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by Quétinbec 12/04/2009, 7:32am PST |
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In the south of Oman, mountain women wear burkas like this:
They're more practical than the more common ninja suit masks because you can eat and drink without having to remove them, but they have the ridiculous effect of making the most powerless people in the country look like superheroes.
We asked a family about some dunes to drive on. The Father was very friendly and told us to follow him and his family to some dunes near his house. So, he gets in his ute, his son hops in the passanger seat, and his wife rides in the back.
The arabic number for 6 is 7 and the arabic number for 5 is 0, and 4 is a backwards 3. It can cause you some problems.
This is a typical Arabic 'lounge', which they call a council:
Only men can come to the council. The women pass messages to you through their cousins or brothers. You never get to see them. A guy would come in and say, "My sister wants to know what you thought of the tea." and you'd say, "I thought it was great." and he would leave to pass your response back.
There are often pictures like this in councils:
QB: Who is this?
Arab: It's [some famous cleric].
QB: Why is he holding a gun?
A: It's for the Jew, Mr Quentin. Do you know the jew?
QB: Yes.
A: It's for the Jew.
Islamic banks are worse than you can imagine. I like to whine, but like a rape victim, I now prefer to stay silent about what they are doing to me. Massive amounts of cash are kept around the house out of necessity and as a way of tempting and impressing Filipinos.
This is a Filipino nurse who has been impressed, but has not yet been fucked because of her belief in the importance of her viginity. We're still together but I have sex with prostitutes instead. It's a win, win, win situation.
If you're bored, you can race around the dunes:
It's too much for some...
And just enough for others...
I love Arabic policewomen! They're only allowed to patrol with other women, and they're always given the shittiest of guard duties, but I love them still.
If the King hasn't given you a house yet (there's a waiting list of 30,000) you live in a mud house and wait. You don't work hard and pay for one yourself. You're not a chump.
Arabs are the laziest people I've ever met. There are quotas that require a certain number of Arabs to work in any company, though, so they don't have to improve themselves - they just have to protest whenever unemployment gets above 5% and then the King will increase the Arab quota. Their laziness and incompetence is recognized even by Arabic upper management (who'll usually have studied, lived, and worked overseas at some point), so they'll create harmless bullshit jobs for them to satisfy the qouta. There'll be the guy who looks after toner cartriges for floors 3-7 and a different guy for floors 8-12, etc... There are 7 Arabs in the "health and safety" department of my building. None of them are health professionals. They're fire extinguisher mantainince, etc...
To make the H&S Arabs feel important (they have NOTHING else to do), someone greenlighted compulsary weekly H&S meetings, which are full of shit like this:
H&S guy: [points at a lightswitch] Is this is a harz-hard?
Crowd: Yes.
H&S: Yes. It is a harz-hard. [points again at the lightswitch] Is this is a chance?
Crowd: A what?
H&S: IS THIS IS A CHANCE?!
Crowd: No, it's a lightswitch.
H&S: NO! NEVER! IT'S A CHANCE! IT'S A CHANCE ALWAYS!
