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Or "Strategic space opera" as the guy frothing over someone not thinking Cyberpunk as perfect would put it.
Mischief Maker wrote:
I dunno if it counts as ending it "early," as I've beaten a few games, but despite it having the best aesthetics of any space 4X I've ever tried, I've given up on it.
In most 4X games, you're the protagonist, and the story is about your empire. Not Endless Space 2!
Endless Space 2 is Big Trouble in Little China, and you're Kurt Russel. The real protagonist is Isyander, the leader of the Hero Academy and everything you do in this game revolves around him and his plans. Did you achieve the science victory conditions? Well you're gonna have to sit and wait until Isyander's big endgame story is finished before you get your win! Oh, did Isyander gift you a big spaceship in return for completing a mission for him? Well fuck you if you're planning to take that ship on a conquest, he won't let you use it to invade planets.
Bleh! Fuck off. Let me tell my own story, stop thwarting my plans for not following yours.
The STORY objectives are peak example of them not being able to balance or design anything. They can make pretty as fuck strategy games with the promise of crazy fun and varied factional asymmetry, but none of it ever holds up.
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Games you quit early on and why by fabio 06/17/2016, 8:08am PDT
Civ V by mark 06/17/2016, 9:39am PDT
Metroid Other M by Mysterio 06/17/2016, 12:06pm PDT
The Shadowgate remake. by Mischief Maker 06/17/2016, 5:40pm PDT
I think I quit just before that by fabio 06/18/2016, 3:13am PDT
Fallout 4 by Oom Shnibble 06/18/2016, 6:23am PDT
Crazy Taxi for the PC by Worm 06/18/2016, 11:58am PDT
Resident Evil 4 by Sly Marbo 06/18/2016, 8:06pm PDT
WHAT ARE YA BOIEN NT by Mysterio 06/18/2016, 9:34pm PDT
Sly Marbo, YOU'RE small time! NT by zing 06/18/2016, 10:20pm PDT
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri by blackwater 06/19/2016, 2:03am PDT
Crypt of the Necrodancer by Mischief Maker 06/20/2016, 10:35am PDT
Are you doing All-Zones or the Story Mode? by Lurker 234523 06/20/2016, 11:38am PDT
Planescape: Torment by laudablepuss 06/20/2016, 12:04pm PDT
You monster NT by Entropy Stew 06/20/2016, 10:08pm PDT
It's a wordy game too by laudablepuss 06/21/2016, 10:11am PDT
That part was probably the biggest knife in the gut by Entropy Stew 06/21/2016, 8:35pm PDT
Re: That part was probably the biggest knife in the gut by laudablepuss 06/22/2016, 8:00am PDT
GOG has it, but the infinity engine has not aged well at all NT by Rafiki 06/22/2016, 8:25am PDT
That was a particularly clunky incarnation of the infinity engine, too NT by Entropy Stew 06/29/2016, 6:01pm PDT
Re: That part was probably the biggest knife in the gut by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/22/2016, 11:47am PDT
It's a floating skull, which is why it has a floating skull character image by Welcome to Omsk 06/22/2016, 2:47pm PDT
What frigging part of modern RPGs has outdone Planescape at narrative? NT by The omnisexual dating sims? 06/22/2016, 3:11pm PDT
Planescape is...a game that doesn't thrive under even cursory reductive analysis by Welcome to Omsk 06/29/2016, 10:28pm PDT
My experience with Torment. by Dream Cast 06/29/2016, 11:59pm PDT
The awful quality of '97-2001 scifi dramas are one reason their leads consid by lending their time/voices to gaming 06/30/2016, 6:31am PDT
Watched Jeffrey last night, spent the whole thing wishing it was Tim Daly in the NT by Michael T. Weiss role :( 07/05/2016, 10:10pm PDT
You could give this reductive devil's advocate treatment to any game by fabio 06/30/2016, 1:09am PDT
Everyone has a Dragonfall to slot into such statements by Welcome to Omsk 06/30/2016, 6:05am PDT
I feel like this whole thing just comes back to voice acting by Worm 07/01/2016, 12:54pm PDT
