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i cant find anything worth discussing about you either, but im still going to fill a page with a diatribe of why im so much better than you, and the reason you didn't give for totally wasting your time on this? thats my reason too.
i figured the perfect counterattack to your so minimalist and gay it must be clever post was to sit here and answer every question, but i cant imagine anyone wanting to read that, much less having type it out. I would guess that you being so hopelessly fruity that the other person gives up is a common occurance in your life, but dont worry! ill stick with you as long as i can manage.
im all about avoiding conflicts though, and if explaining myself means getting you to nod your head in understanding and stroke your chin(sssssssss ahhaah cuz your fat see! more on this later) and, most importantly, stop gaying up a thread im posting in, then ill tell my life story if thats what it takes.
why i don't like its so easy to attack Zseni by: bombMexico!
fat people make easy targets. its true when you're crossing the street and its true on the internet.
if im filling in the blanks after "you're queer, queer like____" then im either going to use bink because he's stupid, co because everyone hates him, or you because you're universally boring. i guess you haven't develeped into a verb yet, but keep trying, im sure you'll get there.
the offense that made you the Kingpin to my Daredevil was posting a link to your wonderful site that i followed, LIKE A FOOL. an entire page full of what happened at work today posts that no one ever responds to is funny. Its so sad and gay (omg im so uncomfortable with my sexuality why do i lash out?) i just ASSUMED you were used to people giving you shit. Even now, as im writing a mini-tirade against you, i kind of feel like rooting for the little guy, the fat dork that has had so much abuse (no matter how deserved) dumped onto her that when you at last, FINALLY lash out against whoevers pointing and laughing, i cant help but want to cheer for you.
that said, you're attacking me (which is great, fine, whatever i lurv the attention) but in the most feeble half-assed way possible, in questionnaire form. maybe its the best you're capable of, i dunno, but it looks like you're just being lazy, and nothing infuriates me more than not being worth someones time. Grrrrr! haha theres more of that sarcasm you don't seem to understand, since i guess you think im an evil misogynist racist homophobe..... you cracker cunted faggot! i really do have a vendetta against fat people tho, why don't they just not eat so much?
just so you don't kill yourself over this or anything, im going to help you out. The next time someone tells you to move your big ass out of the way (or its equivalent), instead of glaring and handing them a mean-spirited questionnaire, take a note from the real life homosexuals at mmcafe. when someone starts making fun of you, just pretend you don't hear, then wipe away the tears when you think no ones looking.
i'll try and keep all your other great advice in mind, because being mindful of peoples feelings and not holding grudges and whatever is so much more entertaining, christ.
Zseni: Warrior-Poet wrote:
bombMexico wrote:
oh yeah, from the bloated bitter boring ZSENI!! ooooh burn
Hi, have we met? You sure do talk about me a lot, and since as far as I can tell there's nothing worth discussing about you, I wanted to give you this chance to open up and tell us all about yourself. Could you fill out this questionnaire please?
1. How long had you been lurking at Caltrops before you started posting?
2. Favorite poster?
3. Least favorite poster?
4. Please indicate on a scale of 1 to 5 how strongly you agree with the following statements about yourself (1 = don't agree at all, 5 = agree strongly):
a) I think it's important to get my name out there where people can see it.
b) Most of my jokes are funny.
c) I don't think any shot is a cheap shot.
d) ATORs and other kinds of nick changes are a sign of cowardice.
e) If I have a problem with someone, he or she won't be in the dark about it for long.
f) Zseni is cool.
g) I think I'm a particularly special person.
h) People like me, and with good reason.
i) I tend to make fun of things that I'm uncomfortable with.
j) There's nothing better than pissing someone off.
k) I don't take my online persona(e) seriously.
l) I hold grudges.
m) Fire fascinates me.
n) If people don't like me, that's their problem, not mine.
o) I tend to avoid conflict.
p) I'm inclined to believe people are unsually fascinated with me.
q) There's nothing more important than getting off a good line.
s) I'm just a regular person.
t) Spider Man is cool.
u) I am comfortable with my sexuality.
5. Are you married, single, divorced, or not currently seeking a relationship? Please specify which; if none of these apply to you, explain why.
6. Are you heterosexual or homosexual? Please specify which; if neither of these apply to you, explain why.
7. Do you have a satisfying relationship-, work-, and/or school-situation? Are you discontent or dissatisfied with any of those three areas in your life right now? Please specify which, if any.
