Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mischief Maker"] Is your anus still bleeding?[/quote] It wasn't while I was on the powder but my last sachet was on Fri and there was blood in my wipes today. Dick's starting to burn again too so pretty scary. I'm gonna have to go back to that fucking asshole. [quote name="Mischief Maker"] Yeah but you're so much more <B>respectful</B> than those other Johns what with your refusal to use protection and your, "What??? I wasn't intending to pay you, I thought we were on a date!" surprises. [/quote] I was told by a whore this weekend that she approached me because I looked safe! And all this time I thought my shirts made me look handsome. :( Anyway, like a total idiot, to show them how much better I am than their other customers, I teach English and run errands for a handful of whores. Protection and diseases don't seem to be something they worry about. MOST don't bring condoms. It's unbelievable but it's assumed if you want them, you'll bring them. They worry about someone who's picked them up binging them to (surprise!) a flat full of 5 other guys and being raped (common enough with Arabs that most girls only fuck them in brothels) or, more frequently, being denied payment, laughed at, and left on the side of the road (an American did this to my friend's whore two nights ago). Pretty much all of them tell you stories like that about once every fortnight. What's a bit of pissburn in the face of that. Also, most of these girls are very depressed and the threat of slowly dying of AIDS over the course of a decade doesn't really sound that bad. It doesn't even scare me as much as it should. AIDS: don't believe the hype. [quote name="Mischief Maker"] Holy Shit! I'd always heard about how Lawyers were supposed to be marriage material, but I never realized until I got my JD how many women would start chasing you. Even my failures are opportunities! [/quote] Yeah, but the woman in your office is still probably earning a respectable third of what you make. The girl I slept with on Friday has a two year cooking diploma but still only made 15BD(US$40)/month in Ethiopia. She made 40BD in 2 hours in my bed. Setting aside the fact that the choice between those two options isn't a choice at all: SHE MADE $40/MONTH! I MAKE 230 TIMES AS MUCH MONEY AS HER. For you to be as impressive to an American as I am to her, you'd need to make 9.2 million/year. Make that and then talk to me about the pulling power of your salary. You talk about failures leading to opportunities. I can't fail. So long as I don't punch a girl in the face, I get a marriage proposal.[/quote]