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Tales of the Sword Coast
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by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:12pm PST |
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Why have their been no replies to my post? Did you believe that guy when he told everyone I'm a liar? Hopefully, the smarter people here can find some of the many reasons to trust me, and won't just fob me off because of what I've done in the past. I don't want to be caught in some "Boy who cried Wolf" situation where in place of a wolf, there are whores, and in place of me crying wolf, I lied about being in LOTR.
But it certainly isn't helped by some guy making up shit about fucking whores. I actually find this really disrespectful because I come here and tell you my stuff as a way of dealing with it. Some cunt calls me a liar and then another (or the same) makes up a bullshit story to try to mock or impress me.
Backup whore poster wrote:
I've noticed this, too.
Noticed what? I was talking about whores being self conscious about their bodies, not paranoid about the police.
Backup whore poster wrote:
There was one girl I met up with at a hotel near the airport. People on the review boards had said she's especially afraid of being busted - frequently canceling appointments at the last minute, being very circumspect during appointments, and generally acting like every customer was an undercover cop.
Well, that sounds exactly like NO prostitute I've ever met or heard about and I live in a country where the police can arrest you for wearing shorts. Paranoid girls don't become prostitutes because every aspect of the job involves taking risks.
Backup whore poster wrote:
Her pictures on her site were only half-attractive, but all the delays and suspicion made me really excited to finally see her. I wasn't disappointed - she was really cute and quite young.
Total bullshit. Whores ALWAYS look better in their photos than in reality. ALWAYS. You'll know from Facebook and Myspace that normal girls make sure to look better in profile pictures. Well, do you think someoen whose entire livelihood depends on those photos would go about it half assed? That's why I never use the internet to whore. I know a 34 y/o whore who sends clients her high school picture.
Backup whore poster wrote:
She was surprisingly candid about her personal life, even talking about her kid and that he was staying with her parents while she worked. I got the impression they knew what she did!
Why would you be surprised that she's candid about her personal life? I thought you'd fucked whores before? They always tell you about their personal lives to try and make you feel sorry for them so you'll give them more money.
Also, I've never met a whore who's been honest with her parents about what she's doing. Stabby said she thinks her Mum suspects her but they never talk about it - and she's been whoring for 13 years. How could they talk about it, you fucking idiot? She's a daughter.
Backup whore poster wrote:
But I was already locked in her world of suspicion, and was really off my game.
I think the thing that fucks me off most about your awful lies is that you think I'm lying too and that you try to convince others that I'm lying.
Backup whore poster wrote:
For some reason I decided to match her piece for piece as she got undressed - shirt, pants, underwear, etc. This really threw her. After the third article of clothing she stopped and asked what the fuck I was doing.
As I said in the post you're supposed to be replying to, most whores are self conscious about their bodies. If they get undressed by the bed, they do it with their backs to you, or alternatively, they get undressed alone in the bathroom and come out wrapped in a towel. This is me speaking from experience rather than you fabricating shit to try and mock or impress me. Even whores I've been with often, like Stabby, who you'd think would be somewhat comfortable around me, go through this process as if it has become habit. You said you matched her "piece for piece" with "shirts, pants, and underwear" - what kind of whore wears shirts and pants? You'd have to drive them home if you wanted them to get dressed up like that. Also, you getting undressed "piece by piece" "really threw her"? Fuck off, you fucking lying piece of shit. Nothing would surprise a whore. You can make them angry, you can probably make them scared, you can't make them sad, and you can't surprise them.
Backup whore poster wrote:
The fuck was okay but I came too soon and wasn't sure if I could get a second pop (always a sensitive subject).
It's never a sensitive subject, you lying shit. You don't get two fucks unless she agreed to fuck you twice in advance. Do you think whores are gonna say, "You seem like a nice guy, so I'll hang around for another hour." Perhaps you got that impression from when I told you about that whore I fucked on my last night in Korea, but I arranged to fuck her a second time if I came too early IN ADVANCE.
