Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :(

[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="I need clarification."]On the <A HREF = "http://www.coca-cola.com/#" target = "new">Coke home page</A>, they ignore your whole fucking island/refuge/whatever. Christ(church), it must sting to see Ethiopia and Mayotte (?) listed, but no New Zealand. I'm embarassed for you just reading it - a made-up country gets more love from Coke than the number one dairy-producing per capita nation-state in the known world.[/quote] Perhaps that's because only people from stupid countries would need to consult a webpage for how or why to consume softdrink. In support of this theory, the countries of Africa, more than any other continent, are singled out for attention by Coke's website. We all know Africans are terrible eaters, and Coke's gambling they'll have just as much trouble drinking. [quote name="I need clarification."] Anyway, when I was in actual country Australia last year, I drank a lot of some lemony soda that was made specifically for your cultured neighbors to the northwest by the very same Coca~Cola company. I forget what it was called or if it was particularly sweeter than what we have in the US [/quote] If you'd kept your reciepts, you'd have been the talk of the tour bus, I'm sure. [/quote]