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by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 7:34pm PDT |
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Why did young Kirk drive the car off a cliff?
He was trying to look cool
If he's just being a dick, why wait to the last second to jump out?
He was trying to look cool
Why did that red shirt jump directly to his fucking doom like an asshole?
He was trying to look cool
Why didn't they evacuate Romulus immediately when they knew about the supernova instead of forming a committee and outfitting a ship and waiting for Spock to travel over?
Who said they didn't? All the black (romulan) population was probably trying to wait it out on rooftop lawn chairs. And maybe it supernova'd faster than anticipated. Anyways, they got through all this in less than 45 seconds, why are you making it so hard. They found out there was a supernova today and Spock just happen to be putting around in his motorboat spaceship, there, ridiculous sci/fi plot now explained i guess we can enjoy ourselves now =(
Why did the villain blame Spock anyway?
Why blame the one vulcan that in charge of not blowing up Romulus? Are you serious?
Why didn't Nero just blow up the Federation immediately instead of waiting for their tech to advance 25 years?
They actually explained this! They had to wait on the otherside of the unstable wormhole until Spock popped out, then they could start all the revenge. I guess you were pretty busy furiously writing out all your notes
Why didn't the villain go to Romulus and give them his future tech right away and warn them about the supernova 130 years later?
HEH, future mining tech, they could have taken over the galaxy. And he had 129 years before that becomes really urgent.
Why did the teleporters fail to save Amanda falling at 2 m/s but manage to save suicide-bomber 20,000m/s Spock?
She (I'll assume this is Winona Ryders character, nerd?) was crushed immediately i guess, and psh i dunno maybe the ship's transporter can god who cares talk to the Spock ship and work something out?
Why did Nero's "mining ship" have so many phasers and photon torpedoes?
Pirates!
Why didn't anybody's shields ever stop a single thing?
I'd rather watch a missle shooting ending in an explosion over a bright blue shield glowing and going down to 62% a million times out of a million
Why didn't Scotty just beam the escape pod to the outpost as soon as it landed?
He was asleep, or trying to kill Kirk.
Ugh god that's enough. If it wasn't obvious to you by now this is why you are alone. Go back to Star Wars |
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ok spoilers about the star trek movie *spoilers* by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/07/2009, 10:38pm PDT 
I thought it was quite entertaining as well. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2009, 10:46am PDT 
I'll watch it when Stroke Guy does a youtube thing of it. :( by laudablepuss 05/08/2009, 4:40pm PDT 
It uses time travel and a prequel, the worst elements of Star Trek: Enterprise by Fortinbras 05/08/2009, 4:51pm PDT 
Apparently JJ Abrams is asking Trek fans not to watch the movie by Mischief Maker 05/08/2009, 5:02pm PDT 
Counterpoint by Fussbett 05/08/2009, 8:32pm PDT 
That guy from Big Hollywood's review - Scotty is Star Trek V Scotty, not TOS by Fortinbras 05/08/2009, 8:58pm PDT 
Confused Matthew review! (Audio Only) by Fortinbras 05/08/2009, 9:41pm PDT 
Also don't click that if you don't want it ruined for you NT by Fortinbras 05/08/2009, 9:41pm PDT 
Nemoy doesn't have a cameo, he has a major role. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2009, 10:55pm PDT 
It's NImoy. Some fan/transcriber you turbed out to be. by I need clarification 05/09/2009, 3:58pm PDT 
Haha "turbed"! I think that actually works better. NT by I need clarification 05/09/2009, 3:59pm PDT 
Why is The Onion video so much better than The Onion print? by I dunno 05/09/2009, 9:52pm PDT 
Futuristic Romulan spaceship from the FUTURE (no stairs, jumping more efficent) by bombMexico 05/10/2009, 12:59pm PDT 
Re: Futuristic Romulan spaceship from the FUTURE (no stairs, jumping more effice by laudablepuss 05/11/2009, 1:27am PDT 
my actual opinion so everyone else can discard their own by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/09/2009, 12:46am PDT 
Re: my actual opinion so everyone else can discard their own by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2009, 12:52am PDT 
Star Trek is supposed to have ineffectual half-hearted action sequences damnit! NT by I'm thoroughly outraged! 05/11/2009, 2:18pm PDT 
There's an Onion video linked in this thread that you're going to love, man. NT by Fussbett 05/11/2009, 2:47pm PDT 
You're right, I was snooped. by bink 05/11/2009, 2:56pm PDT 
Re: ok spoilers about the star trek movie *spoilers* by Last 05/15/2009, 9:00pm PDT 
Heh, fanbois/otakukin. NT by "Heh" guy 05/16/2009, 6:11am PDT 
Heh. Fanbois. Otakukin. *envelope* Name three things only faggots would say. NT by Carnac the Magnificent 05/16/2009, 10:55am PDT 
HEY FUCK YOU MAN I mean that person is probably not a faggot. NT by Worm 05/16/2009, 6:53pm PDT 
let me answer these as clinically and as boring as possible *phasers to gay* by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 7:34pm PDT 
I am a nerd, says guy falling all over himself defending Star Trek. by Last 05/16/2009, 8:06pm PDT 
TOP QUOTING INVOLVED you've all been warned by bombMexico 05/16/2009, 9:27pm PDT 
"shields down to x percent" almost killed the star trek franchise by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 8:02am PDT 
The 2 parter NG Borg finale had it = NT by FABIO 05/17/2009, 1:14pm PDT 
Back when it meant something. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 1:20pm PDT 
Movie could be 45 minutes shorter by Ray of Light 05/19/2009, 11:39am PDT 
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