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	[quote name="Zseni"]Sober again. :( Zseni is really bad at getting drunk. I have to be sick, to begin with, and short on sleep, and other mitigating factors help lots. Even then it takes a stupid amount of booze. I did have that other six shots, drinking as I was out of a large teacup, and then played Live A Live for exactly 7 minutes before passing out. Let me tell you: I have felt better than I do right now. Am I hungover? No headache. Hard to sort out potential awful hungover feelings from definitely awful massive sinus infection feelings. The last time I got drunk I flipped out at ES and made him pull all the FiTM articles (sorry ES!) Then I spent the next four days blasted with a flu so bad I was bouncing in and out of the emergency room like a yo yo. Is it the fat? Contrary to popular belief I'm not all that big. Big, yes! Certainly big. But Israel, who you will all remember from the beef jerky incident, dwarfs me. She won the shoving contest but lost the drinking contest. There's some other explanation for the tremendous amount of alcohol it takes to sink me. Maybe getting called fat a lot makes you totally hardcore. Israel is huge! So huge you wouldn't dare call her anything but "ma'am" or maybe "Miss Israel." Huge like a defensive tackle! I'm not nearly as tall or broad. People figure they are safe calling me a fatty fatty two by four! So when Israel and I get to drinking, it is always surprising to find she's actually a delicate little girl under all that big big woman and she'll be all done just when I'm getting warmed up. Maybe my source of strength is the universal anger at the size of my butt. That's why I was in the hospital last time! Because I wasn't on Caltrops and the yaoi girls would never ever call someone fat to her face. Anyway Yana would take care of me, and when I'm out sick she can soak up the shots on my behalf.[/quote]