8. Do you like Caltrops?
9. Do you like me (Zseni)? Please circle YES or NO and pass the paper back tightly folded.
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First review by Kthor 03/28/2005, 11:29am PST 
that review was horrible (patch suggestions) by FABIO 03/28/2005, 12:26pm PST
one more suggestion by FABIO 03/28/2005, 12:44pm PST
Re: that review was horrible (patch suggestions) by Kthor 03/28/2005, 1:17pm PST
Re: First review by laudablepuss 03/28/2005, 2:36pm PST
Wal-Mart, an even worse shopping option, typically does have Darko DC. by Bill Dungsroman 03/28/2005, 6:05pm PST
I wouldn't sit through Underworld five times if it blew me afterwards. NT by extarbags 03/29/2005, 1:42pm PST
You mean even the Veronica Cut won't sway you? Damn. by Bill Dungsroman 03/29/2005, 3:13pm PST
Thanks a lot, you just ruined Christmas. by extarbags 03/29/2005, 5:02pm PST
its so "hilariously bad" that its great huh? Wherever have i heard this before? by bombMexico 03/29/2005, 5:02pm PST
Underworld better than Van Helsing? by extarbags 03/29/2005, 5:09pm PST
Van helsing was supposed to be the Secret Wars of movie monsters by bombMexico 03/29/2005, 8:46pm PST
Secret Wars II, dummy. NT by Kthor 03/30/2005, 9:21am PST
LXG was still better than Underworld NT by FABIO 03/29/2005, 10:18pm PST
Re: LXG was still better than Underworld by The Happiness Engine 03/30/2005, 10:46am PST
LXG didn't make me want to slit my wrists like Underworld did. Win, Fatality by FABIO 03/30/2005, 11:38am PST
Re: LXG didn't make me want to slit my wrists like Underworld did. Win, Fatality by The Happiness Engine 03/30/2005, 11:53am PST
Plot tumors in Underworld, but not LXG? by extarbags 03/31/2005, 5:05pm PST
You, sir, are no comic book fag. by Bill Dungsroman 03/31/2005, 7:21pm PST
Re: You, sir, are no comic book fag. by FABIO 03/31/2005, 8:47pm PST
The ugly truth by Mischief Maker 03/30/2005, 1:03am PST
Re: The ugly truth by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/30/2005, 1:23am PST
well, thats what special fx are for. Shes in a monster movie for chrissakes. by bombMexico 03/30/2005, 2:03am PST
Your girlfriend referencing your bedroom proficiency? by Bill Dungsroman 03/30/2005, 9:39am PST
more like YOUR girlfriend referencing my bedroom proficiency by bombMexico 03/31/2005, 1:14pm PST
I guess that would be more theoretically possible, my gf being nonfictitious. by Bill Dungsroman 03/31/2005, 3:00pm PST
haha-hey wait. Lets replace "nonfictitious" with "desperate." Realism achieved by bombMexico 03/31/2005, 7:24pm PST
Yeah, let's. Hilarity will no doubt ensue. by Bill Dungsroman 03/31/2005, 8:26pm PST
Re: its so "hilariously bad" that its great huh? Wherever have i heard this bef by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/30/2005, 10:35am PST
I'm alright with going a long way for a little laugh by Entropy Stew 03/30/2005, 10:50am PST
A+++ Would buy from again. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/30/2005, 11:06am PST
This is a better about page than the about page NT by Ray of Light 03/30/2005, 11:52am PST
Just like to say two things by laudablepuss 03/30/2005, 12:24pm PST
What? NT by Everybody else 03/30/2005, 2:39pm PST
That was both cogent and correct by Entropy Stew 03/30/2005, 3:16pm PST
Re: That was both cogent and correct by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/30/2005, 7:17pm PST
Re: That was both cogent and correct by laudablepuss 03/30/2005, 7:34pm PST
Re: That was both cogent and correct by I need clarification 03/31/2005, 12:39am PST
Re: That was both cogent and correct by laudablepuss 03/31/2005, 1:08am PST
I smell cabbage NT by Entropy Stew 03/30/2005, 7:34pm PST
oh dear, why all this attention! ah may faint *swoons* by bombMexico 03/30/2005, 8:11pm PST
FUNNIEST GUY EVAR by laudablepuss 03/30/2005, 8:54pm PST
Just answer the questions. You fill yours out and I'll fill out mine! NT by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/30/2005, 9:06pm PST
Gameshark reviewing Supremacy by bombMexico 03/28/2005, 3:11pm PST
anime-ish maybe by jeep 03/28/2005, 3:18pm PST
Re: anime-ish maybe by Creexul :( 03/29/2005, 2:36pm PST
Re: anime-ish maybe by Bill Dungsroman 03/29/2005, 2:40pm PST
Re: Gameshark reviewing Supremacy by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/28/2005, 3:45pm PST
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