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I believe her. by Quétinbec 04/09/2010, 8:20am PDT
up with pod people wrote:


the only real mystery is why the fuck she wants to marry you, as she knows (and I say this with love!) you are a whoring dissolute, but maybe you're the best whitey available?.


No one cares about that shit over here (or there), and even if they did, I still think I'm probably one of the 10 coolest guys I've ever met. I'm fucking great, right?

up with pod people wrote:


it is possible she had a couple of positives and "miscarried" -- where miscarriage is really "late period" for an extremely early pregnancy. I once saw a positive line, and started my cycle the next day.


She had an ultrasound yesterday which confirmed she wasn't pregnant. The doctor said he'd never heard of someone getting two positives and not being pregnant. He gave no explanation for it except to say that the two positves were from the same (shitty) brand - a Taiwanese company that manufactures in China. He said her delayed period is probably due to worries over her 'pregnancy' and travel stress, etc... and offered her a pill to speed up her period.


I'm a bit sad because I thought since the kid was conceived in Oman, that'd be a great excuse to give it an Arabic name which would be pretty cute for a eurasian kid.

I was a Father for 3-4 days, though! I think I did pretty well.

I'm flying to see her in May. Her parents won't let me stay with her, so she's paying for me to stay in a hotel near their house.

BTW, thanks PP. Most of my friends made fun of me or tried to sympathize with me or gave me shitty advice. It didn't do me much good. You told me many useful things.

This is the girl. She looks a bit like a gnome:

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Oman & Bahrain by Quétinbec 12/04/2009, 7:32am PST NEW
    More like this, plz. by Chairman mao 12/04/2009, 8:43am PST NEW
    gorgeous lady cops! by up with pod people 12/04/2009, 8:45am PST NEW
        tl;dr by Now you're playing with power 12/04/2009, 1:22pm PST NEW
    Re: Oman & Bahrain by laudablepuss 12/04/2009, 1:40pm PST NEW
        WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT NT by Fullofkittens 12/04/2009, 5:53pm PST NEW
        This is funny, but not me. In case anybody cares. NT by laudablepuss 12/04/2009, 11:57pm PST NEW
    THIS IS.... by bombMexico 12/04/2009, 4:56pm PST NEW
        OH BILLY NT by Midnight Express 12/04/2009, 11:11pm PST NEW
    HI CALTROPS!! by Quétinbec 04/04/2010, 9:35am PDT NEW
        O_O NT by Yoda 04/04/2010, 9:54am PDT NEW
        Stabby the Whore is Pregnant??? by Mischief Maker 04/04/2010, 10:00am PDT NEW
        You're going to have a beautiful girl, who grows up to be the Queen of Cups. by Tarot Dad 04/04/2010, 10:39am PDT NEW
        Congratulations, buddy. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2010, 12:10pm PDT NEW
            Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Quétinbec 04/05/2010, 7:09am PDT NEW
                you're not heartless, hardened, or even atypical by up with pod people 04/05/2010, 8:31am PDT NEW
                Re: Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Mysterious Stranger 04/05/2010, 9:06am PDT NEW
                    Oops I wrote that. NT by Last 04/05/2010, 9:07am PDT NEW
                    Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Quétinbec 04/06/2010, 10:11am PDT NEW
                        amoxycillin is safe for pregnancy by up with pod people 04/06/2010, 10:25am PDT NEW
                            Here's a scary log... by Qu¨¦tinbec 04/07/2010, 11:41am PDT NEW
                                remedial biology class part XXVII by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                                    Thanks PP! by Quétinbec 04/07/2010, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                        I don't know why any of this is a problem for you, frankly. by Fullofkittens 04/07/2010, 9:01pm PDT NEW
                                            QB is better, for Caltrops, than any of those "great" men. In my opinion. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/07/2010, 9:54pm PDT NEW
                                            all you people, get your asians straight. by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT NEW
                                            Stabby isn't the Taiwan girl. NT by Wes Montgomery, superstar. 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT NEW
                                        more useful facts by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 10:45pm PDT NEW
                                            What do you make of this. I have no idea. by Quétinbec 04/08/2010, 7:20am PDT NEW
                                                at this point I do not know if you are pretending at ignorance by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:31am PDT NEW
                                                    addendum. by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:37am PDT NEW
                                                        I believe her. by Quétinbec 04/09/2010, 8:20am PDT NEW
                                                            This is kind of sad by The Happiness Engine 04/09/2010, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Gigolo plan was formed before the Bahrain job by Mischief Maker 04/09/2010, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                    yes, this by up with pod people 04/09/2010, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Yeah, something like that. by Quétinbec 04/10/2010, 5:47am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Yeah, something like that. by Mischief Maker 04/10/2010, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Yeah, something like that. by Fussbett 04/10/2010, 5:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Guys, fuck you if you think I can't pick fake orgasms. by Quétinbec 04/11/2010, 9:36am PDT NEW
                                                                                Living in shitland for money isn't selling out. NT by Freedom is slavery. 04/11/2010, 9:46am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Yeah, something like that. by Noi Dau Don 04/10/2010, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                                            The doctor said he'd never heard of someone getting two positives and not being NT by Ha ha, I wonder why? 04/09/2010, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                                                    Step 1: Fake Pregnancy. Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT! NT by Pregnancy Gnome 04/09/2010, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                                                The cutest possible way in which to puff up with indignation by Bananadine 04/08/2010, 9:33am PDT NEW
                                                Caltrops, number 1 result for 雯勵 NT by Hi, Claire! 04/08/2010, 11:40am PDT NEW
                                                    Unicode doesn't work in titles, but you get my drift by Hi, Claire! 04/08/2010, 11:41am PDT NEW
                                                    luky NT by luke 04/08/2010, 3:17pm PDT NEW
                                Perhaps your crazy brother can help you out of this jam! by Mischief Maker 04/07/2010, 12:36pm PDT NEW
                        Take her to Walmart. by Mischief Maker 04/06/2010, 11:07am PDT NEW
                        Johnny Knoxville is currently dating and has a baby with Irene. by Fussbett 04/06/2010, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Mister Helper 04/06/2010, 4:29pm PDT NEW
                        Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. by Fullofkittens 04/06/2010, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                            Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. NT by Now he's 99.9% unknown. 04/06/2010, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                By the thick-headed sub-plebes on this site, yes NT by Superior Man 04/07/2010, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                    NOT EVEN LIKE PARTIALLY PLEBIAN? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/07/2010, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                        Thank god this particular strand of DNA will live on by Let's hope she's a girl 04/07/2010, 11:40am PDT NEW
                        Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now you're a loser. Go away. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/07/2010, 12:17pm PDT NEW
                Pregnancy fantasy fulfilled. The thrill is gone. NT by Mischief Maker 04/05/2010, 9:16am PDT NEW
        You made your chinawoman wear a burqa? Pig. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/04/2010, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        What are the row of couches for watching? Slave fights? Probably soccer :( NT by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 12:39pm PDT NEW
        By the way, that cop - by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2010, 7:06pm PDT NEW
        You can always abandon the baby. It's a foreign country. NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/07/2010, 12:00am PDT NEW
            Or go the Comedian route NT by Entropy Stew 04/07/2010, 10:58am PDT NEW
 
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