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[quote name="E. L. Koba"]Short list of whoring that I heard of in Iraq (did all these posts get deleted by Umberto's penis?): <ul> <li>$4 whorehouse south of Baghdad (Lizard King: near bridge 16A off MSR Tampa if you are in the area)</li> <li>Zena, the most beautiful whore in all of Baghdad (who was pretty hot!)</li> <li>The sheik who offered us a virgin bride for 1 million dinars</li> <li>Most of the contractor run bars in / next to the green zone have ladies of questionable virtue hanging around</li> <li>I was out at the "duty free shop" near the Baghdad airport loading up on alcohol, and a Triple Canopy guy asked the cashier how much for one of the ladies that worked there. He got ran right the fuck out of there. In his defense the girls WERE dressed like whores: jeans with skirts over them!</li> </ul> If what you want to know is "How can I, Quentinbec, pick up an arab girl?" - according to people I know that worked in Kuwait (which sounds roughly analogous to Bahrain) the routine goes something like this: Go to the local TGI Fridays or whatever and hang out drinking a coca-cola (no alcohol, of course). There will be girls there, but since they aren't allowed to go out un-chaperoned they will be there with their brothers. If you can manage to catch a girls eye, you can't actually talk to her. You have to walk past and drop her your telephone # slyly so her brothers don't catch you and beat the shit out of you. Now you can text away! The other option is to somehow use bluetooth to spam out pictures of roses or someshit to whatever phone is in range, and hope that it is the girl you have your eye on. But I'm really not sure how that works. One thing to remember is that there is no middle class in arab countries. Either people are poor as sand, or rich as fuck. So don't bother with your lies about being an engineer - in their eyes you're either wealthy beyond their imagination, or, the help. [/quote]