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Excuse me by laudablepuss 01/10/2003, 2:22pm PST
Fussbett wrote:

I'm not revved up about fighting Ms. Babara Harris and her gang of do-gooders with their donated funding and her adopted black drug children. Her heart is in the right place, and on the Vulcan homeworld where cold logic rules, it's a great idea. Here it's bad precedence. Paying poor people to have medical procedures performed isn't a good road to start down. Also, Laura Schlessinger and the janitor are big supporters of CRACK.


The Vulcan homeworld is just called "Vulcan". This sort of knowlege doesn't impress girls (as I've discovered) but I can at least dumb down a conversation with it. TURN THAT DUMB DIAL ALL THE WAY TO "DIARHEA AT THE BUS STOP"!

Anyway, it seems like you can't make everyone happy. Either abortion is bad or sterilization is. Or both. Or if you're an idiot Catholic type, even birth control is bad. And yet we don't want certain children, or children under certain circumstances, to be born. Hmm. Maybe we can magically cause those unfavorable circumstances to never occur and avoid the whole issue? How's that War on Drugs going? Is there a War on Poverty? I can't remember.

Personally, I advocate post-birth abortions up to the age of 18. Instead of a college fund, parents can save up for their kid's abortion! Of course, these would still be carried out be enormous vacuum cleaners riping their limbs off. (My friend is conflicted about abortion: he favors denying rights to women, yet he's also in favor of killing children. What to do?)
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$200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by Colonel K 01/07/2003, 8:26am PST NEW
    Re: $200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by up with pod people 01/07/2003, 3:01pm PST NEW
        Re: $200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by Fussbett 01/07/2003, 3:50pm PST NEW
            Re: $200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by Senor Barborito 01/07/2003, 4:02pm PST NEW
            Re: $200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by up with pod people 01/07/2003, 4:29pm PST NEW
                Re: $200 and long-term birth control for addicts. by Fussbett 01/08/2003, 3:05am PST NEW
                    Excuse me by laudablepuss 01/10/2003, 2:22pm PST NEW
                        Re: Excuse me by Rightbug 01/10/2003, 3:06pm PST NEW
            Have your druggies spayed or neutered by the janitor 01/07/2003, 4:45pm PST NEW
                This is nothing new... by Bodybag 01/07/2003, 6:38pm PST NEW
                    Might work. by Colonel K 01/07/2003, 10:51pm PST NEW
                        Re: Might work. by NOT the janitor...ok, it is 01/08/2003, 3:48am PST NEW
                            Re: Might work. by Colonel K 01/08/2003, 5:17am PST NEW
                                Re: Might work. by bah 01/08/2003, 5:37pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Might work. by Colonel K 01/08/2003, 7:16pm PST NEW
                                        Also... by Colonel K 01/08/2003, 7:52pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Might work. by creativepig 01/09/2003, 8:38am PST NEW
                                            You certainly cracked that one wide open, Hercule Columbo by Entropy Stew 01/09/2003, 7:31pm PST NEW
                                                AAAHH!!! Inbred BDR hatred! Leave me aloooooone -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 01/10/2003, 11:50am PST NEW
                Oh, good. Look who's back. And talking. by ToutSuite 01/07/2003, 10:36pm PST NEW
                    Re: Oh, good. Look who's back. And talking. by Ray, of Light 01/08/2003, 12:18am PST NEW
                        Re: Oh, good. Look who's back. And talking. by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 1:16am PST NEW
                            Demasked! by Fussbett 01/08/2003, 1:27am PST NEW
                            You fucks wouldn't be sucking it off if you knew you really wrote it. by Jerksoup 01/08/2003, 1:52am PST NEW
                                I thought it was obvious. -nt- by the monk. 01/08/2003, 2:04am PST NEW
                    Fuck you shithead by the janitor 01/08/2003, 3:30am PST NEW
                        Ode to the janitor by Zseni 01/08/2003, 3:41am PST NEW
                            Re: Ode to the janitor by Ray, of Light 01/08/2003, 10:20am PST NEW
                If only I had 200 clams and a ride to the clinic. -nt- by the janitor's mom. 01/08/2003, 5:42am PST NEW
                    According to the restroom grafitti you DO have 200 clams NT by Senor Barborito 01/08/2003, 6:34am PST NEW
                        graffiti -NT- by Senor Barborito 01/08/2003, 6:34am PST NEW
                            Yeah, instead of just one bearded clam and a ride to the frat house(nt) by Bodybag 01/08/2003, 7:40am PST NEW
                        I thought the graffiti said she had 2000 crabs. -nt- by laudablepuss 01/08/2003, 1:53pm PST NEW
                            Er, that was supposed to say 200. NT by laudablepuss 01/08/2003, 1:54pm PST NEW
                                Chalk it up as accuracy at the cost of consistency -nt- by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 2:41pm PST NEW
                                    I'm the idiot and you people can't spell spell or count? (nt) NT by jhe tanitor 01/08/2003, 5:40pm PST NEW
                                        2 for 2...he's on a roll!(NT) NT by Bodybag 01/08/2003, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                            How many of these posts would be here if I used a different name? by janitor, the 01/08/2003, 6:26pm PST NEW
                                                Re: How many of these posts would be here if I used a different name? by Some fat fat guy 01/08/2003, 7:49pm PST NEW
                                                    Looks like I hit a fat nerve on some poor fatty nt by jhe tanitor 01/08/2003, 8:40pm PST NEW
                                                Re: How many of these posts would be here if I used a different name? by the janitor's mom 01/08/2003, 9:43pm PST NEW
                                                Re: How many of these posts would be here if I used a different name? by arbit 01/09/2003, 6:16pm PST NEW
                                        Note to tj: saying things like "I'm the idiot but..." never helps your case -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 01/08/2003, 6:13pm PST NEW
                                            Specifically, the "but" -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 01/08/2003, 6:26pm PST NEW
                                            Then interject 'supposedly' into the sentence since it wasn't obvious enough by grah 01/08/2003, 6:31pm PST NEW
 
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