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We're having fun now! by Quentin Beck 07/12/2006, 9:37pm PDT
I think you're brilliant wrote:

Quentin Beck wrote:

it's stupid to expect parts of the world that aren't impoverished with such gutless, sterile soil to be as impressed.


That's exactly why the center of the American continent is called the "Not the Breadbasket of the World." Poor land and inefficient agribusiness is the hallmark of the Midwest. Good call. Entropy Stew's link to sugar tariffs was hard to read, I'm glad you didn't try, it would only have effected your self-confidence in a negative way.


You can call American farms whatever the fuck you like; I call them awful, and so do the American farmers who work them. Here's a quote from the Entropy Stew article that I didn't read:

In the 1820s, sugar plantation owners complained that growing sugar in the United States was "warring with nature" because the U.S. climate was unsuited to sugar production.


That's right from the horse's mouth, motherfucker. I could grow sugar on the moon if the government were willing to subsidize it.
Tarriffs are used to buy votes off inefficient producers. You can call your farms a breadbasket all you want, but if the rest of the world is a bakery, then you've got a choice: you can close your eyes OR open your mouth.
I live in a country that would have the third highest GDP per capitia in the world if the farming industry were a perfectly competitive market. Look on as, despite the heavy farm duties imposed on us, a nation of 4 million outproduces every other country in the world. New Zealand has the capacity to feed the planet. You have corn, whiney farmers, and clueless politicians. You suck corn syrup through a crooked plastic straw.


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                    Re: I am a coke... thief! (bow bow bow bow) by Shecky McHurfstein 07/08/2006, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                        The idea that coke's taste varies by location is laughable. Same can, same taste by Period. 07/09/2006, 2:39am PDT NEW
                            If the can's the same, different taste you don't claim! NT by Rhyme Logic 07/09/2006, 4:19am PDT NEW
                                When you're dumb as shit, do you even notice it? by NIPSY FUCKING RUSSELL 07/09/2006, 4:26am PDT NEW
                            Ah. yes, the jews. by Mr. Nod 07/09/2006, 4:19am PDT NEW
                            So why would anyone care what you think? by Lizard_King 07/09/2006, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                                I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/09/2006, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                    The preferred spelling in Australia is "metre." NT by You should know that :( 07/09/2006, 11:46pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Souffle of Pain 07/10/2006, 12:52am PDT NEW
                                        Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/10/2006, 4:31am PDT NEW
                                            Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Souffle of Pain 07/10/2006, 9:28am PDT NEW
                                                Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/10/2006, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Souffle of Pain 07/10/2006, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/10/2006, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                                                            Ah! He got you worked up, you've gotta stop posting for a month now. NT by That's the rules. 07/10/2006, 11:47pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/11/2006, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                            :( Will you at least admit that Diet Coke tastes different than regular Coke? NT by Writhing fat American (dieting) 07/11/2006, 7:31pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by Quentin Beck 07/11/2006, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I see this Coke discussion for what it really is! by I think you're brilliant 07/11/2006, 10:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                We're having fun now! by Quentin Beck 07/12/2006, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                    They're called bendy straws moron. NT by Worm 07/12/2006, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by I need clarification. 07/13/2006, 12:07am PDT NEW
                                                                        Solo! by Bunyip 07/13/2006, 1:00am PDT NEW
                                                                            Actually, I think it was called the equally-gay "Lift" NT by I need clarification. 07/13/2006, 10:26am PDT NEW
                                                                                Oh yeah we have that too :( NT by Pointless Post Bunyip 07/13/2006, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Quentin Beck 07/14/2006, 2:12am PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Souffle of Pain 07/14/2006, 9:15am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by Quentin Beck 07/14/2006, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Way to stick it to us re: scurvy NT by I need clarification 07/14/2006, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: You may love your Coke, but I'm pretty sure Coke hates you. :( by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2006, 12:20am PDT NEW
                                                                                    New angle by Fussbett 07/15/2006, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Explained by Fussbett 07/17/2006, 10:12am PDT NEW
                                                                    Hey ICJ, this guy is from New Zealand, not Australia NT by FABIO 07/13/2006, 2:13am PDT NEW
                                                                        And I am from Newfoundland, not Canada. *roleseyes* NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/13/2006, 3:52am PDT NEW
                                                                    New Zealand - The Having Fun Now Country. by I think you're brilliant 07/13/2006, 10:12am PDT NEW
                                    I've been to Australia and everyone there was stupid. The Coke? decent. by I need clarification. 07/10/2006, 1:39am PDT NEW
                                        We're best friends. NT by INC and Creexul 07/11/2006, 11:17am PDT NEW
                                    Yeah, and what's up with this wine shit? by Entropy Stew 07/10/2006, 1:54am PDT NEW
                    Throw off your fructose shackles with Jones Soda. by Fussbett 01/11/2007, 5:22pm PST NEW
                        Better Story by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2007, 6:52am PST NEW
 
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