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Oman & Bahrain by Quétinbec 12/04/2009, 7:32am PST 
More like this, plz. by Chairman mao 12/04/2009, 8:43am PST
gorgeous lady cops! by up with pod people 12/04/2009, 8:45am PST
tl;dr by Now you're playing with power 12/04/2009, 1:22pm PST
Re: Oman & Bahrain by laudablepuss 12/04/2009, 1:40pm PST
WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT NT by Fullofkittens 12/04/2009, 5:53pm PST
This is funny, but not me. In case anybody cares. NT by laudablepuss 12/04/2009, 11:57pm PST
THIS IS.... by bombMexico 12/04/2009, 4:56pm PST
OH BILLY NT by Midnight Express 12/04/2009, 11:11pm PST
HI CALTROPS!! by Quétinbec 04/04/2010, 9:35am PDT
O_O NT by Yoda 04/04/2010, 9:54am PDT
Stabby the Whore is Pregnant??? by Mischief Maker 04/04/2010, 10:00am PDT
You're going to have a beautiful girl, who grows up to be the Queen of Cups. by Tarot Dad 04/04/2010, 10:39am PDT
Congratulations, buddy. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2010, 12:10pm PDT
Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Quétinbec 04/05/2010, 7:09am PDT
you're not heartless, hardened, or even atypical by up with pod people 04/05/2010, 8:31am PDT
Re: Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Mysterious Stranger 04/05/2010, 9:06am PDT
Oops I wrote that. NT by Last 04/05/2010, 9:07am PDT
Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Quétinbec 04/06/2010, 10:11am PDT
amoxycillin is safe for pregnancy by up with pod people 04/06/2010, 10:25am PDT
Here's a scary log... by Qu¨¦tinbec 04/07/2010, 11:41am PDT
remedial biology class part XXVII by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 12:24pm PDT
Thanks PP! by Quétinbec 04/07/2010, 8:41pm PDT
I don't know why any of this is a problem for you, frankly. by Fullofkittens 04/07/2010, 9:01pm PDT
QB is better, for Caltrops, than any of those "great" men. In my opinion. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/07/2010, 9:54pm PDT
all you people, get your asians straight. by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT
Stabby isn't the Taiwan girl. NT by Wes Montgomery, superstar. 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT
more useful facts by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 10:45pm PDT
What do you make of this. I have no idea. by Quétinbec 04/08/2010, 7:20am PDT
at this point I do not know if you are pretending at ignorance by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:31am PDT
addendum. by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:37am PDT
I believe her. by Quétinbec 04/09/2010, 8:20am PDT
This is kind of sad by The Happiness Engine 04/09/2010, 12:40pm PDT
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Gigolo plan was formed before the Bahrain job by Mischief Maker 04/09/2010, 1:22pm PDT
yes, this by up with pod people 04/09/2010, 1:55pm PDT
Yeah, something like that. by Quétinbec 04/10/2010, 5:47am PDT
Re: Yeah, something like that. by Mischief Maker 04/10/2010, 12:45pm PDT
Re: Yeah, something like that. by Fussbett 04/10/2010, 5:48pm PDT
Guys, fuck you if you think I can't pick fake orgasms. by Quétinbec 04/11/2010, 9:36am PDT
Living in shitland for money isn't selling out. NT by Freedom is slavery. 04/11/2010, 9:46am PDT
Re: Yeah, something like that. by Noi Dau Don 04/10/2010, 6:25pm PDT
The doctor said he'd never heard of someone getting two positives and not being NT by Ha ha, I wonder why? 04/09/2010, 1:16pm PDT
Step 1: Fake Pregnancy. Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT! NT by Pregnancy Gnome 04/09/2010, 6:55pm PDT
The cutest possible way in which to puff up with indignation by Bananadine 04/08/2010, 9:33am PDT
Caltrops, number 1 result for 雯勵 NT by Hi, Claire! 04/08/2010, 11:40am PDT
Unicode doesn't work in titles, but you get my drift by Hi, Claire! 04/08/2010, 11:41am PDT
luky NT by luke 04/08/2010, 3:17pm PDT
Perhaps your crazy brother can help you out of this jam! by Mischief Maker 04/07/2010, 12:36pm PDT
Take her to Walmart. by Mischief Maker 04/06/2010, 11:07am PDT
Johnny Knoxville is currently dating and has a baby with Irene. by Fussbett 04/06/2010, 2:46pm PDT
Re: Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Mister Helper 04/06/2010, 4:29pm PDT
Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. by Fullofkittens 04/06/2010, 5:11pm PDT
Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. NT by Now he's 99.9% unknown. 04/06/2010, 5:14pm PDT
By the thick-headed sub-plebes on this site, yes NT by Superior Man 04/07/2010, 2:06pm PDT
NOT EVEN LIKE PARTIALLY PLEBIAN? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/07/2010, 3:27pm PDT
Thank god this particular strand of DNA will live on by Let's hope she's a girl 04/07/2010, 11:40am PDT
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now you're a loser. Go away. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/07/2010, 12:17pm PDT
Pregnancy fantasy fulfilled. The thrill is gone. NT by Mischief Maker 04/05/2010, 9:16am PDT
You made your chinawoman wear a burqa? Pig. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/04/2010, 12:42pm PDT
What are the row of couches for watching? Slave fights? Probably soccer :( NT by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 12:39pm PDT
By the way, that cop - by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2010, 7:06pm PDT
You can always abandon the baby. It's a foreign country. NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/07/2010, 12:00am PDT
Or go the Comedian route NT by Entropy Stew 04/07/2010, 10:58am PDT
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