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Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 10:24pm PDT
I need clarification wrote:


Shockingly, I'm sure she's aware. We don't talk about my wanks a lot, though.


Yeah, the best way to avoid fronting up is assuming people are aware. I do it all the time. It's great thinking they're stupid when they finally find out and go ape. "Everyone does it! How could you not have known?!"

I need clarification wrote:


But what if she really is hot? Can you afford to take that gamble? Have you ever fucked a hot chick, Quentinbec?


I don't feel like I've fucked an incredible looking girl yet and I think that's an important thing to do, so it's just a matter of when, in what country, and perhaps, how much. It's one of many things I have to look forward to. Remember when you had things to look foward to? Actual FUN things, not shit like, "My Son's 10th birthday." Those were the days. Those are my days.

I'm very happy with the average beauty level of my past fucks, though.

I need clarification wrote:


Don't lie about Irene, please. Love may be obscuring your vision but the rest of us who don't love diseased morons aren't wanking to her pics.


I've never said Irene's pretty - just that she's prettier than your wife. If you doubt this and want an independent opinion, we can ask Jerry who's seen pictures of them both. I can be as honest about Irene as I like because she's just a very good friend. You've married your girl so have to talk her up to avoid regrets.

I need clarification wrote:


Although I have to admit during one session I thought of some broken down piece of shit car with "I fucked your sister" spray-painted on the hood and it didn't prevent me from finishing.


Hahahaha! I totally forgot about that car hood! My Caltrops memory bank is finally paying dividends! It was written in black permanent marker.

Quétinbec wrote:

I'd rather have the fantasy of a fuck with a hot woman than the reality of fucking a Filipino (!!) in Bahrain after months of solitude and, let's face it, a shitload of crying.


To each his own.
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Koba, did you or your friends ever fuck an Arab? by Quétinbec 07/11/2009, 3:53pm PDT NEW
    Koba, it's time to answer this question. NT by Quétinbec 07/13/2009, 2:25pm PDT NEW
        Oh, sorry, no. by E. L. Koba 07/14/2009, 12:06am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh, sorry, no. by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 3:01am PDT NEW
                Yes Koba, did you masturbate literally 100% of your waking hours? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 3:12am PDT NEW
                    We already know that QB wanks while thinking about soldiers by E. L. Koba 07/14/2009, 1:56pm PDT NEW
                        Maid fantasies by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                            You make it sound more complicated than it really is by Jerry Whorebach 07/14/2009, 4:39pm PDT NEW
                            Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by I need clarification 07/14/2009, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                                Not even gypsies? NT by Mysterio 07/14/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 6:40pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec Sr. 07/14/2009, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                                    Like trying to insult Howard Stern on his own show. You lose everytime, man. NT by Don't do it. 07/14/2009, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                                        If you do it on someone else's show though Howard loses. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                                            Good idea, I'll go post on POE about what a castrated shell of a man INC is. NT by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 9:14pm PDT NEW
                                                Funny Ators only, please. NT by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                                                    Why, so you can sweep in and take credit for something clever you didn't post? by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 12:28pm PDT NEW
                                    INC's Jewish. (Not white) NT by Fortinbras 07/14/2009, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by I need clarification 07/15/2009, 1:48am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 10:24pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by I need clarification 07/16/2009, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                                            I read "To each his own" as "You're right, I'm a fucking loser" NT by Fortinbras 07/17/2009, 12:01am PDT NEW
                                                If you read everything that way, you'd save us a lot of time. NT by Quétinbec 07/17/2009, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                                                    Haha NT by I need clarification 07/17/2009, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Maid fantasies by Quétinbec Sr. 07/14/2009, 5:54pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Driver drivel by Honk Honk 07/14/2009, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                                Hey, no money outs! It's fun to see him wrestle with the problems of a teenager NT by Fussbett 07/14/2009, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Driver drivel by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 9:56pm PDT NEW
    mark all as read, minimize NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 8:13pm PDT NEW
        What will you do with the time you saved? NT by Fussbett 07/14/2009, 9:13pm PDT NEW
            BOIL AN EGG NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                Paint a picture NT by fight club 07/15/2009, 10:27am PDT NEW
            I'm learning French. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 9:58pm PDT NEW
            1NrcvFXdRe0 by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 10:44pm PDT NEW
                the hepburn family are all admitted socialists, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN etc by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 11:04pm PDT NEW
                    He's gone insane. NT by Fortinbras 07/14/2009, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                        I wish Josh would PROPERLY ignore all my threads forever. NT by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 12:18am PDT NEW
                            Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up faster. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 12:19am PDT NEW
                            yes, tampering with your utterly unreadable threads with my quality posts by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/15/2009, 1:27am PDT NEW
                                You're a faggot cocksucker douchebag. NT by Worm 07/15/2009, 1:40pm PDT NEW
                                mark all as read, minimize NT by quality posts 07/15/2009, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                                Re: yes, tampering with your utterly unreadable threads with my quality posts by Caltrops Reality Check Team 07/15/2009, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                    ...unless he keeps insulting his girlfriend so badly that he makes himself cry. NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 6:37pm PDT NEW
 
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