by Mischief Maker 01/04/2013, 8:19pm PST
Compared to Battle for Wesnoth, a game where the RNG can fuck the entire mission for you, or Unity of Command, which the reviewers can't stop squeeing over, but I just find grey and depressing, here's a turn-based tactical strategy game that's bright and oversized and fun and the only random element is the distribution of secret allies at the start of a mission.
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The January Short Review Classic Contest by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/04/2013, 7:49am PST Colossal Cave Adventure by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/04/2013, 8:41am PST You're in the hunt! NT by Bill Burr 01/04/2013, 4:52pm PST I am going to correct this review by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/05/2013, 1:55pm PST Massive Assault, Phantom Renaissance by Mischief Maxim 01/04/2013, 8:47am PST That review reads harsher than I intended, I actually really love this game. by Mischief Maker 01/04/2013, 8:19pm PST I disliked it. by WITTGENSTEIN 01/04/2013, 9:36pm PST If you weren't playing World War, you weren't playing the real game. NT by Mischief Maker 01/04/2013, 10:11pm PST Update by MM 10/16/2016, 7:25pm PDT 8 more days for this by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2013, 11:21pm PST La Mulana by Lurker 58913 01/23/2013, 3:10am PST This game was ruined by the ridiculous puzzles by Arbit 01/23/2013, 9:09am PST Agreed. by Lizard_King 06/12/2013, 11:53am PDT Devil May Cry 4 Redux by Mischief Maker 01/23/2013, 11:38am PST Re: Devil May Cry 4 Redux by Foil 06/07/2013, 1:37pm PDT What's hilarious is icycalm's terrible opinions NT by SLURRRRRRRRP 06/07/2013, 1:48pm PDT Please elaborate on the depth of DMC 1/3 that I missed! NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2013, 2:03pm PDT ...nothing? by Mischief Maker 06/07/2013, 6:57pm PDT Were you trying to cow me by implication alone, you fucking girl? by Mischief Maker 06/12/2013, 10:42am PDT What's the difference between horribly shallow and laughably shallow? NT by we already know you don't laugh 06/07/2013, 3:33pm PDT Another Video Game Review: Duke Nukem 3D by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/25/2013, 4:49pm PST This is going to sound retarded, but I actually wanted to read your Duke review. by Jerry Whorebach 01/25/2013, 6:55pm PST Duke set the stage for American McGee's Alice. NT by Mischief Maker 01/26/2013, 10:30pm PST Why I still play with Duke Nukem by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/06/2013, 5:06pm PST Okay, this is pretty good. by Jerry Whorebach 02/07/2013, 11:45am PST One more Half Life/Duke Nukem connection by Vested Id 01/25/2013, 8:12pm PST WELL??? by Mischief Maker 02/03/2013, 10:19am PST RESULTS by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/03/2013, 11:55am PST Nice payoff, icecream >:( by fabio 02/03/2013, 1:18pm PST Great, now I've got the mental image of TDARCOS in a wet T-Shirt. :( by Mischief Maker 02/04/2013, 8:09am PST World's most loathsome profession by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/06/2013, 4:57pm PST Undertakers? by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/06/2013, 10:16pm PST Yes, Undertakers. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/07/2013, 11:35am PST You are making this bad rap up. Bad rap maker upper. by Fullofkittens 02/07/2013, 12:57pm PST Is there a Ralph's around here? NT by Tansin A. Sobchak 02/10/2013, 7:02pm PST Re: Nice payoff, icecream >:( by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/10/2013, 11:14am PST Re: Nice payoff, icecream >:( by fabio 02/10/2013, 12:17pm PST Re: Nice payoff, icecream >:( by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2016, 8:39pm PDT Re: RESULTS by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/06/2013, 5:09pm PST Re: RESULTS by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2013, 8:45pm PST What do you mean "Ridiculous e-mail address"? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/07/2013, 11:25am PST It's ridiculous because your name is ridiculous. And so's your face. by now go motherfuck yourself. Also: 02/07/2013, 2:28pm PST You are a piece of garbage, Mr. Motherfucker. Stop bothering Tdarcos, then NT by get cancer and die 02/07/2013, 5:06pm PST Uh, thanks but I don't need help, I can do my own insults NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/07/2013, 5:08pm PST I'll wait two minutes before replying to myself. that'll fool em. NT by Thoughts from an aspie dumbass. 02/07/2013, 8:11pm PST Pahah really. That was so sad it was almost cute. by Almost. 02/08/2013, 11:00am PST Or better yet: make a post then make another one faking my handle NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/19/2013, 10:02pm PST About the Bill Burr special "You people are all the same" by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/19/2013, 11:22pm PST A "C". Okay, you are officially insane. by Souffle of Pain 02/20/2013, 7:34am PST BUS. Bus! Bus! I like the part when I saw a bus on screen. Public transit. by However, I didn't get the jokes. 02/20/2013, 9:13am PST What the fuck are you going on about, you insane masturbator? A bus? Whuh? by YOU CRETINOUS CRETIN 02/20/2013, 12:43pm PST I object to that nasty word; please do not use it again by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/21/2013, 8:48am PST
