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Insonia by Roop 11/27/2014, 6:22pm PST NEW
    Didn't they discontinue this feature? by WITTGENSTEIN 11/27/2014, 8:54pm PST NEW
        Ah no, they nerfed running "cold" by WITTGENSTEIN 11/27/2014, 9:37pm PST NEW
            Smuggling is still viable by WITTGENSTEIN 11/28/2014, 10:41am PST NEW
    Is this a non-MOO version of EVE Online then? NT by fabio 11/28/2014, 11:42am PST NEW
        It's like EVE but more tactical I guess. by WITTGENSTEIN 11/28/2014, 11:52am PST NEW
            It's a space sim. by pinback 11/28/2014, 1:10pm PST NEW
                I guess that's a good assessment if you're a dumb idiot NT by Freespace 2 is JUST like Privateer! 11/28/2014, 4:19pm PST NEW
                    Hey fuckface. Are we gonna have a conversation here or not? by pinback 11/28/2014, 4:39pm PST NEW
    He's back by Roop 04/12/2019, 11:25am PDT NEW

Fuel Rats to the rescue by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/18/2019, 8:43am PST NEW
    I'm introducing the blank bump itt. by Mysterio 02/18/2019, 8:10pm PST NEW
    *Blank Bump* NT by Mysterio 02/18/2019, 8:11pm PST NEW
        They're picking up a gal out there by Oh 02/18/2019, 9:14pm PST NEW

Zorgon Peterson's 12 rules for starship commanders by Zorgon Peterson 04/07/2018, 10:31am PDT NEW
    But why are pilots trading praise of Zorgon? by MetaDrive Maker 04/08/2018, 6:47pm PDT NEW

I got back into this. by Rey Mysterio Jr. 09/13/2017, 8:19am PDT NEW
    Is it possible to meet up with a friend now? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/13/2017, 8:37am PDT NEW
        it feels a lot easier NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 09/13/2017, 12:55pm PDT NEW
        The Thargoid alien scum are killing people Jonesy! And the Galaxy needs YOU! by Roop 09/27/2017, 7:11pm PDT NEW
            You can't even damage them yet! NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 09/27/2017, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                The Galaxy needs YOU... to DIE NT by Roop 09/27/2017, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                    I have to go now, my planet needs me. (jumps 25,000 LY) NT by CMDR Poochie the Rocking Dog 09/28/2017, 7:52am PDT NEW
                You can now by Space Person 09/28/2017, 6:57pm PDT NEW
            The Thargoid alien scum are killing people Jonesy! And the Galaxy needs YOU! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/09/2017, 8:25am PDT NEW

The worst game ever made! NT by Roop 10/06/2017, 12:07am PDT NEW
    What has it done now? NT by Oom Shnibble 10/06/2017, 3:49am PDT NEW
        They nerfed Thargoids, then made them unkillable except by groups NT by CMDR Poochie the Rocking Dog 10/06/2017, 8:23am PDT NEW
            They promised stuff! The greatest game ever made! NT by Roop 10/08/2017, 2:04pm PDT NEW

Time to charge your Friendship Drives! by Roop 04/11/2017, 10:48am PDT NEW
    I have bought this and dusted off the old X52 by Oom Shnibble 04/12/2017, 5:29am PDT NEW
        Sure I'm CMDR Roop NT by Roop 04/12/2017, 2:14pm PDT NEW
            Eskimo Nell NT by Oom Shnibble 04/16/2017, 3:30am PDT NEW
                ARRR I'll be joining too, lads NT by Cap'n Crunch 04/16/2017, 10:39am PDT NEW
                    I hope none of this is my fault by Roop 04/16/2017, 11:16am PDT NEW
                        I tried filing a bug report once on bad grammar or text by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2017, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I tried filing a bug report once on bad grammar or text by Roop 04/16/2017, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                                It might be worth trying the multiplayer again afterall by Roop 04/17/2017, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                40 hours in and this is such a pointless grindfest. by Oom Shnibble 04/17/2017, 3:36am PDT NEW
                    And powerplay is the worst by Oom Shnibble 04/17/2017, 3:44am PDT NEW
                    Yeah this game sure lets you grind. But see you don't have to. I never did. by Roop 04/17/2017, 11:06am PDT NEW

