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by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:30pm PDT |
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Quétinbec wrote:
A few weeks later he snuck in and erased the entire memory card with about 6 months worth of photos. It makes me furious to this day.
You are right to be furious. That is completely unacceptable and I hope you got revenge.
I went into his room with the camera and angrily told him he'd deleted all my photos. He only claimed to have deleted "the photo I shouldn't have taken". I said they were just condoms and I didn't give a fuck about that shot but he deleted the whole card. He started screaming shit in Korean and kicked over a chair. His two roommates were there but he was older than them and they just pretended to go on with their homework like idiots to keep him from losing face. I stood there listening to his bullshit and hoping if he touches me that I'd be able to beat the shit out of him, but he didn't touch me because deep down he was a pussy who was ashamed of owning condoms.
We hung out with him because he had a car and took us to the supermarket. His family disowned his sister because they caught her smoking, so nice family
Revenge came later when he told us his Grandfather was dying so we got him drunk on Filipino rum in our room and he started running around grabbing dicks:
He was grabbing my dick but unfortunately I was drunk and thought it was hilarious. As he got drunker, he took off his pants and got a bit carried away.
I went to the bathroom for a piss, and I guess he thought this was his chance to misbehave (he mistook me for an authority figure because I was the oldest foriegner). I heard crashes, "Oh my God's!" and came out of the bathroom and saw sawdust everywhere, hamsters on the floor, and him unconscious by the bed. He'd emptied the gay foreigner's hamster cage over his head and the gay foreigner who'd already had more than enough of his shit KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT!!!
The next day, the gay foreigner owned up to knocking him but the Korean didn't believe him and said it was me!!! This made me angry for a million reasons, but a big one was that I was the only person there who liked him enough to be nice to him. I'd invited him! Everyone hated this fuckhead but me and he was pinning it all on me. We didn't speak to each other for about a week. There was a big whiteboard by the elevator and he'd write shit like "Go home foreign loser!" on it every day. When I was calmer, I told him how furious I was that he thought I knocked him out and was lying about it. He said he now believed gay had knocked him out but that he only did it because I told him to!! As if he was my minion because I was older! As if we give a shit about that! I was one year older than the gay!
We kind of made up over ping pong later (we needed to go to the supermarket), and I actually cried saying goodbye to him which was weird, but then you cut them a lot of slack because of cultural differences. |
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Korea Part 1 by Quétinbec 06/24/2009, 7:03pm PDT 
Re: Korea Part 1 by Last 06/25/2009, 7:50am PDT
Yeah, what was his punishment for that? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2009, 9:17am PDT
No reciprocation in the shower the next day. :( NT by Condom-buying Korean 06/25/2009, 9:35am PDT
I shit you not: he was knocked out by a homosexual! by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:30pm PDT
Punched clean out of his shorts, hampsters...hampsters everywhere NT by bombMexico 06/25/2009, 11:11pm PDT
OH GOD DO IT TO JULIA, DO IT TO JULIA NT by Fortinbras 06/26/2009, 12:49am PDT
"Yo, whachu need? Self-respect? Naw, ladies, fresh out." by Fussbett 06/25/2009, 11:24am PDT
"Bow down, bow down! NT by I'm the Gravis UltraSound!" 06/25/2009, 1:18pm PDT
Re: "Yo, whachu need? Self-respect? Naw, ladies, fresh out." by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:36pm PDT
How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by bombMexico 06/25/2009, 5:09pm PDT
Re: How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 5:40pm PDT
Re: How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by bombMexico 06/25/2009, 5:52pm PDT
Re: How about some pictures from scenic North Korea next time? by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 6:50pm PDT
Haha "you had better not!" NT by I need clarification 06/25/2009, 11:39pm PDT
Who's trying to kill you Mr. Donut Man? I don't know but they better not. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/26/2009, 8:37am PDT
Why was #2 redacted in Korean? NT by Mischief Maker 06/26/2009, 8:08am PDT
Korea Part 2 by Quétinbec 06/25/2009, 6:46pm PDT
It's "You got a fast car" by Ray of Light 06/26/2009, 10:36am PDT
Fuck, you're technically right! But she sounds much less desperate stating it. NT by Quétinbec 06/26/2009, 8:42pm PDT
Korea Part 3 by Quétinbec 06/26/2009, 8:41pm PDT
Re: Korea Part 3 by Mischief Maker 06/26/2009, 10:33pm PDT
Re: Korea Part 3 by Quétinbec 06/27/2009, 3:32pm PDT
Small cans by Fussbett 06/27/2009, 3:38pm PDT
What the hell kind of brothel serves Pepsi anyway by Siskel and Ebert 06/27/2009, 6:17pm PDT
Then 135ml beer cans will blow your mind! by Quétinbec 06/27/2009, 8:33pm PDT
mcdonalds' beach made me audibly gasp NT by up with pod people 06/27/2009, 7:29pm PDT
Re: mcdonalds' beach made me audibly gasp by Quétinbec 06/28/2009, 7:35pm PDT
Re: mcdonalds' beach made me audibly gasp by Mysterious Stranger 06/28/2009, 10:59pm PDT
CHING CHONG CHING NYAG GUO GWAI FING FONG NT by Caltrops Translator 06/29/2009, 1:19am PDT
Topical New York Times article on racial roommates by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 7:03pm PDT
Korea Part 4 by Quétinbec 06/28/2009, 7:25pm PDT
Re: Korea Part 4 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/28/2009, 8:38pm PDT
K-K-K-K-Kaos! NT by Zsenitan 06/29/2009, 11:47am PDT
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