Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Quétinbec"]Our plan was to go to the mega whore bar, but it doesn't open until 2am, so we were killing time at smaller whore bars, but we had 4 fucking hours to kill, and whore bars are pretty dull if you don't have the intention to fuck. Anyway, after a couple, we're pretty bored, so I suggest we go to our "local". We haven't been to the local for about 3 months because: 1. About 5 old guys from my work go there and the thought of sharing a whore with them fucking disgusts me 2. We're both involved with whores there 3. The mega whore bar! But my friend had had a fight with his whore. His wife left last night and his whore was supposed to spend three nights with him. He'd taken leave to make that possible. She said she only wanted to spend 2 nights because she she needed to work. He took offense to that. Anyway, that squabble meant he didn't have any qualms about going to the local. I thought, if I run into "Stabby" I'll tell her to come over to my place when she's finished and then find a whore in another bar. So, we're at this place, and I think I hear my friend say that his whore is with a Saudi at the bar. Now, I had only ever seen his whore once and that was before he was 'steady' with her so I hadn't paid much attention, so I was really curious to see her. The thing was, he hadn't said his whore was at the bar with a Saudi. He'd said MY whore was at the bar with a Saudi. His whore's "name" is Yoyo and "Stabby's" name is Nana. I know they don't sound alike, but my brain fucked up. So, I go up to the bar with the intention of sizing up his whore when my whore turns around. She kisses me on each cheek and shakes my hand and asks me how I'm doing right in front of this Arab. If I was the Arab, I would have been fucking pissed because I've been in his situation before and I found it very disrespectful, so the whole thing made me uncomfortable. I walked back to my seat and she followed me. She asked me if my apartment was still empty and I told her it was and she could come stay after she finishes work at 2am (although my intention was to visit the mega whore bar at 2 so I asked her to text first tonight). She went back to the Arab, but I watched her and she kept glancing back at me, which I thougth was sweet. I let her catch me looking at her. Anyway, we're sitting by the toilets wondering that the fuck when Peachy walks past! She's the beautiful whore with the Turkish boyfriend. I wasn't sure how she'd treat me, but she sits down and starts hitting on me. She tells me business has been really bad today (I find out later this is a lie). I tell her we can't fuck because it would be weird because of my situation with Nana, who's hugging a fucking Arab at the bar for fuck's sake! My friend is yelling at me for being a fucking idiot and telling Peachy how beautiful I think she is. She gestures between herself and my friend to ask my permission to fuck him (?). I don't say anything. I'd be very fucked off if that happened, but he said he wasn't interested and nothing came of it. So, she's thinking she's got two dead ends and looks like she's about to walk off and I'm freaking out because she'd be the prettiest Thai whore I've ever fucked and I really want to make that happen. I'm freaking out quite openly and she tries to calm me down by saying it's OK we don't have to fuck because Nana is my girlfriend, but she fucking isn't my girlfriend! She's getting fondled by an Arab and I don't feel the least bit jealous. I ask Peachy if I should send Nana a text asking her permission to fuck Peach and my friend is yelling at me for being an idiot, but I was very confused. I didn't want to fuck off Nan because I wanted her to stay with me, but I also really wanted to fuck her friend. In the end, my hand was forced. Nan was leaving with the Arab and came over to tell Peachy something; I acted like a fucking pussy and couldn't get the words out of my mouth to ask her for permission. She hung around waiting for me to say what I wanted to say. She looked very impatient. Eventually, I asked her if me and Peachy could fuck and she that was no problem, but who the fuck knows. Then, Peachy spoke to Nan in Thai for about a minute. Nana didn't look at me as she left with the Arab and I felt like shit. Now, I'd already committed to the fuck without first getting a price so I was scared she'd hit me up for 40BD. I was prepared to pay that. She asked for 30. Deal! On the drive home, she told me that Nana was upset because one of the older whores they share a room with stole 600BD off her. The older whore denied it and there's nothing they can do. They want to move out now. So, we get home and it's awkward as fuck. Hahahaha! Holy fucking shit. Anyway, she'd always worn jeans around me so I'd never seen her legs. Usually, Thais have quite crappy legs, but in her case, I didn't give a fuck because the rest of her was so pretty. However, her legs were fucking great! The total package! Here's the hilarious thing! We're both naked and lying on the bed and she says, "Now what?". Fucking NOW WHAT? You're the whore! I'm fucking limp! Suck me off or wank me or rub your tits on my dick! I didn't want to say that, though, so I say, "Just lie next to me and I'll get an erection." HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! So she lies next to me under the sheets and I don't get an erection so she hugs me and fortunately starts wanking me stiff. Once I'm stiff, I say, let's fuck and we do. It was shit and it's made me think seriously about whoring because if I can't make it work with a whore as pretty as that, then what the fuck. She apologizes for the shit fuck. I ask for her number and she says next time the fuck will be much better. I tell her it's my problem. I say it's not natural to fuck someone you don't love so it will always be shit. I tell her all my whore fucks are shit. So, on the drive back to the whore bar, I ask her how many guys she's fucked today. She laughs and says nothing. I say I don't care. She says, 3. Fucking 3! If they got my rate, that's 90BD! Anyway, it's 2:40am and Nana hasn't texted. Maybe the Arab paid for the night I'm embarrassed to text her. I think I'll eventually send a text along the lines of, "Sorry if it's weird that I fucked Peachy. Hope your customer was OK." Yes, that's very good! Except she may not know what 'weird' means. I'll send that text now! Wish me luck. [/quote]