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by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:50pm PST |
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I haven't been in the mood to read the posts in the other thread. I'll get around to that later.
Stabby didn't text. I was up until 4, not just for her. At 3am, I got a text from a Filipino waitress cancelling a date I had with her with tonight. What the fuck was she doing up at 3am on a work night?
Anyway, I couldn't sleep. I woke up at 7:30am.
If Stabby doesn't come over, I'll ask Peachy how much she costs for the night and then ask her what her two least busy nights are. I already know from Stabby they're Sunday/Monday. I'll then offer her 10BD less than her usual rate to stay over on those nights.
I'm going to be a lot more assertive with her, too. I'm getting sick of my current approach to whoring. It's not working for me. I need to be more fearless about asking for what I want. For instance, in the past, I'd let the whore do whatever she felt like. Now, with Peachy, say if we're lying on the couch together watching TV, I'm going to ask her to take off her jeans so I can stroke her legs. HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I think that's the kind of shit you have to do to make it work, though. Man, I'm becoming seedy as fuck.
As for this guy who thinks I'm a genius liar, I'm not one to turn away a fan and I'd love to keep stringing you along, but you're fucking with my threads now. You're right that I'm a good liar and you're right that the Tatters stuff was bullshit. That's all you're right about. I haven't lied here for about 3 years. I'm having a lot of fun telling the truth.
I didn't make it past the first audition for LOTR, which is probably for the best because I lied on my application by saying I could take a horse to a canter.
I made up those LOTR stories because HSW accused me of being dependent on him for content. It's hard for me to say that and then turn around and tell you all this is true, so that's something I've been trying to avoid, but that's the way it is. I'm not going to try very hard to convince you of that, because I don't really give a fuck if you belive me. I only care about the opinons of 5 or 6 people here, and they all seem to believe me, so you can go on thinking I'm a genius quietly, please. |
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I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 3:42pm PST 
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by up with pod people 02/19/2010, 4:32pm PST
Control your underlings ICJ or I'll stop posting! I mean it! NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 4:42pm PST
Don't ATOR me, please. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:51pm PST
(choked, muffled sobs) NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 7:33am PST
QUICK! EVERYONE BELIEVE THIS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER QB POST! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 4:51pm PST
FUUUUUCK! (smashes keyboard against wall) NT by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 5:18pm PST
LOL by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:25pm PST
Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:38pm PST
Re: Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:43pm PST
Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying to. by Worm 02/19/2010, 5:47pm PST
Re: Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:49pm PST
We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 6:03pm PST
Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 6:09pm PST
Why would trolls want us to believe they're the ones freaking out? NT by Your picture makes no sense 02/19/2010, 8:20pm PST
The point of the picture is that it is backwards. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:25pm PST
it is a subtle and clever bon mot by irony 02/19/2010, 9:01pm PST
Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:30pm PST
Who was that Mysterious White Knig? NT by Quentinbelle 02/19/2010, 6:34pm PST
Re: Who was that Mysterious White Knig? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:39pm PST
For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 8:48pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 9:28pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:31pm PST
Vag isn't really a chick? I was trolled this whole time. Is ANYONE here truthf NT by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:55pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:36pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:31am PST
wow, tedious and French, pretty good by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 3:17pm PST
Does that mean you're not going to post here anymore? NT by Fortinbras 02/20/2010, 3:19pm PST
I thought faggot was our catch all term for ourselves. NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 3:48pm PST
Yeah, but so is "goons." by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2010, 4:28pm PST
Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 4:48pm PST
For example, sometimes I'm a robot. Othertimes I'm not. NT by a fairy princess - FullofKittens 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST
You're right I am not. a fairy princess. NT by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:00pm PST
ut o looks like someone is butthurt hardcore, AND didn't read PM NT by irony 02/20/2010, 7:29pm PST
Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:15pm PST
Hey, everyone. Let's keep on keepin' on. NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:09am PST
Aww! Stabby violated the Tao of Steve. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:27pm PST
i know where theres a white knig that can help her. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 5:55pm PST
a white nig NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 6:10pm PST
Re: a white nig by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:21pm PST
I agree. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:33pm PST
Re: I agree. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:43pm PST
Who the fuck are you? by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:49pm PST
Re: Who the fuck are you? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:02pm PST
Oh man, what the fuck is this shit NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:08pm PST
It's drama, the thing for which you adore QB! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:12pm PST
You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and mock QB NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:45pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:53pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:08pm PST
Yeah. You're not really helping. Shut up. NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:11pm PST
How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by Worm 02/19/2010, 10:13pm PST
Re: How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:42pm PST
You should know, you two keep clunking skulls each time you lunge for QB's cock. NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST
*BONK* by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:38pm PST
weak by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 1:48am PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:37pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:33am PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:07pm PST
whatever that means NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:08pm PST
Re: whatever that means by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:43pm PST
whatever that means? NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:46pm PST
Don't crack your head open trying to unravel THIS mystery. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST
whatever that means?! NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST
Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:15am PST
Re: Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:35am PST
You owe me $20 NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 9:42am PST
Stabby and the Tatters thing by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:50pm PST
Mysterious Stranger's posts have just paid off by Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:36am PST
Text negotiations by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:39am PST
Re: Text negotiations by Backup whore poster 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST
Well I've never bought a whore but I did buy a copy of Hustler once by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:34pm PST
Tell us about getting infected with STD's, Hans NT by i_hate_caltrops.vbs 02/20/2010, 5:37pm PST
:D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:44pm PST
Fuck you by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:12pm PST
Heeey guuuuys paaaay attention to my storriieeess and QUIT ATORing me NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:18pm PST
You're so disrespectful of me. I..I think I might cry! NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:27pm PST
Could it be that first world American whores act slightly different than yours? NT by Fussbett 02/20/2010, 11:03pm PST
No. There's one bitch and she just wears a different face. NT by This is Chris's Blood 02/20/2010, 11:10pm PST
Then I'm not the Messiah? NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 11:31pm PST
Re: Stabby and the Tatters thing by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 9:03am PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:37am PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:43am PST
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