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I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 3:42pm PST Our plan was to go to the mega whore bar, but it doesn't open until 2am, so we were killing time at smaller whore bars, but we had 4 fucking hours to kill, and whore bars are pretty dull if you don't have the intention to fuck. Anyway, after a couple, we're pretty bored, so I suggest we go to our "local". We haven't been to the local for about 3 months because: 1. About 5 old guys from my work go there and the thought of sharing a whore with them fucking disgusts me 2. We're both involved with whores there 3. The mega whore bar! But my friend had had a fight with his whore. His wife left last night and his whore was supposed to spend three nights with him. He'd taken leave to make that possible. She said she only wanted to spend 2 nights because she she needed to work. He took offense to that. Anyway, that squabble meant he didn't have any qualms about going to the local. I thought, if I run into "Stabby" I'll tell her to come over to my place when she's finished and then find a whore in another bar. So, we're at this place, and I think I hear my friend say that his whore is with a Saudi at the bar. Now, I had only ever seen his whore once and that was before he was 'steady' with her so I hadn't paid much attention, so I was really curious to see her. The thing was, he hadn't said his whore was at the bar with a Saudi. He'd said MY whore was at the bar with a Saudi. His whore's "name" is Yoyo and "Stabby's" name is Nana. I know they don't sound alike, but my brain fucked up. So, I go up to the bar with the intention of sizing up his whore when my whore turns around. She kisses me on each cheek and shakes my hand and asks me how I'm doing right in front of this Arab. If I was the Arab, I would have been fucking pissed because I've been in his situation before and I found it very disrespectful, so the whole thing made me uncomfortable. I walked back to my seat and she followed me. She asked me if my apartment was still empty and I told her it was and she could come stay after she finishes work at 2am (although my intention was to visit the mega whore bar at 2 so I asked her to text first tonight). She went back to the Arab, but I watched her and she kept glancing back at me, which I thougth was sweet. I let her catch me looking at her. Anyway, we're sitting by the toilets wondering that the fuck when Peachy walks past! She's the beautiful whore with the Turkish boyfriend. I wasn't sure how she'd treat me, but she sits down and starts hitting on me. She tells me business has been really bad today (I find out later this is a lie). I tell her we can't fuck because it would be weird because of my situation with Nana, who's hugging a fucking Arab at the bar for fuck's sake! My friend is yelling at me for being a fucking idiot and telling Peachy how beautiful I think she is. She gestures between herself and my friend to ask my permission to fuck him (?). I don't say anything. I'd be very fucked off if that happened, but he said he wasn't interested and nothing came of it. So, she's thinking she's got two dead ends and looks like she's about to walk off and I'm freaking out because she'd be the prettiest Thai whore I've ever fucked and I really want to make that happen. I'm freaking out quite openly and she tries to calm me down by saying it's OK we don't have to fuck because Nana is my girlfriend, but she fucking isn't my girlfriend! She's getting fondled by an Arab and I don't feel the least bit jealous. I ask Peachy if I should send Nana a text asking her permission to fuck Peach and my friend is yelling at me for being an idiot, but I was very confused. I didn't want to fuck off Nan because I wanted her to stay with me, but I also really wanted to fuck her friend. In the end, my hand was forced. Nan was leaving with the Arab and came over to tell Peachy something; I acted like a fucking pussy and couldn't get the words out of my mouth to ask her for permission. She hung around waiting for me to say what I wanted to say. She looked very impatient. Eventually, I asked her if me and Peachy could fuck and she that was no problem, but who the fuck knows. Then, Peachy spoke to Nan in Thai for about a minute. Nana didn't look at me as she left with the Arab and I felt like shit. Now, I'd already committed to the fuck without first getting a price so I was scared she'd hit me up for 40BD. I was prepared to pay that. She asked for 30. Deal! On the drive home, she told me that Nana was upset because one of the older whores they share a room with stole 600BD off her. The older whore denied it and there's nothing they can do. They want to move out now. So, we get home and it's awkward as fuck. Hahahaha! Holy fucking shit. Anyway, she'd always worn jeans around me so I'd never seen her legs. Usually, Thais have quite crappy legs, but in her case, I didn't give a fuck because the rest of her was so pretty. However, her legs were fucking great! The total package! Here's the hilarious thing! We're both naked and lying on the bed and she says, "Now what?". Fucking NOW WHAT? You're the whore! I'm fucking limp! Suck me off or wank me or rub your tits on my dick! I didn't want to say that, though, so I say, "Just lie next to me and I'll get an erection." HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! So she lies next to me under the sheets and I don't get an erection so she hugs me and fortunately starts wanking me stiff. Once I'm stiff, I say, let's fuck and we do. It was shit and it's made me think seriously about whoring because if I can't make it work with a whore as pretty as that, then what the fuck. She apologizes for the shit fuck. I ask for her number and she says next time the fuck will be much better. I tell her it's my problem. I say it's not natural to fuck someone you don't love so it will always be shit. I tell her all my whore fucks are shit. So, on the drive back to the whore bar, I ask her how many guys she's fucked today. She laughs and says nothing. I say I don't care. She says, 3. Fucking 3! If they got my rate, that's 90BD! Anyway, it's 2:40am and Nana hasn't texted. Maybe the Arab paid for the night I'm embarrassed to text her. I think I'll eventually send a text along the lines of, "Sorry if it's weird that I fucked Peachy. Hope your customer was OK." Yes, that's very good! Except she may not know what 'weird' means. I'll send that text now! Wish me luck.

