Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Stabby and the Tatters thing

[quote name="Quétinbec"]I haven't been in the mood to read the posts in the other thread. I'll get around to that later. Stabby didn't text. I was up until 4, not just for her. At 3am, I got a text from a Filipino waitress cancelling a date I had with her with tonight. What the fuck was she doing up at 3am on a work night? Anyway, I couldn't sleep. I woke up at 7:30am. If Stabby doesn't come over, I'll ask Peachy how much she costs for the night and then ask her what her two least busy nights are. I already know from Stabby they're Sunday/Monday. I'll then offer her 10BD less than her usual rate to stay over on those nights. I'm going to be a lot more assertive with her, too. I'm getting sick of my current approach to whoring. It's not working for me. I need to be more fearless about asking for what I want. For instance, in the past, I'd let the whore do whatever she felt like. Now, with Peachy, say if we're lying on the couch together watching TV, I'm going to ask her to take off her jeans so I can stroke her legs. HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I think that's the kind of shit you have to do to make it work, though. Man, I'm becoming seedy as fuck. As for this guy who thinks I'm a genius liar, I'm not one to turn away a fan and I'd love to keep stringing you along, but you're fucking with my threads now. You're right that I'm a good liar and you're right that the Tatters stuff was bullshit. That's all you're right about. I haven't lied here for about 3 years. I'm having a lot of fun telling the truth. I didn't make it past the first audition for LOTR, which is probably for the best because I lied on my application by saying I could take a horse to a canter. I made up those LOTR stories because HSW accused me of being dependent on him for content. It's hard for me to say that and then turn around and tell you all this is true, so that's something I've been trying to avoid, but that's the way it is. I'm not going to try very hard to convince you of that, because I don't really give a fuck if you belive me. I only care about the opinons of 5 or 6 people here, and they all seem to believe me, so you can go on thinking I'm a genius <i>quietly</i>, please. [/quote]