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Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Quentin Beck 07/14/2006, 2:12am PDT
I need clarification. wrote:

On the Coke home page, they ignore your whole fucking island/refuge/whatever. Christ(church), it must sting to see Ethiopia and Mayotte (?) listed, but no New Zealand. I'm embarassed for you just reading it - a made-up country gets more love from Coke than the number one dairy-producing per capita nation-state in the known world.


Perhaps that's because only people from stupid countries would need to consult a webpage for how or why to consume softdrink. In support of this theory, the countries of Africa, more than any other continent, are singled out for attention by Coke's website. We all know Africans are terrible eaters, and Coke's gambling they'll have just as much trouble drinking.


I need clarification. wrote:


Anyway, when I was in actual country Australia last year, I drank a lot of some lemony soda that was made specifically for your cultured neighbors to the northwest by the very same Coca~Cola company. I forget what it was called or if it was particularly sweeter than what we have in the US


If you'd kept your reciepts, you'd have been the talk of the tour bus, I'm sure.


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                        The idea that coke's taste varies by location is laughable. Same can, same taste by Period. 07/09/2006, 2:39am PDT NEW
                            If the can's the same, different taste you don't claim! NT by Rhyme Logic 07/09/2006, 4:19am PDT NEW
                                When you're dumb as shit, do you even notice it? by NIPSY FUCKING RUSSELL 07/09/2006, 4:26am PDT NEW
                            Ah. yes, the jews. by Mr. Nod 07/09/2006, 4:19am PDT NEW
                            So why would anyone care what you think? by Lizard_King 07/09/2006, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                                I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/09/2006, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                    The preferred spelling in Australia is "metre." NT by You should know that :( 07/09/2006, 11:46pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Souffle of Pain 07/10/2006, 12:52am PDT NEW
                                        Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/10/2006, 4:31am PDT NEW
                                            Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Souffle of Pain 07/10/2006, 9:28am PDT NEW
                                                Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/10/2006, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Souffle of Pain 07/10/2006, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/10/2006, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                                                            Ah! He got you worked up, you've gotta stop posting for a month now. NT by That's the rules. 07/10/2006, 11:47pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/11/2006, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                            :( Will you at least admit that Diet Coke tastes different than regular Coke? NT by Writhing fat American (dieting) 07/11/2006, 7:31pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/11/2006, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by I think you're brilliant 07/11/2006, 10:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                We're having fun now! by Quentin Beck 07/12/2006, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                    They're called bendy straws moron. NT by Worm 07/12/2006, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by I need clarification. 07/13/2006, 12:07am PDT NEW
                                                                        Solo! by Bunyip 07/13/2006, 1:00am PDT NEW
                                                                            Actually, I think it was called the equally-gay "Lift" NT by I need clarification. 07/13/2006, 10:26am PDT NEW
                                                                                Oh yeah we have that too :( NT by Pointless Post Bunyip 07/13/2006, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Quentin Beck 07/14/2006, 2:12am PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Souffle of Pain 07/14/2006, 9:15am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Quentin Beck 07/14/2006, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Way to stick it to us re: scurvy NT by I need clarification 07/14/2006, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2006, 12:20am PDT NEW
                                                                                    New angle by Fussbett 07/15/2006, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Explained by Fussbett 07/17/2006, 10:12am PDT NEW
                                                                    Hey ICJ, this guy is from New Zealand, not Australia NT by FABIO 07/13/2006, 2:13am PDT NEW
                                                                        And I am from Newfoundland, not Canada. *roleseyes* NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/13/2006, 3:52am PDT NEW
                                                                    New Zealand - The Having Fun Now Country. by I think you're brilliant 07/13/2006, 10:12am PDT NEW
                                    I've been to Australia and everyone there was stupid. The Coke? decent. by I need clarification. 07/10/2006, 1:39am PDT NEW
                                        We're best friends. NT by INC and Creexul 07/11/2006, 11:17am PDT NEW
                                    Yeah, and what's up with this wine shit? by Entropy Stew 07/10/2006, 1:54am PDT NEW
                    Throw off your fructose shackles with Jones Soda. by Fussbett 01/11/2007, 5:22pm PST NEW
                        Better Story by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2007, 6:52am PST NEW
 
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