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Re: aw. deceived! maybe: violated? by Quétinbec 04/25/2009, 12:38am PDT
up with pod people wrote:


so about those rape fantasies, amirite! you're probably the first man I've encountered who concentrates so thoroughly on his masturbation fodder. growing it, nurturing it, evolving it from scene to scene.



If I don't want to think about girls, I can only wank or drink. After I got back from Korea, I used to drink a lot. It got pretty embarrassing!



Wanking is better for me.

up with pod people wrote:

you aren't interested at all in sex. women are just shapely wanksocks who occasionally shift position in an irritating fashion (and abusively AIM you later).


My sex is efficient and effective. It could be more passionate and spontaneous, but everyone's cumming so fuck that fancy shit! 5 positions, 30 minutes, one orgasm. That's a solid line. I love it!
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The New PE (Plus a question about PE class for Jerry Whorebach types) by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 2:59am PDT NEW
    Fat pieces of shit. by Zsenitan 04/23/2009, 4:30am PDT NEW
    I loved PE but probably loved Tag the least. by Last 04/23/2009, 8:52am PDT NEW
    averaged sized kid, total geek(azoid!) by up with pod people 04/23/2009, 9:26am PDT NEW
        Pod People is a Canadian girl?! Let's treat her with more respect, everybody. by Quétinbec 04/23/2009, 4:17pm PDT NEW
            I couldn't find the "introduce yourself" thread!! lolol by up with pod people 04/23/2009, 5:43pm PDT NEW
                Husbands?! Back to disrespecting, people. Sorry for any inconvenience. NT by Quétinbec 04/23/2009, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                    Don't forget old (you forgot old). NT by Last 04/24/2009, 7:49am PDT NEW
                        oh yeah, totally ancient. by up with pod people 04/24/2009, 9:26am PDT NEW
                            That story is old and even that link is old. You're pretty old. NT by up with old people 04/24/2009, 9:28am PDT NEW
                                I'm so old I have alzheimer's and I'm talking to myself even NT by up with pod people 04/24/2009, 9:34am PDT NEW
                                    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NT by Abe Simpson 04/24/2009, 11:09am PDT NEW
    Parasite Eve. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/23/2009, 10:19am PDT NEW
    Re: The New PE (Plus a question about PE class for Jerry Whorebach types) by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/23/2009, 10:36am PDT NEW
    I don't know, I only tried going to school a couple of times. by Jerry Whorebach 04/23/2009, 3:02pm PDT NEW
        You went to correspondence elementary school?! NT by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 3:04pm PDT NEW
            So pathetic NT by Quétinbec 04/23/2009, 4:17pm PDT NEW
            Yeah, it was pretty lame. by Jerry Whorebach 04/23/2009, 4:29pm PDT NEW
                were you in remote rural appalachia or something? how do you get that deal? NT by up with pod people 04/23/2009, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                    Two reasons why I went to correspondence school. by Jerry Whorebach 04/24/2009, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                        conformists and drones... and friends and relationships by up with pod people 04/24/2009, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                Do you see any relation between not going to school ever and the fear of people? NT by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 10:57pm PDT NEW
                    Like I said, I did try school a couple times. by Jerry Whorebach 04/24/2009, 7:18pm PDT NEW
        Why were you in a pretend elementary school, Jerry? NT by col.schickn 04/23/2009, 9:49pm PDT NEW
    My school was run by PE nazis by FABIO 04/23/2009, 3:07pm PDT NEW
        Ahh, floor hockey by Entropy Stew 04/23/2009, 8:21pm PDT NEW
            Goalie thumb injury! by FABIO 04/23/2009, 8:50pm PDT NEW
                Yeah, that might have been the most painful thing I have experienced by Entropy Stew 04/23/2009, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Yeah, that might have been the most painful thing I have experienced by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/23/2009, 9:41pm PDT NEW
    Country Line dancing was the most humiliating thing we ever did in PE by Mischief Maker 04/23/2009, 4:30pm PDT NEW
    A quick PE story by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/23/2009, 4:59pm PDT NEW
    As one of the nerdiest posters on Caltrops(?) I can assure these morons by Fullofkittens 04/23/2009, 5:00pm PDT NEW
    This is up with pod people's thread now!!! NT by A Message From Caltrops Cares 04/23/2009, 9:34pm PDT NEW
        The subplot of Jerry not even going to Kindergarden is pretty good too. by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 10:58pm PDT NEW
        I feel deceived by her. She pretended to be a man to get rape fantasies from me. NT by Quétinbec 04/24/2009, 12:23am PDT NEW
            aw. deceived! maybe: violated? by up with pod people 04/24/2009, 9:24am PDT NEW
                The clue was where you didn't say *gay* dicks by Entropy Stew 04/24/2009, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                    Re: The clue was where you didn't say *gay* dicks by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/25/2009, 8:35am PDT NEW
                    also I didn't link to the cooking bit with Zseni, but then I bet most skipped it by up with pod people 04/25/2009, 8:40am PDT NEW
                Re: aw. deceived! maybe: violated? by Quétinbec 04/25/2009, 12:38am PDT NEW
                    WHAT IS THAT SOUND YOU MAKE AT 1:42?!?! NT by Fussbett 04/25/2009, 1:16am PDT NEW
                        Hmmm, I think that's my lips trying to sip from a cup that's a foot away. NT by Quétinbec 04/25/2009, 4:55pm PDT NEW
                    everyone, hey by up with pod people 04/25/2009, 8:49am PDT NEW
                        fuck that post, though. you're entertaining. TWO X-CHROMOSONES UP NT by up with pod people 04/25/2009, 8:56am PDT NEW
                        Re: everyone, hey by Quétinbec 04/25/2009, 4:53pm PDT NEW
    Accelerated Christian Education by bink 04/24/2009, 11:53am PDT NEW
 
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