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What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST
Mischief Maker wrote:


You don't start running around like some kind of 28 days later zombie trying to infect the entire subcontinent! "Okay, all the whores at this bar are infected, time to pull up stakes and start infecting the Ethiopians one-by-one!"


I always use protection now and the last couple of whores haven't tried to suck me off, but if they did, I'd tell them not to. That's as far as I'll go, though. I'm not going to put my life on hold because of the fucked medical/political systems over here.

Mischief Maker wrote:


You know for a fact that you have an STD, you know for a fact that it is not cured, you know for a fact that you're still infectious, and you're still fucking these women intentionally.


I don't know that for a fact. I've only had tests for urinary tract infections because my doctor is a fucking asshole. Those tests came back negative. It could easily be something else. I'll get STD tests done if the burn comes back as intense as it was. That will be done at great risk and cost.

Mischief Maker wrote:


And no, condoms do not block 100% of all STDs.


Nothing is 100%, but condoms are close enough to 100% for me not to feel guilty about remaining sexually active. Half of these girls have unprotected sex BY DEFAULT. What kind of extra risk does my PROTECTED dick expose them to?

Mischief Maker wrote:


Assuming for a moment that these women aren't victims of some Eastern Promises-like nighmare scenario.


That kind of shit goes on in hotels, not whore bars. Their freedom isn't some dumb lie their pimp forces on them. They're not THAT good a liars. I picked one up from the airport on Saturday. She flew back here from Thailand of her own free will and at her own expense. There are many whores that free.

Mischief Maker wrote:


And assuming that they make their target amount of money and return home alive, think how happy these women will be to learn that they've been rendered sterile from an untreated STD that they got directly from YOU! Oh but those three whole hours of free english lessons totally made up for it!


If they're having unprotected sex with their clients, they're going to be infected. Keeping my dick to myself isn't going to change that. And fuck you if you think my lessons are worthless. They may not give a shit about the English, but it gives me a great chance to talk to them, and they love the driving lessons. Most of them have never even sat in the driver's seat of a car before. Hooning around a desert makes them laugh and makes me feel better. What's the problem with that?

Mischief Maker wrote:


And since they're active whores, your asshole friends will probably get infected, and their wives, and their other lovers, and a glorious red bloom of bleeding anuses will spread across the middle east at a geometric rate starting with you!


Only fucking idiots who don't wear protection will suffer. I'll never make that mistake again, and anyone else who does can learn the hard way like me.

Mischief Maker wrote:


You think I told these girls how much I earn per year? Hell, no! I just say I'm a lawyer and the attraction is there.


So how is that any better than me attracting girls with my skin colour, VISA, apartment, money, English, or whatever the fuck else turns them on? You think that because you had to earn your law degree that it's a more respectable reason for girls to like you? Fuck girls. Do you know where the fuck I've been; what I've done; and the people I've met? I'm constantly trying to improve myself so that if I ever run into another girl like the Gypsy, I won't fuck it up again. I think I've come a long way, but all these girls care about it is the size of my lobby, the price of their meal, and the colour of my eyes.

Mischief Maker wrote:


Hell, don't even get in a dick-waving contest with Fussbett, either.


Not EVEN with Fussbett?! Come on!

Mischief Maker wrote:


He's an artistic dude and he's working in graphic design, using the skills he'd probably be using for fun in his spare time. Sure he runs into bullshit with his job, like everyone, but he's doing work that he likes and he's making enough to keep himself comfortable. He's happier than you!


Bullshit he is. If you took the whores away, I'd be happier than anyone here.

And guess what:

Wealthy girl wrote:


Good news [QB],
I've just got my mum's permission this morning said i can fly over there to see you.on the other side, my dad hasn't agree anything yet. This job looks very fascinating to me. but the problem is how to apply this job with my poor written English? If you could help me to apply for it then I would like to apply for it to give it a go. Here is a thought, if i could really find a job in uni there rather than a prositute job, i think my father could possibly let me try it out.

Best Regards
àö©„î


Skyped her a few hours ago and she's booked a ticket for the 27th of March, BABY.
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I've been crying. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 12:00am PST NEW
    Execution by lethal ejaculation NT by Eurotrash 01/16/2010, 12:54am PST NEW
    I thought there was no downside to exclusively fucking poor foreign whores. by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 4:48am PST NEW
        Fucked any teenagers lately,Fussbett?I'm tired but I can sleep.You live in Canda by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:44am PST NEW
            Nurses and doctors like guys who can attend an open bar without barfing, mom. NT by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 6:57am PST NEW
                The beer's alpha acids were improperly oxidized, FoK. Surely you understand! NT by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 7:26am PST NEW
            Whoa, look who's feisty, fresh off a good cry! by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 11:59am PST NEW
            Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 3:30pm PST NEW
                Re: Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 3:49pm PST NEW
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            Honey, Let a Playa Play! NT by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 5:31pm PST NEW
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                Shut up you petulant fucking mewling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 12:24pm PST NEW
                    yeah, make more quality posts like me! NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/17/2010, 1:54pm PST NEW
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                TAKING MY BALL NT by AND GOING HOME 01/17/2010, 3:55pm PST NEW
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        MM, you have a 30th of my pulling power. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST NEW
            You gave money to a pretty whore and she fucked you??? I'm Impressed! by Mischief Maker 01/17/2010, 11:20am PST NEW
                I will say that QB's whoring history has made me less interested in fucking him. by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 7:42pm PST NEW
                    No Jerry? He's the most deserving! by Last 01/17/2010, 8:29pm PST NEW
                        Ladies -> "Ladies". NT by Last 01/17/2010, 8:30pm PST NEW
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                        Yeah, well, count your blessings, PAL. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/17/2010, 10:53pm PST NEW
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                What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
                    Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 11:22am PST NEW
                        Will reply to these tomorrow. Must sleep. NT by Quétinbec 01/19/2010, 11:59am PST NEW
                    Also: by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 12:38pm PST NEW
                    Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Fussbett 01/18/2010, 3:36pm PST NEW
                        Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST NEW
                            When you're not crying or wishing you'd die, you do seem pretty happy. by Fussbett 01/21/2010, 3:40am PST NEW
                                So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/21/2010, 8:47am PST NEW
                                    Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Mischief Maker 01/21/2010, 9:42am PST NEW
                                        Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:20am PST NEW
                                            I'd walk the extra block if it meant not waking up with semen in my hair NT by Entropy Stew 01/24/2010, 5:56pm PST NEW
                                    So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST NEW
                    I'll never make that mistake again <=> I'm guaranteed to make that mistake again NT by Quentinbot 01/19/2010, 8:28am PST NEW
 
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