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Then 135ml beer cans will blow your mind! by Quétinbec 06/27/2009, 8:33pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

What are those, 250ml cans? Like we had in the 70s?! Ugh, I would be drinking a standard of two cans like a western glutton, all the time. Awful. And that's the Diet Pepsi colouring over here. I would be lost in Korea.


What kind of faggot would drink a 135ml can of beer? An actual one.

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They're the ultimate faggot drink because not only do they look ridiculous before you even pick them up, but they're too small to get your hand around fully so your pinky pokes out when you drink them. There were Koreans who'd buy little 12 packs of them and drink them on the street like it was no big thing.

Beer comes in all sizes, but soft drinks only come in that one annoying size, which sucked because alcohol at Noribungs (Korean karaoke/sex clubs) costs heaps, so we'd sneak rum in and transfer it to those tiny cans (the only non-transparent vessel they sold) and spill it everywhere like fucking idiots but when the girls came in to check on us/"hit" on us, they thought we were still sitting on the Pepsis we first bought from them, like gentlemen. The rooms only cost about $8/hour so they push drinks hard so all you can do is pretend to want to stay sober.

While looking for that photo, I found a photo of a Noribung blowjob negotiation:

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Good luck selling blowjobs to a homo! I was never there when someone followed through with a girl at a Karaoke bar. The girls wanted paid upfront and it was up to them if anything happened later, so you were really just paying for the chance to get sucked off in front of your friends while someone sings Moonriver. We heard some awesome stories, and looking back now it would have been worth a try, but back then we were shallow enough to decide against paying $50 for a whore you had to impress when for $20 down the road you could get a guaranteed fuck.
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Korea Part 1 by Quétinbec 06/24/2009, 7:03pm PDT NEW
    Re: Korea Part 1 by Last 06/25/2009, 7:50am PDT NEW
        Yeah, what was his punishment for that? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2009, 9:17am PDT NEW
            No reciprocation in the shower the next day. :( NT by Condom-buying Korean 06/25/2009, 9:35am PDT NEW
        I shit you not: he was knocked out by a homosexual! by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:30pm PDT NEW
            Punched clean out of his shorts, hampsters...hampsters everywhere NT by bombMexico 06/25/2009, 11:11pm PDT NEW
            OH GOD DO IT TO JULIA, DO IT TO JULIA NT by Fortinbras 06/26/2009, 12:49am PDT NEW
    "Yo, whachu need? Self-respect? Naw, ladies, fresh out." by Fussbett 06/25/2009, 11:24am PDT NEW
        "Bow down, bow down! NT by I'm the Gravis UltraSound!" 06/25/2009, 1:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: "Yo, whachu need? Self-respect? Naw, ladies, fresh out." by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:36pm PDT NEW
    How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by bombMexico 06/25/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:40pm PDT NEW
            Re: How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by bombMexico 06/25/2009, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                Re: How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 6:50pm PDT NEW
                    Haha "you had better not!" NT by I need clarification 06/25/2009, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                        Who's trying to kill you Mr. Donut Man? I don't know but they better not. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/26/2009, 8:37am PDT NEW
                    Why was #2 redacted in Korean? NT by Mischief Maker 06/26/2009, 8:08am PDT NEW
    Korea Part 2 by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 6:46pm PDT NEW
        It's "You got a fast car" by Ray of Light 06/26/2009, 10:36am PDT NEW
            Fuck, you're technically right! But she sounds much less desperate stating it. NT by Quétinbec 06/26/2009, 8:42pm PDT NEW
    Korea Part 3 by Quétinbec 06/26/2009, 8:41pm PDT NEW
        Re: Korea Part 3 by Mischief Maker 06/26/2009, 10:33pm PDT NEW
            Re: Korea Part 3 by Quétinbec 06/27/2009, 3:32pm PDT NEW
        Small cans by Fussbett 06/27/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
            What the hell kind of brothel serves Pepsi anyway by Siskel and Ebert 06/27/2009, 6:17pm PDT NEW
            Then 135ml beer cans will blow your mind! by Quétinbec 06/27/2009, 8:33pm PDT NEW
        mcdonalds' beach made me audibly gasp NT by up with pod people 06/27/2009, 7:29pm PDT NEW
            Re: mcdonalds' beach made me audibly gasp by Quétinbec 06/28/2009, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: mcdonalds' beach made me audibly gasp by Mysterious Stranger 06/28/2009, 10:59pm PDT NEW
                    CHING CHONG CHING NYAG GUO GWAI FING FONG NT by Caltrops Translator 06/29/2009, 1:19am PDT NEW
                Topical New York Times article on racial roommates by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 7:03pm PDT NEW
    Korea Part 4 by Quétinbec 06/28/2009, 7:25pm PDT NEW
        Re: Korea Part 4 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/28/2009, 8:38pm PDT NEW
        K-K-K-K-Kaos! NT by Zsenitan 06/29/2009, 11:47am PDT NEW
 
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