I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 3:42pm PST     Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by up with pod people 02/19/2010, 4:32pm PST         Control your underlings ICJ or I'll stop posting! I mean it! NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 4:42pm PST             Don't ATOR me, please. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:51pm PST                 (choked, muffled sobs) NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 7:33am PST     QUICK! EVERYONE BELIEVE THIS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER QB POST! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 4:51pm PST         FUUUUUCK! (smashes keyboard against wall) NT by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 5:18pm PST             LOL by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:25pm PST                 Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:38pm PST                     Re: Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:43pm PST                         Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying to. by Worm 02/19/2010, 5:47pm PST                             Re: Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:49pm PST                         We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 6:03pm PST                             Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 6:09pm PST                                 Why would trolls want us to believe they're the ones freaking out? NT by Your picture makes no sense 02/19/2010, 8:20pm PST                                     The point of the picture is that it is backwards. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:25pm PST                                     it is a subtle and clever bon mot by irony 02/19/2010, 9:01pm PST                             Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:30pm PST                                 Who was that Mysterious White Knig? NT by Quentinbelle 02/19/2010, 6:34pm PST                                     Re: Who was that Mysterious White Knig? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:39pm PST         For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 8:48pm PST             Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 9:28pm PST                 Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST                     Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:31pm PST                         Vag isn't really a chick? I was trolled this whole time. Is ANYONE here truthf NT by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:55pm PST                         Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:36pm PST                             Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:31am PST                                 wow, tedious and French, pretty good by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 3:17pm PST                                     Does that mean you're not going to post here anymore? NT by Fortinbras 02/20/2010, 3:19pm PST                                     I thought faggot was our catch all term for ourselves. NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 3:48pm PST                                         Yeah, but so is "goons." by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2010, 4:28pm PST                                     Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 4:48pm PST                                         For example, sometimes I'm a robot. Othertimes I'm not. NT by a fairy princess - FullofKittens 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST                                             You're right I am not. a fairy princess. NT by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:00pm PST                                     ut o looks like someone is butthurt hardcore, AND didn't read PM NT by irony 02/20/2010, 7:29pm PST                                     Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:15pm PST                 Hey, everyone. Let's keep on keepin' on. NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:09am PST     Aww! Stabby violated the Tao of Steve. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:27pm PST         i know where theres a white knig that can help her. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 5:55pm PST             a white nig NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 6:10pm PST                 Re: a white nig by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:21pm PST             I agree. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:33pm PST                 Re: I agree. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:43pm PST                     Who the fuck are you? by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:49pm PST                         Re: Who the fuck are you? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:02pm PST                             Oh man, what the fuck is this shit NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:08pm PST                                 It's drama, the thing for which you adore QB! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:12pm PST                                     You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and mock QB NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:45pm PST                                         Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:53pm PST                                             Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:08pm PST                                                 Yeah. You're not really helping. Shut up. NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:11pm PST                                                     How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by Worm 02/19/2010, 10:13pm PST                                                         Re: How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:42pm PST                                                 You should know, you two keep clunking skulls each time you lunge for QB's cock. NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST                                                     *BONK* by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:38pm PST                                                     weak by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 1:48am PST                                             Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:37pm PST                                                 Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:33am PST                                         Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:07pm PST                                             whatever that means NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:08pm PST                                                 Re: whatever that means by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:43pm PST                                                     whatever that means? NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:46pm PST                                                         Don't crack your head open trying to unravel THIS mystery. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST                                                             whatever that means?! NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST                                     Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:15am PST                                         Re: Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:35am PST                                             You owe me $20 NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 9:42am PST     Stabby and the Tatters thing by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:50pm PST         Mysterious Stranger's posts have just paid off by Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:36am PST         Text negotiations by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:39am PST             Re: Text negotiations by Backup whore poster 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST                 Well I've never bought a whore but I did buy a copy of Hustler once by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:34pm PST                     Tell us about getting infected with STD's, Hans NT by i_hate_caltrops.vbs 02/20/2010, 5:37pm PST                         :D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:44pm PST                 Fuck you by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:12pm PST                     Heeey guuuuys paaaay attention to my storriieeess and QUIT ATORing me NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:18pm PST                         You're so disrespectful of me. I..I think I might cry! NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:27pm PST                     Could it be that first world American whores act slightly different than yours? NT by Fussbett 02/20/2010, 11:03pm PST                         No. There's one bitch and she just wears a different face. NT by This is Chris's Blood 02/20/2010, 11:10pm PST                             Then I'm not the Messiah? NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 11:31pm PST         Re: Stabby and the Tatters thing by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 9:03am PST     Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:37am PST         Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:43am PST