Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast

I haven't ATORed as you since you got VD by I need clarification 01/17/2010, 7:04pm PST I don't blame you wanting to leave. This was the place you could use to formulate the rationalizations for all the terrible decisions and inherent laziness that's led you to where you are now. I'm having more fun than the lot of you! Work is for suckers! I'm having my fun now and will be miserable when I'm older! I'm going marry rich and show all of you! But like all good things, it's coming to an end. What even the dumbest of us (Fortinbras) saw coming from day one is finally smacking up against your giant nose and you're realizing now you've been on a downward slide all along. Turns out the good times were with Irene. Imagine that! The self-loathing must be phenomenal. Short of actually raping and killing a transvestite in Bangkok, I don't think there's much you could do to feel more ashamed of yourself. But mum doesn't know, does she? Dad probably suspects, but who gives a shit what that nobody thinks? He was only ever worthy of respect because of his business accomplishments, and those are all gone now. Your friends in-country are doing the same shit you are, so you'll neither impress nor disgust them. No, we here on Caltrops (including the future you) were the only eyes worth recording everything for, and instead of simply stating the hilarious facts, you had to lace each story with ever-increasing amounts of justifications and theories and formulas for determining moral worth, all of which now have proven to illustrate only how lacking in it you are. Why even ask for the archives? There's nothing for you there, no one who will care. The only point of reading past stories of debauchery is to contrast them with the successful if somewhat boring man who but for name (and height and nose size) would never be guessed as the youthful author. But that man will never exist now, I doubt even in your imagination. Whatever it is you become, neither he nor anyone who runs across him will have any other reaction than a shrug when confronted with the tales on this site. In fact, if surprise registers at all, it will be that the debasement wasn't more complete. But who knows, you're still young-ish.

I've been crying. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 12:00am PST     Execution by lethal ejaculation NT by Eurotrash 01/16/2010, 12:54am PST     I thought there was no downside to exclusively fucking poor foreign whores. by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 4:48am PST         Fucked any teenagers lately,Fussbett?I'm tired but I can sleep.You live in Canda by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:44am PST             Nurses and doctors like guys who can attend an open bar without barfing, mom. NT by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 6:57am PST                 The beer's alpha acids were improperly oxidized, FoK. Surely you understand! NT by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 7:26am PST             Whoa, look who's feisty, fresh off a good cry! by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 11:59am PST             Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 3:30pm PST                 Re: Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 3:49pm PST                     Fullofkittens needs to stick to whatever he does by Which isn't medicine or biology or 01/16/2010, 4:39pm PST                         Here at Caltrops.com, we pride ourselves on knowing our biology when others dont NT by Fanciful Caltrops advertisement 01/16/2010, 4:42pm PST                     Out of uterus through cervix, and even if you WERE right (haha), why post that? NT by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 6:34pm PST                         I apparently failed at creating the image of his beak slicing through the wall o NT by Fullofkittens 01/17/2010, 6:27am PST     The virgin comment was probably just her making a joke out of all the anal blood by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2010, 9:35am PST     Aww! Let me rub some salt in those wounds by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 10:04am PST         You're seeing other women? NT by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 10:51am PST             Honey, Let a Playa Play! NT by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 5:31pm PST         Post photos. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:37pm PST             Photos from real life. by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 8:37pm PST             This "post photos" is an Ator. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:43am PST                 Shut up you petulant fucking mewling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 12:24pm PST                     yeah, make more quality posts like me! NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/17/2010, 1:54pm PST                         Someone doesn't want me ridiculing his boyfriend. NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 3:13pm PST                             People here are judged by posts. You have to write good posts to have a say. NT by So you have no say in anything. 01/17/2010, 3:24pm PST                                 Sob choke duh wahhhhhhhhhhh NT by Faggots Anonymous 01/17/2010, 3:58pm PST                 TAKING MY BALL NT by AND GOING HOME 01/17/2010, 3:55pm PST                     TAKING MY BALLS NT by AND COMING IN AN ETHIOPIAN 01/17/2010, 4:01pm PST                         TAKING MY BALLS NT by HOME TO NZ IN A BAGGIE 01/18/2010, 12:24am PST                 I haven't ATORed as you since you got VD by I need clarification 01/17/2010, 7:04pm PST         MM, you have a 30th of my pulling power. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST             You gave money to a pretty whore and she fucked you??? I'm Impressed! by Mischief Maker 01/17/2010, 11:20am PST                 I will say that QB's whoring history has made me less interested in fucking him. by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 7:42pm PST                     No Jerry? He's the most deserving! by Last 01/17/2010, 8:29pm PST                         Ladies -> "Ladies". NT by Last 01/17/2010, 8:30pm PST                         Jerry is in the top 500 cat barbequers I'd sleep with. NT by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 8:48pm PST                     Fourth seems an ok place to be on the average woman's list until by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:03pm PST                         "two ettins and a clown car:" by up with pod people 01/17/2010, 10:27pm PST                         Yeah, well, count your blessings, PAL. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/17/2010, 10:53pm PST                             This is going to end up being one of those jokes where the punchline is a pictur NT by of me with a black eye, innit. -Z 01/17/2010, 10:56pm PST                                 That could be a punchline to anything. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/17/2010, 11:13pm PST                 What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST                     Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 11:22am PST                         Will reply to these tomorrow. Must sleep. NT by Quétinbec 01/19/2010, 11:59am PST                     Also: by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 12:38pm PST                     Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Fussbett 01/18/2010, 3:36pm PST                         Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST                             When you're not crying or wishing you'd die, you do seem pretty happy. by Fussbett 01/21/2010, 3:40am PST                                 So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/21/2010, 8:47am PST                                     Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Mischief Maker 01/21/2010, 9:42am PST                                         Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:20am PST                                             I'd walk the extra block if it meant not waking up with semen in my hair NT by Entropy Stew 01/24/2010, 5:56pm PST                                     So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST                     I'll never make that mistake again <=> I'm guaranteed to make that mistake again NT by Quentinbot 01/19/2010, 8:28am PST