Forum Overview :: Icewind Dale

OYE! by Creexul's Undocumented Post Double 09/15/2008, 11:05pm PDT Estimado Senorita Zseni, Senor Cable cannot post on the internet for the next few days. In order to deal with downtime and in addition to the help of his hermano Jose, he has hired me to post for him and check his email. I checked his email but he only gets 2 emails a day and they are always from himself, or his brother asking questions from the other side of the apartment. To get back to the heart of the matter, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself to you, and to some of the other new amigos I hope to make on this wonderful website, caltrops dot com. My name is Enrico Rodriguez. I am a forty two year old undocumented Mexican day laborer. I cut grass and then I put the grass into bags, and then I carry the bags of grass into trucks. I learned to read and write flawless English by watching, how do you say, gay porn where they occasionally talked English while putting their penises into each others mouths and behinds. Every day I post here, Senor Cable pays me 13 dollars. He wants me to call him Don Juan but I refuse to. Now that I have introduced myself, I would like to address your comment. You have posted in a French, which is a language I do not understand. It is, how do you say: long, stiff and hard for me to learn new languages since in this apartment because of the video game shooting sounds and my own limited ability to use the computers from inside the dog cage the hermanos Cable keep me inside. I've been told this is for my own protection, but at lunchtime I heard them laughing at me when they shoved the keyboard I am to post with into my cage. I cannot complain though, because they did dab the keyboard generously with mayonnaise. I pray to Our Lady of Guadalupe that it is only mayonnaise. If you don't get that, I am trying to imply that they may have done something disgusting on the keyboard like perhaps masturbate onto it so that semen mixed in with the mayonnaise and I eat the semen inadvertently while trying to lick the mayonnaise off of these keys. Back to the topic, I do not speak French and my elbow is starting to hurt and I cannot shift around inside the cage so I will offer these closing thoughts. I would love to learn more about what you said in French. I can only guess it was a joke about how you eat a lot of donuts, or can't see your feet, or are always out of breath, or are going to get a heart attack and die silently screaming to an uncaring world. Please let me know, I love your particular wry brand of self effacing humor. Also, I am very lonely inside this cage and would like to hear from anyone. I'm scared, I'm tired, I am hungry, I am incredibly gay, I am being kept in a cage by threatening dwarves, I just want to see my family again one more time please god don't let me die like this. Yours, Enrico

Romanian by Quétinbec 09/13/2008, 9:40pm PDT     Eastern Euro Sassy NT by John Cusak 09/13/2008, 11:00pm PDT         That's kind of a stretch [nsfw] by Ray of Light 09/14/2008, 12:52am PDT             She doesn't really look like her at all. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 9:10am PDT                 You guys could compare porn\looks_like_sassy folders! by Worm 09/14/2008, 10:43am PDT                     this one doesn't look like sasy this one doesn't look like sasy this one doesn't NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/14/2008, 11:06am PDT                         my porn folders are in disarray too! NT by Worm 09/14/2008, 11:27am PDT                             its like hes replying to posts that someone else made NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/14/2008, 11:38am PDT                                 My fatal mistake was putting apostrophes in my fake jsoh post I guess! by Worm 09/14/2008, 11:44am PDT                                     That was a pretty good fake jso post actually. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 11:52am PDT                                     He means you can't comprehend other people's posts. Why can't you anyway? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 12:02pm PDT                                         I wish I couldn't comprehend jsoh posts. Better yet I wish I couldn't fucking se NT by Worm 09/14/2008, 12:13pm PDT                                             Yeah thanks wrom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 12:36pm PDT                                                 Also I'm disadvantaged in not having jsoh explaining the posts to me. NT by Worm 09/14/2008, 1:09pm PDT                                                     even if I explained them you wouldn't understand NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/14/2008, 2:20pm PDT                                                         Well you'd need to explain them to me in a horrible post, so yeah. NT by Worm 09/14/2008, 2:30pm PDT                                                             It would be a horrible post. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 3:08pm PDT                                                                 Weird! I don't see the NT. No reason to click, what more could anyone say? NT by Worm 09/14/2008, 3:15pm PDT                                                                     The NT only shows for posts that don't have text in them. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 7:57pm PDT                 Jhoh has never come to terms with the many revs of Sassy by Ray of Light 09/14/2008, 1:27pm PDT                     so she had a nose job with your money? by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/14/2008, 2:22pm PDT                         Thanks Jwho. by Ray of Light 09/14/2008, 7:21pm PDT                             Crashing into a house while drunk was a story that she told publically. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 8:41pm PDT                                 "and Sassy would never deceive her public. QED." by Ray of Light 09/14/2008, 10:16pm PDT                                     Re: "and Sassy would never deceive her public. QED." