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by Fussbett 05/23/2003, 6:37am PDT |
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TUNNELS AND TROLLS -- My first experience with a game pictured on the box that was never released. Being 8, we didn't keep up with industry news, so we'd always look for Tunnels and Trolls in the toy store, and it would NEVER be there. Oh well, maybe next week! I hope you're in Hell now, you lying-to-eight-year-olds Coleco fat cat motherfuckers!
SOME FLIGHT SIMULATOR -- My first PC was my dad's XT. As previously mentioned, games were not available in the stores, so what precious few games I did have access to, I played the hell out of. Sometimes you had to add your own fun with these games, as is the case with this dry-as-dirt CGA passenger plane flight sim. Me and a friend would take turns being the pilot. Shortly after take-off, the other guy would bust into the "cabin" and try to take control of the plane. A wrestling match ensued (the only rules: no punching, kicking or hairpulling) and the pilot would try to fend off the attack while keeping the plane in the air. Sometimes the terrorist would just want to crash the plane, and other times he'd have the goal of changing the plane's destination, but often in the cramped "cabin", as a result of that fracas, a key would be misspressed or the keyboard dropped -- and the plane would SPIN OUT OF CONTROL! Which of course was the whole point really. COULD THE PILOT SUBDUE THE TERRORIST AND RIGHT THE PLANE?!?!?! All in all, I remember it being a lot of fun. And gay.
GAUNTLET -- My first TK.
SUPER MARIO BROS. -- My first dream about a video game. I dreamed that I got the MIND BLOWINGLY AWESOME Super Mario Bros. for my crap ass XT. I was never happier. Upon waking, I went down to the basement, turned on the computer and then realized... I didn't have Super Mario Bros. I may have cried, or peed my pants. It's hard to say. |
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TOP MOMENTS IN GAMING by Fussbett 05/22/2003, 6:48am PDT 
Re: TOP MOMENTS IN GAMING by Bill Dungsroman 05/22/2003, 12:07pm PDT 
No, me!! I'm teh gay!! by I need clarification 05/22/2003, 4:50pm PDT 
Yes, INC is the gay. As am I... by FoK 05/22/2003, 7:16pm PDT 
CON'T by Fussbett 05/23/2003, 6:37am PDT 
Re: CON'T by Fullofkittens 05/23/2003, 6:35pm PDT 
Mock away. by Fussbett 05/23/2003, 9:41pm PDT 
Re: CON'T by creativepig 05/23/2003, 10:56pm PDT 
Re: CON'T by Rightbug 05/27/2003, 4:25pm PDT 
Re: CON'T by FABIO 05/27/2003, 4:33pm PDT 
fixed quotes by FABIO 05/27/2003, 4:34pm PDT 
Fixed Indeed! by Rightbug 05/27/2003, 4:44pm PDT 
Re: fixed quotes by Entropy Stew 05/27/2003, 5:25pm PDT 
Re: Yes, INC is the gay. As am I... by Bill Dungsroman 05/23/2003, 2:07pm PDT 
Re: Yes, INC is the gay. As am I... by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 3:10pm PDT 
Re: No, me!! I'm teh gay!! by FABIO 05/23/2003, 6:58am PDT 
Re: No, me!! I'm teh gay!! by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 12:36pm PDT 
Re: No, me!! I'm teh gay!! by Bill Dungsroman 05/23/2003, 1:55pm PDT 
Re: No, me!! I'm teh gay!! by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 3:06pm PDT 
Fuck that, I'm just going to pretend your post was the article you didn't write by Senor Barborito 05/23/2003, 4:05pm PDT 
Wow by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 4:33pm PDT 
Re: Wow by wide hurt 05/23/2003, 5:09pm PDT 
Re: Wow by Crying fag 05/23/2003, 10:24pm PDT 
Re: Wow by I need clarification 05/23/2003, 11:46pm PDT 
Bwahaha by Senor Barborito 05/24/2003, 1:34am PDT 
You always manage to sum yourself up better than I can, and it's always zero by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 4:42am PDT 
Jesus, Alice by Senor Barborito 05/24/2003, 7:35am PDT 
Re: Jesus, Alice by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 2:48pm PDT 
PS. Stop double-replying, fag!! NT by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 2:51pm PDT 
Oh yeah, noticed something ironic about your post . . . by Senor Barborito 05/24/2003, 7:37am PDT 
Bwa? by Fussbett 05/24/2003, 12:51pm PDT 
Yeah, this is what I've been talking about since the beginning... by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 2:55pm PDT 
Agreed re: mars by Entropy Stew 05/24/2003, 5:35pm PDT 
Re: Agreed re: mars by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 6:46pm PDT 
Re: Bwahaha by Entropy Stew 05/24/2003, 6:08pm PDT 
Re: Bwahaha by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 6:47pm PDT 
FUCK! You were supposed to disagree with me! by Senor Barborito 05/24/2003, 7:18pm PDT 
Jesus Christ by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 8:23pm PDT 
You finally said something funny. Good job! NT by Entropy Stew 05/24/2003, 10:15pm PDT 
Now your turn! GO! NT by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 10:58pm PDT 
Re: FUCK! You were supposed to disagree with me! by Brian Peppers 10/25/2007, 2:10am PDT 
Re: FUCK! You were supposed to disagree with me! by Zseni 10/25/2007, 9:05am PDT 
Re: FUCK! You were supposed to disagree with me! by Brian Peppers 10/25/2007, 11:45am PDT 
Re: TOP MOMENTS IN GAMING by surferdoc 10/25/2007, 1:55am PDT 
The first PC game I ever won. by Jhoh Creexul 05/22/2003, 10:56pm PDT 
Re: TOP MOMENTS IN GAMING by Rightbug 05/23/2003, 4:35pm PDT 
Re: TOP MOMENTS IN GAMING by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/23/2003, 5:07pm PDT 
Body blow! Body blow! Right! Body blow! by KNOCK HIM OUT!!! 05/23/2003, 6:21pm PDT 
Assembling the Heavy Barrel!!! by Rambo 05/24/2003, 7:25pm PDT 
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