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by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST |
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Mischief Maker wrote:
Is your anus still bleeding?
It wasn't while I was on the powder but my last sachet was on Fri and there was blood in my wipes today. Dick's starting to burn again too so pretty scary. I'm gonna have to go back to that fucking asshole.
Mischief Maker wrote:
Yeah but you're so much more respectful than those other Johns what with your refusal to use protection and your, "What??? I wasn't intending to pay you, I thought we were on a date!" surprises.
I was told by a whore this weekend that she approached me because I looked safe! And all this time I thought my shirts made me look handsome. :(
Anyway, like a total idiot, to show them how much better I am than their other customers, I teach English and run errands for a handful of whores. Protection and diseases don't seem to be something they worry about. MOST don't bring condoms. It's unbelievable but it's assumed if you want them, you'll bring them.
They worry about someone who's picked them up binging them to (surprise!) a flat full of 5 other guys and being raped (common enough with Arabs that most girls only fuck them in brothels) or, more frequently, being denied payment, laughed at, and left on the side of the road (an American did this to my friend's whore two nights ago). Pretty much all of them tell you stories like that about once every fortnight. What's a bit of pissburn in the face of that. Also, most of these girls are very depressed and the threat of slowly dying of AIDS over the course of a decade doesn't really sound that bad. It doesn't even scare me as much as it should. AIDS: don't believe the hype.
Mischief Maker wrote:
Holy Shit! I'd always heard about how Lawyers were supposed to be marriage material, but I never realized until I got my JD how many women would start chasing you. Even my failures are opportunities!
Yeah, but the woman in your office is still probably earning a respectable third of what you make. The girl I slept with on Friday has a two year cooking diploma but still only made 15BD(US$40)/month in Ethiopia. She made 40BD in 2 hours in my bed. Setting aside the fact that the choice between those two options isn't a choice at all: SHE MADE $40/MONTH! I MAKE 230 TIMES AS MUCH MONEY AS HER. For you to be as impressive to an American as I am to her, you'd need to make 9.2 million/year. Make that and then talk to me about the pulling power of your salary.
You talk about failures leading to opportunities. I can't fail. So long as I don't punch a girl in the face, I get a marriage proposal. |
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I've been crying. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 12:00am PST 
Execution by lethal ejaculation NT by Eurotrash 01/16/2010, 12:54am PST
I thought there was no downside to exclusively fucking poor foreign whores. by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 4:48am PST
Fucked any teenagers lately,Fussbett?I'm tired but I can sleep.You live in Canda by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:44am PST
Nurses and doctors like guys who can attend an open bar without barfing, mom. NT by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 6:57am PST
The beer's alpha acids were improperly oxidized, FoK. Surely you understand! NT by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 7:26am PST
Whoa, look who's feisty, fresh off a good cry! by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 11:59am PST
Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 3:30pm PST
Re: Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 3:49pm PST
Fullofkittens needs to stick to whatever he does by Which isn't medicine or biology or 01/16/2010, 4:39pm PST
Here at Caltrops.com, we pride ourselves on knowing our biology when others dont NT by Fanciful Caltrops advertisement 01/16/2010, 4:42pm PST
Out of uterus through cervix, and even if you WERE right (haha), why post that? NT by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 6:34pm PST
I apparently failed at creating the image of his beak slicing through the wall o NT by Fullofkittens 01/17/2010, 6:27am PST
The virgin comment was probably just her making a joke out of all the anal blood by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2010, 9:35am PST
Aww! Let me rub some salt in those wounds by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 10:04am PST
You're seeing other women? NT by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 10:51am PST
Honey, Let a Playa Play! NT by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 5:31pm PST
Post photos. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:37pm PST
Photos from real life. by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 8:37pm PST
This "post photos" is an Ator. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:43am PST
Shut up you petulant fucking mewling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 12:24pm PST
yeah, make more quality posts like me! NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/17/2010, 1:54pm PST
Someone doesn't want me ridiculing his boyfriend. NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 3:13pm PST
People here are judged by posts. You have to write good posts to have a say. NT by So you have no say in anything. 01/17/2010, 3:24pm PST
Sob choke duh wahhhhhhhhhhh NT by Faggots Anonymous 01/17/2010, 3:58pm PST
TAKING MY BALL NT by AND GOING HOME 01/17/2010, 3:55pm PST
TAKING MY BALLS NT by AND COMING IN AN ETHIOPIAN 01/17/2010, 4:01pm PST
TAKING MY BALLS NT by HOME TO NZ IN A BAGGIE 01/18/2010, 12:24am PST
I haven't ATORed as you since you got VD by I need clarification 01/17/2010, 7:04pm PST
MM, you have a 30th of my pulling power. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST
You gave money to a pretty whore and she fucked you??? I'm Impressed! by Mischief Maker 01/17/2010, 11:20am PST
I will say that QB's whoring history has made me less interested in fucking him. by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 7:42pm PST
No Jerry? He's the most deserving! by Last 01/17/2010, 8:29pm PST
Ladies -> "Ladies". NT by Last 01/17/2010, 8:30pm PST
Jerry is in the top 500 cat barbequers I'd sleep with. NT by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 8:48pm PST
Fourth seems an ok place to be on the average woman's list until by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:03pm PST
"two ettins and a clown car:" by up with pod people 01/17/2010, 10:27pm PST
Yeah, well, count your blessings, PAL. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/17/2010, 10:53pm PST
This is going to end up being one of those jokes where the punchline is a pictur NT by of me with a black eye, innit. -Z 01/17/2010, 10:56pm PST
That could be a punchline to anything. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/17/2010, 11:13pm PST
What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST
Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 11:22am PST
Will reply to these tomorrow. Must sleep. NT by Quétinbec 01/19/2010, 11:59am PST
Also: by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 12:38pm PST
Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Fussbett 01/18/2010, 3:36pm PST
Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST
When you're not crying or wishing you'd die, you do seem pretty happy. by Fussbett 01/21/2010, 3:40am PST
So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/21/2010, 8:47am PST
Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Mischief Maker 01/21/2010, 9:42am PST
Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:20am PST
I'd walk the extra block if it meant not waking up with semen in my hair NT by Entropy Stew 01/24/2010, 5:56pm PST
So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST
I'll never make that mistake again <=> I'm guaranteed to make that mistake again NT by Quentinbot 01/19/2010, 8:28am PST
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