Gamma 2.0 by pinback 12/11/2014, 12:30pm PST NEW
    BTW, has anyone noticed that you have to download the entire game every time it NT by updates??? - Carl McDiarmid 12/11/2014, 12:31pm PST NEW
        Yes! Was it just me? Or are you being real? NT by Fuck Art 12/11/2014, 1:42pm PST NEW
        This obviously doesn't happen by Entropy Stew 12/12/2014, 7:16pm PST NEW
            Wrong. It happens, all 400 billion stars, every time there's an update. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2014, 9:00pm PST NEW
    Fuckin' A. by pinback 12/11/2014, 2:24pm PST NEW
        Five more hours into Gamma 2, I would like to agree with myself. by pinback 12/12/2014, 6:51pm PST NEW
            that Carl guy's review did sound pretty sensible though by Mysterio 12/12/2014, 11:39pm PST NEW
                Carl is a moron who is probably playing with mouse and keyboard. NT by pinback 12/13/2014, 5:48am PST NEW
            best gaming keyboards by tinku 01/23/2017, 8:21pm PST NEW
                Did we... are we.... is this an ad?? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/24/2017, 11:46am PST NEW
    New release out. Guess who's syncing and not playing? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2014, 12:15pm PST NEW
        I know, right? by pinback 12/13/2014, 12:21pm PST NEW
            NEVER SYNCED IT NT by Satan 12/13/2014, 2:35pm PST NEW
        Went to play it tonight. Guess who's synching and not playing? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/27/2015, 10:01pm PST NEW
            Re: Went to play it tonight. Guess who's synching and not playing? by Roop 01/28/2015, 7:15am PST NEW
                Ahhh, you have caught me trying to aggravate Pinback. I... well... by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2015, 7:49am PST NEW
                    Re: Ahhh, you have caught me trying to aggravate Pinback. I... well... by Roop 01/28/2015, 9:54am PST NEW
    Went to play it yesterday. Guess who's synching and not playing? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/24/2017, 11:45am PST NEW
        There's aliens now. I haven't played in a while myself. Enjoying it? by Roop 01/25/2017, 8:22pm PST NEW
            I'm playing with mouse/keyboard now. by pinback 01/26/2017, 4:45am PST NEW
                I shot stuff for credits, and my muscle memory would get me killed with a mouse by Roop 01/26/2017, 10:02am PST NEW
                Try an xbox 360 controller, works really well by Eurotrash 01/26/2017, 2:04pm PST NEW
                    So I take it all you fags are out trading spaceweed and not hunting Thargoids? NT by Roop 01/26/2017, 2:51pm PST NEW
                        THARGOIDS ARE REAL. THEY'RE REEEEEAL by Rey Mysterio Jr. 01/26/2017, 6:35pm PST NEW
                    With a Thrustmaster HOTAS-X, everything you can do can be mapped so you never NT by have to take your hands off. 01/26/2017, 4:47pm PST NEW

So I'd been holding off from buying Elite Dangerous because of the by Eurotrash 12/01/2016, 9:49am PST NEW

hey did u know u can land on planets now?? its sweet! NT by pinback 07/29/2016, 6:56am PDT NEW
    I just realized this has "mixed" reviews on Steam. by pinback 07/31/2016, 1:26pm PDT NEW
        It must not have giant sand worms. NT by Mischief Maker 07/31/2016, 1:50pm PDT NEW
            Between this and Tharsis, my current two favorite games both have "Mixed" review by s. Is it a flawed review system? 07/31/2016, 3:04pm PDT NEW

