Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="I need clarification"] Shockingly, I'm sure she's aware. We don't talk about my wanks a lot, though.[/quote] Yeah, the best way to avoid fronting up is <i>assuming</i> people are aware. I do it all the time. It's great thinking <i>they're</i> stupid when they finally find out and go ape. "Everyone does it! <i>How could you not have known</i>?!" [quote name="I need clarification"] But what if she really is hot? Can you afford to take that gamble? Have you ever fucked a hot chick, Quentinbec?[/quote] I don't feel like I've fucked an incredible looking girl yet and I think that's an important thing to do, so it's just a matter of when, in what country, and <i>perhaps</i>, how much. It's one of many things I have to look forward to. Remember when you had things to look foward to? Actual FUN things, not shit like, "My Son's 10th birthday." Those were the days. Those are my days. I'm very happy with the average beauty level of my past fucks, though. [quote name="I need clarification"] Don't lie about Irene, please. Love may be obscuring your vision but the rest of us who don't love diseased morons aren't wanking to her pics. [/quote] I've never said Irene's pretty - just that she's prettier than your wife. If you doubt this and want an independent opinion, we can ask Jerry who's seen pictures of them both. I can be as honest about Irene as I like because she's just a very good friend. You've married your girl so have to talk her up to avoid regrets. [quote name="I need clarification"] Although I have to admit during one session I thought of some broken down piece of shit car with "I fucked your sister" spray-painted on the hood and it didn't prevent me from finishing.[/quote] Hahahaha! I totally forgot about that car hood! My Caltrops memory bank is finally paying dividends! It was written in black permanent marker. [quote name="Quétinbec"]I'd rather have the fantasy of a fuck with a hot woman than the reality of fucking a Filipino (!!) in Bahrain after months of solitude and, let's face it, a shitload of crying.[/quote] To each his own.[/quote]