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Re: All the alcohol is being absorbed by your fat by Zseni 08/07/2004, 4:56am PDT Sober again. :( Zseni is really bad at getting drunk. I have to be sick, to begin with, and short on sleep, and other mitigating factors help lots. Even then it takes a stupid amount of booze. I did have that other six shots, drinking as I was out of a large teacup, and then played Live A Live for exactly 7 minutes before passing out. Let me tell you: I have felt better than I do right now. Am I hungover? No headache. Hard to sort out potential awful hungover feelings from definitely awful massive sinus infection feelings. The last time I got drunk I flipped out at ES and made him pull all the FiTM articles (sorry ES!) Then I spent the next four days blasted with a flu so bad I was bouncing in and out of the emergency room like a yo yo. Is it the fat? Contrary to popular belief I'm not all that big. Big, yes! Certainly big. But Israel, who you will all remember from the beef jerky incident, dwarfs me. She won the shoving contest but lost the drinking contest. There's some other explanation for the tremendous amount of alcohol it takes to sink me. Maybe getting called fat a lot makes you totally hardcore. Israel is huge! So huge you wouldn't dare call her anything but "ma'am" or maybe "Miss Israel." Huge like a defensive tackle! I'm not nearly as tall or broad. People figure they are safe calling me a fatty fatty two by four! So when Israel and I get to drinking, it is always surprising to find she's actually a delicate little girl under all that big big woman and she'll be all done just when I'm getting warmed up. Maybe my source of strength is the universal anger at the size of my butt. That's why I was in the hospital last time! Because I wasn't on Caltrops and the yaoi girls would never ever call someone fat to her face. Anyway Yana would take care of me, and when I'm out sick she can soak up the shots on my behalf.

I am drunk. by Zseni 08/06/2004, 9:02pm PDT     Could you blog somewhere else? by Worm 08/06/2004, 9:41pm PDT         Re: Could you blog somewhere else? by Chairman Mao 08/07/2004, 11:12am PDT             Re: Could you blog somewhere else? by wherever 08/07/2004, 5:00pm PDT     All the alcohol is being absorbed by your fat NT by Just an observation 08/06/2004, 10:38pm PDT         Re: All the alcohol is being absorbed by your fat by Zseni 08/07/2004, 4:56am PDT     I was drunk last night, too. by I need clarification 08/07/2004, 10:00am PDT     Welcome to the club! OH WOW ALCOHOL! NT by Tycho 08/07/2004, 3:05pm PDT     Re: I am drunk. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 08/07/2004, 3:44pm PDT         Re: I am drunk. by Zseni 08/07/2004, 5:59pm PDT             But your I'm drunk post... by Oblong 08/07/2004, 7:03pm PDT             Re: I am drunk. by DeadDogBuried 08/07/2004, 7:11pm PDT             I didn't write that. The drinking, I take it? by Bill Dungsroman 08/07/2004, 7:15pm PDT                 pre-emptive double-dumbass on BDR by whydirt 08/07/2004, 8:46pm PDT                     Re: pre-emptive double-dumbass on BDR by Bill Dungsroman 08/07/2004, 10:15pm PDT                         Re: pre-emptive double-dumbass on BDR by Zseni 08/08/2004, 10:06am PDT                             Re: pre-emptive double-dumbass on BDR by Bill Dungsroman 08/08/2004, 5:34pm PDT                                 Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Zseni 08/08/2004, 5:52pm PDT                                     Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by I need clarification 08/08/2004, 6:08pm PDT                                         Damn you're a cum-dumpster of unoriginality. by Ormus 08/08/2004, 6:43pm PDT                                             You used "sko" like you were Zseni. Way to bite her style, Creepo. NT by I need clarification 08/08/2004, 7:05pm PDT                                     Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Worm 08/08/2004, 6:52pm PDT                                         Pretend the missing 's' and the unnecessary space aren't there. Thanks. NT by Worm 08/08/2004, 6:54pm PDT                                     Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Bill Dungsroman 08/08/2004, 8:57pm PDT                                         Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Zseni 08/09/2004, 4:08am PDT                                             Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by wherever 08/09/2004, 1:43pm PDT                                             Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Bill Dungsroman 08/09/2004, 11:20pm PDT                                                 Here I am again! by Fussbett 08/10/2004, 6:36pm PDT                                                     Re: Here I am again! by Bill Dungsroman 08/10/2004, 10:36pm