Zseni: Warrior-Poet wrote:

bombMexico wrote:

oh yeah, from the bloated bitter boring ZSENI!! ooooh burn

Hi, have we met? You sure do talk about me a lot, and since as far as I can tell there's nothing worth discussing about you, I wanted to give you this chance to open up and tell us all about yourself. Could you fill out this questionnaire please?

1. How long had you been lurking at Caltrops before you started posting?

2. Favorite poster?

3. Least favorite poster?

4. Please indicate on a scale of 1 to 5 how strongly you agree with the following statements about yourself (1 = don't agree at all, 5 = agree strongly):

a) I think it's important to get my name out there where people can see it.
b) Most of my jokes are funny.
c) I don't think any shot is a cheap shot.
d) ATORs and other kinds of nick changes are a sign of cowardice.
e) If I have a problem with someone, he or she won't be in the dark about it for long.
f) Zseni is cool.
g) I think I'm a particularly special person.
h) People like me, and with good reason.
i) I tend to make fun of things that I'm uncomfortable with.
j) There's nothing better than pissing someone off.
k) I don't take my online persona(e) seriously.
l) I hold grudges.
m) Fire fascinates me.
n) If people don't like me, that's their problem, not mine.
o) I tend to avoid conflict.
p) I'm inclined to believe people are unsually fascinated with me.
q) There's nothing more important than getting off a good line.
s) I'm just a regular person.
t) Spider Man is cool.
u) I am comfortable with my sexuality.

5. Are you married, single, divorced, or not currently seeking a relationship? Please specify which; if none of these apply to you, explain why.

6. Are you heterosexual or homosexual? Please specify which; if neither of these apply to you, explain why.

7. Do you have a satisfying relationship-, work-, and/or school-situation? Are you discontent or dissatisfied with any of those three areas in your life right now? Please specify which, if any.

8. Do you like Caltrops?

9. Do you like me (Zseni)? Please circle YES or NO and pass the paper back tightly folded.