thread over what "high stakes" means. I especially had no idea what the fuck you were talking about when you claimed your family and career were on the line, because you don't seem to have much of either. I don't even think you want them. But I think you like to add weight to your otherwise trivial adventures by imagining consequences that don't exist. What if Stabby gets mad at you for fucking her friend? Then what? No more ping-pong? What if your boss finds out you're whoring around? You're almost at the end of your stint there, or are you planning on trying for Senior Vice President of Teaching English? I guess it makes it more exciting if you pretend the Arab you're sneaking your whore past gives a shit what you're up to. Or maybe being convinced you'll get HIV if you have unprotected sex with a whore is the turn-on. Except so far all your fuck reports have been negative. What can we do about this? Well, you had this idea in the previous thread that only when a man commits murder has he truly walked on the dark side. That seems a little extreme to me, but fantasizing about murder is actually pretty common. So next time instead of getting flustered wondering how to ask a whore to suck your dick (!), just start one of your Thomas Crown plots, this time working out how you would murder her without imperiling your "career." Where would you do it? How would you dispose of the body? Is there anyone you could trust to assist you, or would you have to do it alone? Could you possibly tell Caltrops about it, and if you can't, what's the point? I bet this will work! I'll test it out tonight: when I'm fucking my wife, I'll fantasize about killing you and your entire retarded family.[/quote]