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Thanks PP! by Quétinbec 04/07/2010, 8:41pm PDT
up with pod people wrote:

if there's a baby, it's not in her vagina, you cunt. it's in her uterus.


If you're talking to someone with English as a second language and you don't feel like explaining fancy vocab, you scale back your language.

up with pod people wrote:

but no matter; these aren't concerns you should be focusing upon. instead: what possible proof do you have of any of this? any of it. if I were you I'd be demanding a picture of Claire holding a positive test and a copy of today's newspaper, after ensuring she has no available pregnant friends to piss up a stick for her. there is no reason a medical facility would take days to report on her status -- none. the doctor had me pee on a two-minute stick in the office; a hospital would have a blood lab available for same-day results if, for some reason, they didn't trust a urine test.

none of this is adding up.


I really hope you're right. My HIV and Hep blood tests were done overnight too. She said her doctor also said she couldn't use a laptop if she's pregnant which I thought was very strange.

The reason I buy her story is because I know her period was 3 weeks overdue while she was here and I don't rate her as that good of a liar. Also, what does she gain by lying to me about this for so long? Irene faked pregnancies to 'test' my love for her, but she backed down as soon as she saw me start to worry. For stringing me along like this for so long, if I found out Claire's full of shit, I wouldn't want anything to do with her, and there's no way she can fake a pregnancy. There's either a baby in 9 months or she's a liar.

I really hope you're right, though, because while the idea of this kid isn't freaking me out as much as it should, I am spending way too much time thinking about it. I don't want to accuse her of lying to me, though, in case she's telling the truth. I'll mention to her how strange it is for a hospital to take so long with the blood tests and that "a friend of mine" thinks she's lying to me to test my love.
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Oman & Bahrain by Quétinbec 12/04/2009, 7:32am PST NEW
    More like this, plz. by Chairman mao 12/04/2009, 8:43am PST NEW
    gorgeous lady cops! by up with pod people 12/04/2009, 8:45am PST NEW
        tl;dr by Now you're playing with power 12/04/2009, 1:22pm PST NEW
    Re: Oman & Bahrain by laudablepuss 12/04/2009, 1:40pm PST NEW
        WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT NT by Fullofkittens 12/04/2009, 5:53pm PST NEW
        This is funny, but not me. In case anybody cares. NT by laudablepuss 12/04/2009, 11:57pm PST NEW
    THIS IS.... by bombMexico 12/04/2009, 4:56pm PST NEW
        OH BILLY NT by Midnight Express 12/04/2009, 11:11pm PST NEW
    HI CALTROPS!! by Quétinbec 04/04/2010, 9:35am PDT NEW
        O_O NT by Yoda 04/04/2010, 9:54am PDT NEW
        Stabby the Whore is Pregnant??? by Mischief Maker 04/04/2010, 10:00am PDT NEW
        You're going to have a beautiful girl, who grows up to be the Queen of Cups. by Tarot Dad 04/04/2010, 10:39am PDT NEW
        Congratulations, buddy. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2010, 12:10pm PDT NEW
            Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Quétinbec 04/05/2010, 7:09am PDT NEW
                you're not heartless, hardened, or even atypical by up with pod people 04/05/2010, 8:31am PDT NEW
                Re: Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Mysterious Stranger 04/05/2010, 9:06am PDT NEW
                    Oops I wrote that. NT by Last 04/05/2010, 9:07am PDT NEW
                    Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Quétinbec 04/06/2010, 10:11am PDT NEW
                        amoxycillin is safe for pregnancy by up with pod people 04/06/2010, 10:25am PDT NEW
                            Here's a scary log... by Qu¨¦tinbec 04/07/2010, 11:41am PDT NEW
                                remedial biology class part XXVII by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                                    Thanks PP! by Quétinbec 04/07/2010, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                        I don't know why any of this is a problem for you, frankly. by Fullofkittens 04/07/2010, 9:01pm PDT NEW
                                            QB is better, for Caltrops, than any of those "great" men. In my opinion. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/07/2010, 9:54pm PDT NEW
                                            all you people, get your asians straight. by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT NEW
                                            Stabby isn't the Taiwan girl. NT by Wes Montgomery, superstar. 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT NEW
                                        more useful facts by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 10:45pm PDT NEW
                                            What do you make of this. I have no idea. by Quétinbec 04/08/2010, 7:20am PDT NEW
                                                at this point I do not know if you are pretending at ignorance by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:31am PDT NEW
                                                    addendum. by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:37am PDT NEW
                                                        I believe her. by Quétinbec 04/09/2010, 8:20am PDT NEW
                                                            This is kind of sad by The Happiness Engine 04/09/2010, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Gigolo plan was formed before the Bahrain job by Mischief Maker 04/09/2010, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                    yes, this by up with pod people 04/09/2010, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Yeah, something like that. by Quétinbec 04/10/2010, 5:47am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Yeah, something like that. by Mischief Maker 04/10/2010, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Yeah, something like that. by Fussbett 04/10/2010, 5:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Guys, fuck you if you think I can't pick fake orgasms. by Quétinbec 04/11/2010, 9:36am PDT NEW
                                                                                Living in shitland for money isn't selling out. NT by Freedom is slavery. 04/11/2010, 9:46am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Yeah, something like that. by Noi Dau Don 04/10/2010, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                                            The doctor said he'd never heard of someone getting two positives and not being NT by Ha ha, I wonder why? 04/09/2010, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                                                    Step 1: Fake Pregnancy. Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT! NT by Pregnancy Gnome 04/09/2010, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                                                The cutest possible way in which to puff up with indignation by Bananadine 04/08/2010, 9:33am PDT NEW
                                                Caltrops, number 1 result for 雯勵 NT by Hi, Claire! 04/08/2010, 11:40am PDT NEW
                                                    Unicode doesn't work in titles, but you get my drift by Hi, Claire! 04/08/2010, 11:41am PDT NEW
                                                    luky NT by luke 04/08/2010, 3:17pm PDT NEW
                                Perhaps your crazy brother can help you out of this jam! by Mischief Maker 04/07/2010, 12:36pm PDT NEW
                        Take her to Walmart. by Mischief Maker 04/06/2010, 11:07am PDT NEW
                        Johnny Knoxville is currently dating and has a baby with Irene. by Fussbett 04/06/2010, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Mister Helper 04/06/2010, 4:29pm PDT NEW
                        Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. by Fullofkittens 04/06/2010, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                            Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. NT by Now he's 99.9% unknown. 04/06/2010, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                By the thick-headed sub-plebes on this site, yes NT by Superior Man 04/07/2010, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                    NOT EVEN LIKE PARTIALLY PLEBIAN? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/07/2010, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                        Thank god this particular strand of DNA will live on by Let's hope she's a girl 04/07/2010, 11:40am PDT NEW
                        Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now you're a loser. Go away. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/07/2010, 12:17pm PDT NEW
                Pregnancy fantasy fulfilled. The thrill is gone. NT by Mischief Maker 04/05/2010, 9:16am PDT NEW
        You made your chinawoman wear a burqa? Pig. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/04/2010, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        What are the row of couches for watching? Slave fights? Probably soccer :( NT by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 12:39pm PDT NEW
        By the way, that cop - by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2010, 7:06pm PDT NEW
        You can always abandon the baby. It's a foreign country. NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/07/2010, 12:00am PDT NEW
            Or go the Comedian route NT by Entropy Stew 04/07/2010, 10:58am PDT NEW
 
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