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| Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by curst 11/04/2004, 7:59am PST | ||||
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:FABIO wrote:Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Then a kommercial for MK:Deception airs, and every person watching who doesn't want to bother mastering the toughest fighting games but also is not named FABIO says to themselves "hmm, the last MK wasn't too bad, I'll bet this is pretty cool too! Baraka rules!" Then they rent it and have a fairly fun time while wondering what the fuck the point of the awful Konquest Mode was, or maybe giving up at the Tetris ripoff minigame after a couple of futile attempts getting past the 25% Difficulty mark. Then MXC comes on and they laugh at people getting snapped in half for about thirty minutes. As to why it's named Deception... that's opening up a can of worms. If you start asking yourself this, then you're going to lose your mind. Why was the latest Thief is called Deadly Shadows? Aren't the shadows your greatest ally? Why was Age Of Wonders 2 called "The Wizard's Throne"? Is the idea of a wizard sitting on a throne supposed to compel me to buy a video game? Kohan 2's "Kings Of War"? Holy shit, you mean that in this game, various kings go to war? WHOA NO WAY THAT'S TOO MINDBLOWING A CONCEPT FOR ME TO COMPREHEND. Birthright:Gorgon's Alliance? Even though that (indescribably horrible) game has nothing to do with warring gorgon clans signing a peace treaty, but rather it's yet another 'evil force threatens world' plot and I didn't see one gorgon in it? Might & Magic 7's "For Blood And Honor"? Am I a noble and virtuous vampire? No, wait, it's just a random string of words. (Max Payne 2's subtitle joke)? (SW:Dark Forces series' subtitles joke)? Game makers are as reliable as B-movie makers when it comes to thinking up meaningless subtitles. I've long since stopped caring about them. But perhaps someone will trudge through the entire Konquest Mode, and be rewarded with a sekret part of the game's backstory that'll reveal the deception! That someone definitely isn't me. |
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Review Request: That new Mortal Kombat game by 10/31/2004, 10:14pm PST  Re: Review Request: That new Mortal Kombat game by 11/01/2004, 12:06am PST Re: Review Request: That new Mortal Kombat game by 11/01/2004, 12:08am PST huh? by 11/01/2004, 1:11am PST Re: huh? by 11/01/2004, 7:39am PST jesus christ by 11/01/2004, 9:47am PST You suck at all games NT by 11/01/2004, 2:35pm PST suck at HAVING FUN you mean! by 11/01/2004, 8:48pm PST What the hell is the new one called? by 11/03/2004, 11:21pm PST Mortal Kombat: Deception NT by 11/04/2004, 12:17am PST Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by 11/04/2004, 1:11am PST Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by 11/04/2004, 1:50am PST Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by 11/04/2004, 1:53am PST Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by 11/04/2004, 7:59am PST Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by 11/04/2004, 12:39pm PST Re: Mortal Kombat: Deception by 11/05/2004, 5:03pm PST Kortal Mombat NT by 11/04/2004, 12:19am PST Psh, you're not cool, Dad. by 11/04/2004, 2:48am PST How about: Kable Moombat. NT by 11/04/2004, 12:35pm PST Re: jesus christ by 11/04/2004, 2:46am PST |