PDT                                                         Get the FUCK off me! NT by Fussbett's high horse 08/10/2004, 11:05pm PDT                                                         Leisuretown was suppose to be my breakout thread by Pieter 08/11/2004, 12:52am PDT                                                         For the record, I used to share the AIM love with you. by I need clarification 08/11/2004, 2:31am PDT                                                             INC to BDR: "And I faked all my orgasms, too!" by Bill Dungsroman 08/11/2004, 2:43am PDT                                                                 Re: INC to BDR: "And I faked all my orgasms, too!" by I need clarification 08/11/2004, 2:47am PDT                                                         People - please, please, we're losing the point here. by Kthor 08/11/2004, 8:04am PDT                                                             Re: People - please, please, we're losing the point here. by I need clarification 08/11/2004, 12:15pm PDT                                                                 Me :( by curst 08/12/2004, 1:48pm PDT                                                         Re: Here I am again! by laudablepuss 08/11/2004, 6:02pm PDT                                                             ON MY OWN! GOiN Down the only road I've ever known! like a drifter I was born t NT by whydirt 08/11/2004, 9:00pm PDT                                                         This is a very pedantic post. by Fussbett 08/11/2004, 8:52pm PDT                                                             Thanks for the warning. by Bill Dungsroman 08/12/2004, 10:46am PDT                                                                 Yeah! by Fussbett 08/12/2004, 6:20pm PDT                                                 Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Zseni 08/11/2004, 5:34pm PDT                                                     Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Bill Dungsroman 08/11/2004, 8:20pm PDT                                                         Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by I need clarification 08/11/2004, 8:39pm PDT                                                             Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Bill Dungsroman 08/12/2004, 10:43am PDT                                             Re: something or other by Hairsplitter 08/10/2004, 12:06am PDT                                                 BDR's Brawl Hall article ranks highly by Entropy Stew 08/10/2004, 12:14am PDT                                                     See? by I need clarification 08/10/2004, 12:46am PDT                                         Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by corax 08/09/2004, 6:54pm PDT                                             Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by Bill Dungsroman 08/09/2004, 7:06pm PDT                                         Re: Zseni vs. BDR: feature review by I need clarification 08/09/2004, 7:48pm PDT             Re: I am drunk. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 08/08/2004, 12:05am PDT                 Re: I am drunk. by Zseni 08/08/2004, 10:09am PDT                 You're really boring. I regret I read any of that. :( NT by I need clarification 08/08/2004, 12:34pm PDT                     Mwaah! NT by Inc's Lips on Zseni's rotund ass 08/08/2004, 12:38pm PDT                         YEAH NO TELLING THE TRUTH ALLOWED NT by CaltropsPostersUniteAgainstZseni 08/08/2004, 2:37pm PDT                             ROFL by Truth Telling? 08/08/2004, 3:40pm PDT                                 LOL! ROFLMAO!!! NT by Internet laughing guy 08/08/2004, 6:24pm PDT                         You're right, that was a great post. I hope BILL posts a lot more (for you). :) NT by I need clarification 08/08/2004, 3:35pm PDT     Re: I am drunk. by Fullofkittens 08/07/2004, 5:28pm PDT     Re: I am drunk. by Truth Telling? 08/08/2004, 4:10pm PDT         Re: I am drunk. by Chairman Mao 08/08/2004, 6:01pm PDT             Re: I am drunk. by Chairman Mao 08/08/2004, 6:07pm PDT                 Re: I am drunk. by Chairman Mao 08/08/2004, 6:10pm PDT                     Re: I am drunk. by Chairman Mao 08/08/2004, 7:13pm PDT                         LOGGINSNOWPLZKTHX. by Chairman Dorkface 08/08/2004, 8:20pm PDT                             Re: LOGGINSNOWPLZKTHX. by Vverner Von Monocle 08/08/2004, 11:06pm PDT     HeylookanotherTrainwreckZsenithreadhownice by Entropy Stew 08/09/2004, 4:16pm PDT         SHORT REVIEW: Northern Virginia by Ray of Light 08/09/2004, 8:14pm PDT             I'm an n-tiered systems protagonist by Entropy Stew 08/09/2004, 8:46pm PDT                 Re: I'm an n-tiered systems protagonist by whydirt 08/09/2004, 9:21pm PDT                     DECLAROBANG NT by Indefenestrable Stew 08/11/2004, 3:14am PDT