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So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST
Us normal people consider someone who cries for half an hour every day to be either clinically depressed or a recently divorced woman. Drugs or ice cream is the treatment.

Quétinbec wrote:

Fussbett wrote:


You're not one of those suckers who complacently kept lifelong friends,


I'm not a sucker who measures the value of a friend by his length of service. I'd take a great person I've known for 2 weeks over an OK person I've known for 20 years. Loyalty is for wives, Fussbett.

OK, so don't measure the value of your friends by the length of their "service", but instead use it to measure your value. (People don't like you).

Quétinbec wrote:

I live in a place where getting promoted is only a matter of sticking around for more than two years, and I already make more now, as someone 7 years younger than you, than you've ever made in your life.

All for the low low price of living in Bahrain, a place that forces you to prostitution or forces you into prostitution.

Have you addressed that you're trapped being an ESL teacher for the rest of your life? That's the only job you can ever have now. You know how you meet other men and hear their jobs and you queerly assess them as "great men"? How do you feel about everyone assessing you as "a pathetic half-man who gave up"?

"I'm hanging out with someone who teaches ESL."

"Oh yeah? Are you fucking her?"

"No no, it's a... male."

"Ah, well is he coming out for drinks with us tonight?"

"Yes, but we're waiting for him to finish crying right now. He'll be done in about 15 minutes. You should see how happy he gets afterward, though. I've never met someone so happy. Oh, and can you try to not dance with 'his' whores tonight? He gets really upset if the whores pay attention to other men."

"But... they're whores... you just pay them, and--"

"I know, I know. Shhh, here he comes. And don't mention his old man clothes. Or that he sounds like a fag."
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I've been crying. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 12:00am PST NEW
    Execution by lethal ejaculation NT by Eurotrash 01/16/2010, 12:54am PST NEW
    I thought there was no downside to exclusively fucking poor foreign whores. by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 4:48am PST NEW
        Fucked any teenagers lately,Fussbett?I'm tired but I can sleep.You live in Canda by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:44am PST NEW
            Nurses and doctors like guys who can attend an open bar without barfing, mom. NT by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 6:57am PST NEW
                The beer's alpha acids were improperly oxidized, FoK. Surely you understand! NT by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 7:26am PST NEW
            Whoa, look who's feisty, fresh off a good cry! by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 11:59am PST NEW
            Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 3:30pm PST NEW
                Re: Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 3:49pm PST NEW
                    Fullofkittens needs to stick to whatever he does by Which isn't medicine or biology or 01/16/2010, 4:39pm PST NEW
                        Here at Caltrops.com, we pride ourselves on knowing our biology when others dont NT by Fanciful Caltrops advertisement 01/16/2010, 4:42pm PST NEW
                    Out of uterus through cervix, and even if you WERE right (haha), why post that? NT by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 6:34pm PST NEW
                        I apparently failed at creating the image of his beak slicing through the wall o NT by Fullofkittens 01/17/2010, 6:27am PST NEW
    The virgin comment was probably just her making a joke out of all the anal blood by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2010, 9:35am PST NEW
    Aww! Let me rub some salt in those wounds by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 10:04am PST NEW
        You're seeing other women? NT by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 10:51am PST NEW
            Honey, Let a Playa Play! NT by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 5:31pm PST NEW
        Post photos. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:37pm PST NEW
            Photos from real life. by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 8:37pm PST NEW
            This "post photos" is an Ator. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:43am PST NEW
                Shut up you petulant fucking mewling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 12:24pm PST NEW
                    yeah, make more quality posts like me! NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/17/2010, 1:54pm PST NEW
                        Someone doesn't want me ridiculing his boyfriend. NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 3:13pm PST NEW
                            People here are judged by posts. You have to write good posts to have a say. NT by So you have no say in anything. 01/17/2010, 3:24pm PST NEW
                                Sob choke duh wahhhhhhhhhhh NT by Faggots Anonymous 01/17/2010, 3:58pm PST NEW
                TAKING MY BALL NT by AND GOING HOME 01/17/2010, 3:55pm PST NEW
                    TAKING MY BALLS NT by AND COMING IN AN ETHIOPIAN 01/17/2010, 4:01pm PST NEW
                        TAKING MY BALLS NT by HOME TO NZ IN A BAGGIE 01/18/2010, 12:24am PST NEW
                I haven't ATORed as you since you got VD by I need clarification 01/17/2010, 7:04pm PST NEW
        MM, you have a 30th of my pulling power. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST NEW
            You gave money to a pretty whore and she fucked you??? I'm Impressed! by Mischief Maker 01/17/2010, 11:20am PST NEW
                I will say that QB's whoring history has made me less interested in fucking him. by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 7:42pm PST NEW
                    No Jerry? He's the most deserving! by Last 01/17/2010, 8:29pm PST NEW
                        Ladies -> "Ladies". NT by Last 01/17/2010, 8:30pm PST NEW
                        Jerry is in the top 500 cat barbequers I'd sleep with. NT by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 8:48pm PST NEW
                    Fourth seems an ok place to be on the average woman's list until by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:03pm PST NEW
                        "two ettins and a clown car:" by up with pod people 01/17/2010, 10:27pm PST NEW
                        Yeah, well, count your blessings, PAL. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/17/2010, 10:53pm PST NEW
                            This is going to end up being one of those jokes where the punchline is a pictur NT by of me with a black eye, innit. -Z 01/17/2010, 10:56pm PST NEW
                                That could be a punchline to anything. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/17/2010, 11:13pm PST NEW
                What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
                    Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 11:22am PST NEW
                        Will reply to these tomorrow. Must sleep. NT by Quétinbec 01/19/2010, 11:59am PST NEW
                    Also: by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 12:38pm PST NEW
                    Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Fussbett 01/18/2010, 3:36pm PST NEW
                        Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST NEW
                            When you're not crying or wishing you'd die, you do seem pretty happy. by Fussbett 01/21/2010, 3:40am PST NEW
                                So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/21/2010, 8:47am PST NEW
                                    Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Mischief Maker 01/21/2010, 9:42am PST NEW
                                        Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:20am PST NEW
                                            I'd walk the extra block if it meant not waking up with semen in my hair NT by Entropy Stew 01/24/2010, 5:56pm PST NEW
                                    So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST NEW
                    I'll never make that mistake again <=> I'm guaranteed to make that mistake again NT by Quentinbot 01/19/2010, 8:28am PST NEW
 
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