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by The Joosh 01/16/2005, 11:07am PST |
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FABIO wrote:
7% Discussions on "old" (ten years or less) movies. Instead of a quick philosophy to go quip from mei-ling, now you get a one minute long rant on shitty movies from Para-medic.
5% People asking Snake about his gun/knife stance and Snake explaining that it's so he can switch from a pistol to knife quickly, because "sometimes in close quarters a knife is more useful than a gun". Bull fucking shit.
4% The female lead getting groped.
5% The bosses yelling out their name over and over again (The Pain! THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIN! *explode*)
15% More retarded conspiracy theories about shadow governments
In the order of the paragraphs:
1. The shitty movies are usually Godzilla. I forgot all the rest of the movies, there seemed to be a whole lot that she forced me to hold the triangle button to skip over. WHATEVER
2. I didn't get why snake used the knife for interrogating instead of just holding the gun to their heads. Cutting throats is fun tho.
3. What female lead is in this game? Certainly not Eva, and Boss doesn't get that sort of treatment (because she's so old she isn't as hot).
4. You totally forgot to say the bosses name again AFTER they explode. That stuck in my mind more than perhaps anything else in the whole fucking game. They don't yell it either, they just say it again. I suppose that old 60's tech prevented them from screaming it again after they had been blown into soup (!?), or else perhaps the American voice actors had more taste/class/talent than the senslessly screaming japanese voice actors. I still don't get what the fuck is up with that, but it still happens. By the way, these cobra unit bosses were all responsible for winning WW2, remember?
5. mike al-moor and howard "yearg" dean were the ghost writers for the screenplay. Clearly obviousoly. |
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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater by FABIO 01/13/2005, 2:26pm PST 
Beyond Good & Evil OR Psi-ops NT by FABIO 01/13/2005, 2:27pm PST
If someone has this beaten, I'd appreciate a total plot summary. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 01/13/2005, 2:48pm PST
1 problem, those games look awful :( NT by Question Asker 01/13/2005, 11:14pm PST
Your loss. PSI-Ops is awesome (except for the last stage). by whydirt 01/13/2005, 11:51pm PST
beauty fades, gameplay is forever NT by FABIO 01/14/2005, 1:03am PST
Final Fantasy VI's beauty never faded :( NT by Question Asker 01/14/2005, 1:23am PST
All the Final Fantasy games suck by whydirt 01/14/2005, 1:41am PST
try playing the opera sequence again today :( NT by FABIO 01/14/2005, 1:59am PST
Re: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater by Mysterio 01/13/2005, 3:01pm PST
yup NT by FABIO 01/13/2005, 3:17pm PST
You're pretty much right. Oddworld: Stranger is the best stealth game yet. by Eyo 01/13/2005, 3:12pm PST
I think it's about time the industry admitted by FABIO 01/13/2005, 3:28pm PST
Re: I think it's about time the industry admitted by Eyo 01/13/2005, 3:53pm PST
Re: I think it's about time the industry admitted by FABIO 01/13/2005, 10:30pm PST
Re: I think it's about time the industry admitted by Creexul :( 01/13/2005, 10:59pm PST
Re: I think it's about time the industry admitted by Mysterio 01/13/2005, 11:15pm PST
Re: I think it's about time the industry admitted by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 12:58am PST
Re: I think it's about time the industry admitted by Mysterio 01/14/2005, 2:37am PST
doesn't seem that bad by FABIO 01/14/2005, 9:35am PST
if you REALLY want to take a look at scary MGS3 fanboys by FABIO 01/14/2005, 2:33pm PST
That is where no one is being ironic. IRONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 3:18pm PST
That's POE news, I don't know how much that counts as "anyone." :( NT by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 3:15pm PST
The stealth isnt even that hard by The Joosh 01/14/2005, 8:31pm PST
Thief 3 is bearable, and Riddick by Lurker Shoomoser 01/14/2005, 12:10am PST
"Robbing The Cradle" alone makes Thief 3 my favorite stealth-oriented game ever NT by curst 01/14/2005, 9:26am PST
Re: "Robbing The Cradle" by who knows 03/26/2005, 12:12pm PST
Also try "Fallout" and "Quake" good too they much sing. NT by Torgor Thermopopopopstosholous 03/26/2005, 12:35pm PST
Hahahaha yeah that guy was STUPID. NT by Creexul :( 03/26/2005, 12:42pm PST
great review. most accurate and succinct MGS3 review i've ever read. by Question Asker 01/13/2005, 11:06pm PST
It helps to beat the game once so you know where the guards are by The Joosh 01/14/2005, 7:13pm PST
review of the controls by FABIO 01/16/2005, 8:59am PST
Summary: Video games still too hard for Fabio. by Lizard_King 02/13/2005, 7:19pm PST
breakdown of the cutscenes for William Hayt Jr. by FABIO 01/16/2005, 9:19am PST
Re: breakdown of the cutscenes for William Hayt Jr. by The Joosh 01/16/2005, 11:07am PST
more counter-intuitiveness by FABIO 01/16/2005, 12:13pm PST
Re: more counter-intuitiveness by Creexul :( 01/17/2005, 11:43pm PST
Re: breakdown of the cutscenes for William Hayt Jr. by Senor Barborito 01/16/2005, 11:43am PST
that pretty much sums up every SB debate ever by FABIO 01/16/2005, 12:20pm PST
Excellent post NT by Mysterio 01/16/2005, 5:23pm PST
This should be archived somehow. LIKE WIKIPEDIA NT by Creexul :( 01/18/2005, 2:03am PST
I just checked the Wikipedia entry for Senor Barborito. by whydirt 01/18/2005, 2:19am PST
Ah, the memories (tear) NT by Lizard_King 02/13/2005, 7:26pm PST
Thank you. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 01/16/2005, 2:57pm PST
Re: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater by somari 01/27/2005, 5:45pm PST
Re: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater by Mister Helper 01/27/2005, 6:56pm PST
Re: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater by stoli bomb 02/13/2005, 4:02pm PST
not worth $50 game purchase credit ----> Stoli Bomb NT by FABIO 02/13/2005, 5:22pm PST
Re: not worth $50 game purchase credit ----> Stoli Bomb by stoli bomb 02/13/2005, 5:25pm PST
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