fully voiced choice simulators are in a different genre than old school cRPGs by Welcome to Omsk 07/02/2016, 12:27am PDT
What part of "at narrative" don't you understand? by The omnisexual dating sims? 06/30/2016, 6:41am PDT
It's inextricable from the overall presentation. And the fan patches for typos. by BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 06/30/2016, 7:05am PDT
So give me an example of a modern CRPG that did narrative better. NT by The omnisexual dating sims? 06/30/2016, 7:44am PDT
What I told Fabio, basically. There are no modern CRPGs, current RPGs are by different animals 06/30/2016, 9:54am PDT
This is the worst internet analogy I've ever read by and that includes Qt3 07/06/2016, 11:17pm PDT
Re: It's a floating skull, which is why it has a floating skull character image by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/30/2016, 12:56am PDT
might be confusing it with eyeball in the 'eye' slot on equip/inventory screen by Welcome to Omsk 06/30/2016, 1:53pm PDT
Well, since there's no screenshots in this thread, I suppose we agreed to disagr by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/30/2016, 4:10pm PDT
I don't know if I'm George Burns or Gracie Allen in this thread anymore NT by Welcome to Omsk 06/30/2016, 6:17pm PDT
Victoria: An Empire Under the Sun by Welcome to Omsk 06/20/2016, 4:29pm PDT
Dead Space on PC. Only thing I've ever encountered that gave me motion sickness NT by Rafiki 06/20/2016, 8:53pm PDT
Let's talk about games we bought and never even installed once by laudablepuss 06/21/2016, 8:58am PDT
Oh you guys. NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/21/2016, 1:54pm PDT
I heard it was FER PEDOFULLLLLS NT by laudablepuss 06/22/2016, 2:19pm PDT
Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/21/2016, 2:00pm PDT
Mass Effect NT by Slash fiction: the game 06/21/2016, 2:43pm PDT
Seconding Assassin's Creed. Also: Mirror's Edge by Rafiki 06/21/2016, 3:22pm PDT
It was not good in that it was fucking awful NT by Entropy Stew 06/21/2016, 8:19pm PDT
Oh yeah, me too on AC. NT by Mischief Maker 06/21/2016, 3:31pm PDT
O shit I wasn't even playing and I think we've won NT by Roop 06/22/2016, 1:18pm PDT
If anybody doesn't have one, Limbo is free on Steam right now. NT by Dream Cast 06/21/2016, 2:39pm PDT
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/22/2016, 3:26pm PDT
Bioshock by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/22/2016, 3:30pm PDT
Arma 2: Operation Arrowhead by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/22/2016, 3:40pm PDT
Battlefleet Gothic by fabio 06/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT
Eveything by Entropy Stew 07/02/2016, 7:09am PDT
Same. by Fullofkittens 07/02/2016, 8:40am PDT
Re: Same. by Rafiki 09/23/2016, 4:39pm PDT
The world ends with you by Mischief Maker 09/23/2016, 12:41pm PDT
I set the top to auto and focused on stomping ass lower screen. by Might not be your cuppa 09/23/2016, 3:49pm PDT
Oxenfree by fabio 10/24/2016, 2:57am PDT
Space Rangers by Mischief Maker 10/24/2016, 6:29am PDT
Re: Games you quit early on and why by moar pleeze 12/16/2024, 8:50pm PST
Super Mario Odyssey by Respiv 12/17/2024, 9:28am PST
Factorio by blackwater 12/17/2024, 10:01am PST
Endless Space 2 by Mischief Maker 12/17/2024, 11:08pm PST
Your mistake was buying the Awakening DLC, regarded as the 2nd worst NT by Mysterio 12/20/2024, 9:18pm PST
No, this is base game with all DLCs disabled. by Mischief Maker Today, 7:09am PST
Amplitude just isn't good at making 4X games. by Told ya Yesterday, 9:53pm PST
Crybaby shitlicker is back by ignore this baby Yesterday, 10:32pm PST
The worthless posters are waddling back by Just ban them Yesterday, 10:46pm PST
Thanks for ruining another thread, you miserable NT by Fuckwad Today, 7:47am PST
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