Please never, ever make up these stories again. You've done it in the past and I find it really disrespectful. |
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I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 3:42pm PST 
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by up with pod people 02/19/2010, 4:32pm PST
Control your underlings ICJ or I'll stop posting! I mean it! NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 4:42pm PST
Don't ATOR me, please. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:51pm PST
(choked, muffled sobs) NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 7:33am PST
QUICK! EVERYONE BELIEVE THIS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER QB POST! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 4:51pm PST
FUUUUUCK! (smashes keyboard against wall) NT by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 5:18pm PST
LOL by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:25pm PST
Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:38pm PST
Re: Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:43pm PST
Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying to. by Worm 02/19/2010, 5:47pm PST
Re: Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:49pm PST
We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 6:03pm PST
Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 6:09pm PST
Why would trolls want us to believe they're the ones freaking out? NT by Your picture makes no sense 02/19/2010, 8:20pm PST
The point of the picture is that it is backwards. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:25pm PST
it is a subtle and clever bon mot by irony 02/19/2010, 9:01pm PST
Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:30pm PST
Who was that Mysterious White Knig? NT by Quentinbelle 02/19/2010, 6:34pm PST
Re: Who was that Mysterious White Knig? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:39pm PST
For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 8:48pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 9:28pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:31pm PST
Vag isn't really a chick? I was trolled this whole time. Is ANYONE here truthf NT by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:55pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:36pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:31am PST
wow, tedious and French, pretty good by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 3:17pm PST
Does that mean you're not going to post here anymore? NT by Fortinbras 02/20/2010, 3:19pm PST
I thought faggot was our catch all term for ourselves. NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 3:48pm PST
Yeah, but so is "goons." by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2010, 4:28pm PST
Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 4:48pm PST
For example, sometimes I'm a robot. Othertimes I'm not. NT by a fairy princess - FullofKittens 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST
You're right I am not. a fairy princess. NT by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:00pm PST
ut o looks like someone is butthurt hardcore, AND didn't read PM NT by irony 02/20/2010, 7:29pm PST
Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:15pm PST
Hey, everyone. Let's keep on keepin' on. NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:09am PST
Aww! Stabby violated the Tao of Steve. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:27pm PST
i know where theres a white knig that can help her. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 5:55pm PST
a white nig NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 6:10pm PST
Re: a white nig by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:21pm PST
I agree. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:33pm PST
Re: I agree. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:43pm PST
Who the fuck are you? by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:49pm PST
Re: Who the fuck are you? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:02pm PST
Oh man, what the fuck is this shit NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:08pm PST
It's drama, the thing for which you adore QB! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:12pm PST
You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and mock QB NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:45pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:53pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:08pm PST
Yeah. You're not really helping. Shut up. NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:11pm PST
How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by Worm 02/19/2010, 10:13pm PST
Re: How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:42pm PST
You should know, you two keep clunking skulls each time you lunge for QB's cock. NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST
*BONK* by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:38pm PST
weak by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 1:48am PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:37pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:33am PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:07pm PST
whatever that means NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:08pm PST
Re: whatever that means by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:43pm PST
whatever that means? NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:46pm PST
Don't crack your head open trying to unravel THIS mystery. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST
whatever that means?! NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST
Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:15am PST
Re: Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:35am PST
You owe me $20 NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 9:42am PST
Stabby and the Tatters thing by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:50pm PST
Mysterious Stranger's posts have just paid off by Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:36am PST
Text negotiations by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:39am PST
Re: Text negotiations by Backup whore poster 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST
Well I've never bought a whore but I did buy a copy of Hustler once by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:34pm PST
Tell us about getting infected with STD's, Hans NT by i_hate_caltrops.vbs 02/20/2010, 5:37pm PST
:D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:44pm PST
Fuck you by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:12pm PST
Heeey guuuuys paaaay attention to my storriieeess and QUIT ATORing me NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:18pm PST
You're so disrespectful of me. I..I think I might cry! NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:27pm PST
Could it be that first world American whores act slightly different than yours? NT by Fussbett 02/20/2010, 11:03pm PST
No. There's one bitch and she just wears a different face. NT by This is Chris's Blood 02/20/2010, 11:10pm PST
Then I'm not the Messiah? NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 11:31pm PST
Re: Stabby and the Tatters thing by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 9:03am PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:37am PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:43am PST
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