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Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST
Fussbett wrote:


I don't want to brag or anything, but I haven't cried in like ten years.


Exactly, you fucking idiot! How boring. I once spent a couple of years doing nothing but play computer games. I didn't cry once and it was the saddest time of my life. It takes big risks to be happy and when things don't work out, of course you cry. Here's a heads up on something going on at the moment that will probably end in tears:

A wealthy Taiwanese girl agreed to live with me here. I think I'd be so happy to muck about with her and stop being an idiot. She told me she wanted to move her flight forward to be here sooner. I went out shopping last night to buy new towels, candles, and things like that to make her happy. I found out today that because of pressure from China, Taiwan isn't recognized as a country in Bahrain. Taiwanese passports are worthless. As a single woman, she can't get in unless she has a company OR A HOTEL(!) sponsor her. I've spoken to some whores who've told me a few back door options, but they're expensive and could possibly result in her getting raped on the way in (after I spent months trying to ween her off the idea that the Middle East is a dangerous place!).

I want to have a normal girlfriend and that's really fucking difficult here, but I almost pulled it off only to get fucked like this at the last minute and left with whores. I swear to you, if this doesn't work out, I'm going to go fucking crazy. I'm going to date a whore. The world is forcing my hand.

Anyway, it's very fucking sad, but I'm not crying now. It'll take about a month for that idea to grind the tears out of me, and then they'll all bubble up over some minor thing and I'll probably be thought of as a pussy by dipshits like you. I don't mind, though.

Fussbett wrote:


Am I reading this right? She might take a prostitute job?


I think she was joking, but that now looks like the only way to get her a VISA. Hilarious, I suppose.
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I've been crying. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 12:00am PST NEW
    Execution by lethal ejaculation NT by Eurotrash 01/16/2010, 12:54am PST NEW
    I thought there was no downside to exclusively fucking poor foreign whores. by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 4:48am PST NEW
        Fucked any teenagers lately,Fussbett?I'm tired but I can sleep.You live in Canda by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:44am PST NEW
            Nurses and doctors like guys who can attend an open bar without barfing, mom. NT by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 6:57am PST NEW
                The beer's alpha acids were improperly oxidized, FoK. Surely you understand! NT by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 7:26am PST NEW
            Whoa, look who's feisty, fresh off a good cry! by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 11:59am PST NEW
            Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 3:30pm PST NEW
                Re: Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 3:49pm PST NEW
                    Fullofkittens needs to stick to whatever he does by Which isn't medicine or biology or 01/16/2010, 4:39pm PST NEW
                        Here at Caltrops.com, we pride ourselves on knowing our biology when others dont NT by Fanciful Caltrops advertisement 01/16/2010, 4:42pm PST NEW
                    Out of uterus through cervix, and even if you WERE right (haha), why post that? NT by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 6:34pm PST NEW
                        I apparently failed at creating the image of his beak slicing through the wall o NT by Fullofkittens 01/17/2010, 6:27am PST NEW
    The virgin comment was probably just her making a joke out of all the anal blood by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2010, 9:35am PST NEW
    Aww! Let me rub some salt in those wounds by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 10:04am PST NEW
        You're seeing other women? NT by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 10:51am PST NEW
            Honey, Let a Playa Play! NT by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 5:31pm PST NEW
        Post photos. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:37pm PST NEW
            Photos from real life. by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 8:37pm PST NEW
            This "post photos" is an Ator. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:43am PST NEW
                Shut up you petulant fucking mewling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 12:24pm PST NEW
                    yeah, make more quality posts like me! NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/17/2010, 1:54pm PST NEW
                        Someone doesn't want me ridiculing his boyfriend. NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 3:13pm PST NEW
                            People here are judged by posts. You have to write good posts to have a say. NT by So you have no say in anything. 01/17/2010, 3:24pm PST NEW
                                Sob choke duh wahhhhhhhhhhh NT by Faggots Anonymous 01/17/2010, 3:58pm PST NEW
                TAKING MY BALL NT by AND GOING HOME 01/17/2010, 3:55pm PST NEW
                    TAKING MY BALLS NT by AND COMING IN AN ETHIOPIAN 01/17/2010, 4:01pm PST NEW
                        TAKING MY BALLS NT by HOME TO NZ IN A BAGGIE 01/18/2010, 12:24am PST NEW
                I haven't ATORed as you since you got VD by I need clarification 01/17/2010, 7:04pm PST NEW
        MM, you have a 30th of my pulling power. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST NEW
            You gave money to a pretty whore and she fucked you??? I'm Impressed! by Mischief Maker 01/17/2010, 11:20am PST NEW
                I will say that QB's whoring history has made me less interested in fucking him. by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 7:42pm PST NEW
                    No Jerry? He's the most deserving! by Last 01/17/2010, 8:29pm PST NEW
                        Ladies -> "Ladies". NT by Last 01/17/2010, 8:30pm PST NEW
                        Jerry is in the top 500 cat barbequers I'd sleep with. NT by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 8:48pm PST NEW
                    Fourth seems an ok place to be on the average woman's list until by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:03pm PST NEW
                        "two ettins and a clown car:" by up with pod people 01/17/2010, 10:27pm PST NEW
                        Yeah, well, count your blessings, PAL. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/17/2010, 10:53pm PST NEW
                            This is going to end up being one of those jokes where the punchline is a pictur NT by of me with a black eye, innit. -Z 01/17/2010, 10:56pm PST NEW
                                That could be a punchline to anything. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/17/2010, 11:13pm PST NEW
                What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
                    Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 11:22am PST NEW
                        Will reply to these tomorrow. Must sleep. NT by Quétinbec 01/19/2010, 11:59am PST NEW
                    Also: by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 12:38pm PST NEW
                    Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Fussbett 01/18/2010, 3:36pm PST NEW
                        Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST NEW
                            When you're not crying or wishing you'd die, you do seem pretty happy. by Fussbett 01/21/2010, 3:40am PST NEW
                                So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/21/2010, 8:47am PST NEW
                                    Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Mischief Maker 01/21/2010, 9:42am PST NEW
                                        Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:20am PST NEW
                                            I'd walk the extra block if it meant not waking up with semen in my hair NT by Entropy Stew 01/24/2010, 5:56pm PST NEW
                                    So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST NEW
                    I'll never make that mistake again <=> I'm guaranteed to make that mistake again NT by Quentinbot 01/19/2010, 8:28am PST NEW
 
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