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 10:41pm PDT                                         I will compare the two stories so that people can make up their own minds! by Ray of Light 09/15/2008, 6:17am PDT                                             JUST SO HAPPENED TO WORK OUT PERFECTLY by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/15/2008, 7:08am PDT                                                 He's saying she lied. That it never happened. That it was a falsehood. NT by Stupid 09/15/2008, 10:49am PDT                                                     thank you, Stupid, that makes perfect sense by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/15/2008, 11:09am PDT                     Re: Jhoh has never come to terms with the many revs of Sassy by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 3:10pm PDT                     Ray picks his women like he does TF2 servers NT by FABIO 09/14/2008, 9:05pm PDT                         YEAH AND HE'S GAY HA HA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2008, 9:22pm PDT             Please tell me that models name so I can gather more NT by --- 09/14/2008, 11:52am PDT                 This is how you do it --> "Sauce?" NT by Anonymous 09/14/2008, 11:58am PDT                 It came from 4chan. by Ray of Light 09/14/2008, 1:36pm PDT                     UPDATE: teendreams.com by Ray of Light 03/13/2009, 8:12am PDT                         NWS ^ NT by laudablepuss 03/13/2009, 8:14am PDT                         I've never been more thankful for a necropost by up with pod people 03/13/2009, 2:39pm PDT                             Writing myself in for post of the year in this thread NT by Entropy Stew 03/13/2009, 9:03pm PDT                         That should've been posted in the wank forum. This thread shouldn't've been bump by Quétinbec 03/13/2009, 8:56pm PDT                             It's the same girl as before, isn't it? NT by Fullofkittens 03/13/2009, 9:50pm PDT                             the royal we of Quétinbec + Quétinbec's erection by up with pod people 03/13/2009, 10:27pm PDT                         Re: UPDATE: teendreams.com by Tricknology 03/13/2009, 9:33pm PDT                             Her hair is cute and her face is pretty but her ass is hairy in the 2nd pic. NT by Quétinbec 03/13/2009, 10:09pm PDT                                 Also, Ray is bald and pines for hair. NT by Quétinbec 03/13/2009, 10:11pm PDT                                     AND I have combination skin by Ray of Light 03/14/2009, 4:38am PDT                                 Why did you repeat what Tricknology just said about the ass hair? NT by I also just want to understand 03/13/2009, 11:11pm PDT                                     Oops by Quétinbec 03/14/2009, 12:05am PDT                             1) completeness 2) that was one of Jhoh's big Sassy criticisms by Ray of Light 03/14/2009, 3:24am PDT                                 1, that's terror, 2, that's terror. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/14/2009, 3:49am PDT             Yeah, sorry about that guys! It was weak and must need to wank more. by Quétinbec 09/15/2008, 6:34am PDT                 Hey, man, let's just be real by Ray of Light 09/15/2008, 9:51am PDT                     stogies are jumpin off here NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/15/2008, 11:58am PDT                     Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by REAL TALK 09/15/2008, 12:52pm PDT                     She doesn't look rotund to me, in fact just the opposite. by Jerry Whorebach 09/15/2008, 1:45pm PDT                         Maybe not rotund, more like pre-rotund. She looks like she's primed to explode. NT by Ray of Light 09/15/2008, 1:49pm PDT                             She exploded for a while (when she came to see me) then deflated after I called NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 2:17pm PDT                     Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/15/2008, 2:20pm PDT                         She wouldn't have even come here if I didn't post all the stuff about her. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 2:24pm PDT                             "preemptively" "sycophant" "ray" "did" by Ray of Light 09/15/2008, 2:51pm PDT                             Yes, but she is charming. C'mon, you were charmed at first! >CHARM PERSON! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/15/2008, 2:56pm PDT                                 Don't forget that two of the charms are big tits. NT by That's powerful stuff. 09/15/2008, 3:07pm PDT                                     Lopsided implants. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 3:10pm PDT                                         False NT by Ray of Light 09/15/2008, 4:12pm PDT                                             I grabbed them, they're fake. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 5:04pm PDT                                                 Unlicensed, unofficial, hatless boob inspector. NT by Last 09/15/2008, 5:25pm PDT                                                 Very little of what you've said today makes any fucking sense! by Ray of Light 09/15/2008, 6:31pm PDT                                                 Re: I grabbed them, they're fake. by Tricknology 03/13/2009, 9:34pm PDT                         Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 3:22pm PDT                             Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by MCHF MAKR 09/15/2008, 3:29pm PDT                                 That's not hardcore enough psh (THE PLEBEIANS ARE TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 3:30pm PDT                                     Re: That's not hardcore enough psh (THE PLEBEIANS ARE TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN). by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/15/2008, 4:26pm PDT                                         Re: That's not hardcore enough psh (THE PLEBEIANS ARE TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 5:04pm PDT                                             Weak. Try again. