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by E. L. Koba 07/14/2009, 12:06am PDT |
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Short list of whoring that I heard of in Iraq (did all these posts get deleted by Umberto's penis?):
- $4 whorehouse south of Baghdad (Lizard King: near bridge 16A off MSR Tampa if you are in the area)
- Zena, the most beautiful whore in all of Baghdad (who was pretty hot!)
- The sheik who offered us a virgin bride for 1 million dinars
- Most of the contractor run bars in / next to the green zone have ladies of questionable virtue hanging around
- I was out at the "duty free shop" near the Baghdad airport loading up on alcohol, and a Triple Canopy guy asked the cashier how much for one of the ladies that worked there. He got ran right the fuck out of there. In his defense the girls WERE dressed like whores: jeans with skirts over them!
If what you want to know is "How can I, Quentinbec, pick up an arab girl?" - according to people I know that worked in Kuwait (which sounds roughly analogous to Bahrain) the routine goes something like this:
Go to the local TGI Fridays or whatever and hang out drinking a coca-cola (no alcohol, of course). There will be girls there, but since they aren't allowed to go out un-chaperoned they will be there with their brothers. If you can manage to catch a girls eye, you can't actually talk to her. You have to walk past and drop her your telephone # slyly so her brothers don't catch you and beat the shit out of you. Now you can text away! The other option is to somehow use bluetooth to spam out pictures of roses or someshit to whatever phone is in range, and hope that it is the girl you have your eye on. But I'm really not sure how that works.
One thing to remember is that there is no middle class in arab countries. Either people are poor as sand, or rich as fuck. So don't bother with your lies about being an engineer - in their eyes you're either wealthy beyond their imagination, or, the help. |
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Koba, did you or your friends ever fuck an Arab? by Quétinbec 07/11/2009, 3:53pm PDT 
Koba, it's time to answer this question. NT by Quétinbec 07/13/2009, 2:25pm PDT
Oh, sorry, no. by E. L. Koba 07/14/2009, 12:06am PDT
Re: Oh, sorry, no. by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 3:01am PDT
Yes Koba, did you masturbate literally 100% of your waking hours? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 3:12am PDT
We already know that QB wanks while thinking about soldiers by E. L. Koba 07/14/2009, 1:56pm PDT
Maid fantasies by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 3:40pm PDT
You make it sound more complicated than it really is by Jerry Whorebach 07/14/2009, 4:39pm PDT
Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by I need clarification 07/14/2009, 4:45pm PDT
Not even gypsies? NT by Mysterio 07/14/2009, 5:14pm PDT
Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 6:40pm PDT
Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec Sr. 07/14/2009, 7:16pm PDT
Like trying to insult Howard Stern on his own show. You lose everytime, man. NT by Don't do it. 07/14/2009, 9:02pm PDT
If you do it on someone else's show though Howard loses. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 9:12pm PDT
Good idea, I'll go post on POE about what a castrated shell of a man INC is. NT by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 9:14pm PDT
Funny Ators only, please. NT by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 9:57pm PDT
Why, so you can sweep in and take credit for something clever you didn't post? by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 12:28pm PDT
INC's Jewish. (Not white) NT by Fortinbras 07/14/2009, 9:52pm PDT
Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by I need clarification 07/15/2009, 1:48am PDT
Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 10:24pm PDT
Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work by I need clarification 07/16/2009, 11:54pm PDT
I read "To each his own" as "You're right, I'm a fucking loser" NT by Fortinbras 07/17/2009, 12:01am PDT
If you read everything that way, you'd save us a lot of time. NT by Quétinbec 07/17/2009, 2:45pm PDT
Haha NT by I need clarification 07/17/2009, 2:51pm PDT
Re: Maid fantasies by Quétinbec Sr. 07/14/2009, 5:54pm PDT
Re: Driver drivel by Honk Honk 07/14/2009, 9:20pm PDT
Hey, no money outs! It's fun to see him wrestle with the problems of a teenager NT by Fussbett 07/14/2009, 9:33pm PDT
Re: Driver drivel by Quétinbec 07/14/2009, 9:56pm PDT
mark all as read, minimize NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 8:13pm PDT
What will you do with the time you saved? NT by Fussbett 07/14/2009, 9:13pm PDT
BOIL AN EGG NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 9:25pm PDT
Paint a picture NT by fight club 07/15/2009, 10:27am PDT
I'm learning French. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 9:58pm PDT
1NrcvFXdRe0 by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 10:44pm PDT
the hepburn family are all admitted socialists, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN etc by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/14/2009, 11:04pm PDT
He's gone insane. NT by Fortinbras 07/14/2009, 11:38pm PDT
I wish Josh would PROPERLY ignore all my threads forever. NT by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 12:18am PDT
Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up faster. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 12:19am PDT
yes, tampering with your utterly unreadable threads with my quality posts by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/15/2009, 1:27am PDT
You're a faggot cocksucker douchebag. NT by Worm 07/15/2009, 1:40pm PDT
mark all as read, minimize NT by quality posts 07/15/2009, 2:13pm PDT
Re: yes, tampering with your utterly unreadable threads with my quality posts by Caltrops Reality Check Team 07/15/2009, 6:25pm PDT
...unless he keeps insulting his girlfriend so badly that he makes himself cry. NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 6:37pm PDT
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