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/15/2008, 5:10pm PDT                                                 MY CROWN NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 5:27pm PDT                                             Feature Req: forbid full-length titles on deeply nested posts NT by Ray of Light 09/16/2008, 6:19pm PDT                                                 Rationale? NT by Entropy Stew 09/16/2008, 8:18pm PDT                                                     To prevent screen-scrolling or the dreaded line break, GUH. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/16/2008, 9:17pm PDT                                                         Then maybe fix the layout instead of cutting post titles? NT by Entropy Stew 09/17/2008, 5:24am PDT                                                             Maybe fix it so you don't have to click on every single post like sko caveman? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/17/2008, 12:47pm PDT                             Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by Zsenitan 09/15/2008, 4:55pm PDT                                 Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by MCHF MAKR 09/15/2008, 5:12pm PDT                                     Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/15/2008, 5:16pm PDT                                         I just want to know what Zseni SAID to the cops to make them arrest her. by MCHF MAKR 09/15/2008, 5:21pm PDT                                             Re: I just want to know what Zseni SAID to the cops to make them arrest her. by Zsenitan 09/15/2008, 5:57pm PDT                                             Are you kidding? Have you seen a Zseni post? There are internet warrants out o NT by FORUM COP Tango 09/15/2008, 7:22pm PDT                                 Okay so what does this have to do with anything? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 5:26pm PDT                                     It is true that I never slept with Creex, or indeed with anyone who couldn't, uh by Zsenitan 09/15/2008, 5:59pm PDT                                         Re: It is true that I never slept with Creex, or indeed with anyone who couldn't by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 6:13pm PDT                                             Je jure sur la tête de ma première vérole / Que cette voix depuis je l'entends t by out le temps/Au suivant! Au suivan 09/15/2008, 9:28pm PDT                                                 OYE! by Creexul's Undocumented Post Double 09/15/2008, 11:05pm PDT                                                     Oh yes I would like to add by Creexul's Undocumented Post Double 09/15/2008, 11:22pm PDT                                                         Re: Oh yes I would like to add by out le temps/Au suivant! Au suivan 09/15/2008, 11:46pm PDT                                                             So these were our punishment for not caring about your poem or whatever? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/16/2008, 1:45am PDT                                                             Polo luncheon? OH SHIT! I'll get either ridden or eaten. Probably both. NT by A horse 09/16/2008, 12:23pm PDT                     Re: Hey, man, let's just be real by Quétinbec 09/16/2008, 9:32am PDT                         Curses by Fussbett 09/16/2008, 11:48am PDT                             Re: Curses by Quétinbec 09/17/2008, 5:27am PDT                         Poor enough to afford Evian. No Deja Blue crap for me! NT by Montezuma's Mischief 09/16/2008, 12:19pm PDT                         Are you having the piss? by Ray of Light 09/16/2008, 6:12pm PDT                             Re: Are you having the piss? by Quétinbec 09/17/2008, 5:41am PDT                                 Baggage! by Fussbett 09/17/2008, 1:06pm PDT                                     I'm gonna guess "put an egg on your face" doesn't make the best pick-up line :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/18/2008, 1:28am PDT                                     Virginity! by Quétinbec 09/18/2008, 6:00am PDT                                         Re: Virginity! by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/18/2008, 9:54am PDT                                         In this post, a hidden implication about lesbianism. by Fussbett 09/18/2008, 6:02pm PDT                                     WELL. . . NT by HE'S GAY! 09/18/2008, 11:10am PDT                 Re: Yeah, sorry about that guys! It was weak and must need to wank more. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/15/2008, 11:22am PDT                     she is an ok girl (stung by a platypus) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/15/2008, 3:20pm PDT     I feel better about not leaving the house ever now (hell is other people). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2008, 11:07pm PDT     Pfft what do you know about love anyway. by Zsenitan 09/14/2008, 2:50am PDT         That is, catapult the evil ones from your vicinity until next Tuesday. NT by MCHF MAKR 09/14/2008, 9:03am PDT     And you had the nerve to tell me the girl I loved but never fucked was unattract NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2008, 4:18am PDT         I don't mean to bag on your girlfriend, BUT... by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2008, 5:17am PDT             Re: I don't mean to bag on your girlfriend, BUT... by Entropy Stew 09/14/2008, 8:45pm PDT                 Bulbed! NT by POE fag 09/14/2008, 8:59pm PDT                 Re: I don't mean to bag on your girlfriend, BUT... by Quétinbec 09/15/2008, 6:36am PDT                 Once again Stew has kicked all our asses NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/15/2008, 9:37pm PDT     Re: Romanian by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/14/2008, 11:30am PDT     Re: Romanian by Moog 09/14/2008, 11:58am PDT     This is you by Isn't it? 09/16/2008, 5:50pm PDT         Look at this fucking sleuth. Detective Monthsago. NT by Fussbett 09/16/2008, 6:11pm PDT             Now, now. NT by Now, now, now. 09/16/2008, 6:48pm PDT         So what? Is it a bit shit, friend? NT by Quétinbec 09/17/2008, 5:45am PDT     Bump! NT by Mysterious Stranger 05/29/2010, 7:49pm PDT