I am Deadly by Roop 09/17/2015, 7:56pm PDT NEW

Forget it, folks, it's a disaster. by Carl McDiarmid 12/09/2014, 2:19pm PST NEW
    There is a Playstation-like update every time I go to play. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/09/2014, 7:10pm PST NEW
        Just gave correct password. Why a fucking verification code? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/09/2014, 7:12pm PST NEW
            Hahaha, this piece of shit wants two-factor authentication to play. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/09/2014, 7:13pm PST NEW
                Re: Hahaha, this piece of shit wants two-factor authentication to play. by Carl McDiarmid 12/09/2014, 7:55pm PST NEW
    I... FUCKING... by Mischief Maker 12/10/2014, 6:29am PST NEW
        I'm pinback, you idiot. NT by Carl McDiarmid 12/10/2014, 11:59am PST NEW
            So? NT by Mischief Maker 12/10/2014, 12:40pm PST NEW
                Izzat it? NT by The Bridge Tender 12/10/2014, 12:46pm PST NEW
                    If Pinback hates it I guess I need to cancel my preorder :( NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/10/2014, 1:50pm PST NEW
                        I was doing social commentary. by pinback 12/10/2014, 3:00pm PST NEW
                            You misunderstand. by Mischief Maker 12/10/2014, 4:25pm PST NEW
                                Sword of the Stars ship customizatin was godlike NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/10/2014, 4:36pm PST NEW
                                    True, but that wasn't an action/RPG hybrid. NT by Mischief Maker 12/10/2014, 5:47pm PST NEW
                                        Oh, that was the paragraph I excised. by Mischief Maker 12/10/2014, 5:52pm PST NEW
                                No, YOU misunderstand. by pinback 12/10/2014, 7:09pm PST NEW
                                    Re: No, YOU misunderstand. by Mischief Maker 12/10/2014, 8:23pm PST NEW
                                        RNG content is one of the laziest cop-outs to be embraced in the past 10 yrs by WITTGENSTEIN 12/10/2014, 8:34pm PST NEW
                                            Re: RNG content is one of the laziest cop-outs to be embraced in the past 10 yrs by pinback 12/11/2014, 3:52am PST NEW
                                                Oh shit, is it time for the annual Pinback "Fuck this place" temper tantrum? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/11/2014, 9:52am PST NEW
                                                    YES IT IS. Thank you. I'm done now. I'll hang up and listen. Love your show. NT by pinback 12/11/2014, 9:54am PST NEW
                                                        You have an interesting way of backpedalling after shitting on the game NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/11/2014, 9:55am PST NEW
                                                            I wasn't shitting on the game. I created a character who was shitting on the ga by pinback 12/11/2014, 10:11am PST NEW
                                                                But you did such a GOOD JOB of critiquing it! Answer me you fucking faggot! by WITTGENSTEIN 12/11/2014, 3:00pm PST NEW
                                                                    Answers from a fucking faggot. by pinback 12/11/2014, 3:10pm PST NEW
                                                                        CLARIFICATION: When I say "money" I mean in-game currency. Not like, micro-tra NT by pinback 12/11/2014, 3:12pm PST NEW
                                            Re: RNG content is one of the laziest cop-outs to be embraced in the past 10 yrs by pinback 12/11/2014, 2:26pm PST NEW
                                                Release Date: December 16th, 2014 NT by You fucking idiot. 12/11/2014, 8:25pm PST NEW
                                            So what is your motivation to play after getting an Anaconda? by WITTGENSTEIN 09/15/2015, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                                        What "pain"? Wh- Wait, what? NT by pinback 12/11/2014, 3:48am PST NEW
    FREESPACE 2 vs ELITE by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/11/2014, 11:26am PST NEW
        Easy fix! by Mischief Maker 12/11/2014, 12:06pm PST NEW
            I'm a married man with four dogs, three cats, two spiders, and a mortgage. by pinback 12/11/2014, 12:25pm PST NEW
            Well, I don't know about you, but you sound like some kind of by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/11/2014, 12:31pm PST NEW
                Oh. I already had FS2 in gog. Well, thanks for that auto installer! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/11/2014, 12:32pm PST NEW
                Is one of the stockings for your Discs of Tron cab? NT by Entropy Stew 12/11/2014, 10:42pm PST NEW
                    A brief history of the current hateful zoo by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2014, 8:49am PST NEW
                        Re: A brief history of the current hateful zoo by Eurotrash 12/12/2014, 9:11am PST NEW
                            That hits a little too close to home. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2014, 9:27am PST NEW
            DUMBEST QUESTION! by The Happiness Engine 12/11/2014, 2:31pm PST NEW
                Yes, I've done it. by Mischief Maker 12/11/2014, 2:39pm PST NEW

So there's a walking-on-planets expansion due out in December I guess by WITTGENSTEIN 08/11/2015, 8:34am PDT NEW
    Last I heard it was going to be a paid expansion. NT by Oom Shnibble 08/11/2015, 12:12pm PDT NEW
        So a very very expensive Starbound NT by WITTGENSTEIN 08/11/2015, 2:35pm PDT NEW
            more like a sequel pretending to be an expansion by idiot who bought Elite 2 weeks ago 08/12/2015, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                I won't pay it. I'll make you blink first, Braben. I'll make you b-- by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/12/2015, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                Like Cyanide with Bloodbowl by Oom Shnibble 08/12/2015, 10:12pm PDT NEW
    Nope by Roop 08/14/2015, 8:08pm PDT NEW

Screenshots Thread NT by pinback 11/28/2014, 9:30am PST NEW
    Galaxy map. by pinback 11/28/2014, 9:31am PST NEW
    The Voyage Home (spoilers if you want to get to Sol on your own) by pinback 11/28/2014, 1:20pm PST NEW
        Well they got that wrong, what else? by Roop 12/14/2014, 6:37am PST NEW
            See, this guy knows what's up. NT by Carl McDiarmid 12/14/2014, 9:15am PST NEW
            They made the sun yellow? YELLOW??????? *SWEEPS EVERYTHING OFF DESK* by Eurotrash 12/14/2014, 12:00pm PST NEW
    I took a great screenshot. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2014, 9:56pm PST NEW
        Re: I took a great screenshot. by pinback 12/14/2014, 4:30am PST NEW
    You can't tell from this angle but there are wheels on the other side. by pinback 12/17/2014, 5:58am PST NEW
    If it was just the galaxy map screen, it would still be a top tenner. by pinback 12/18/2014, 9:46pm PST NEW
    Well you know this nigga had to die. For CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. by pinback 01/01/2015, 3:08pm PST NEW
        Let's make some happy clouds by Roop 01/01/2015, 6:21pm PST NEW
            Wait you have the same fucking loadout as me. NT by GET OUT OF MY HEAD 01/01/2015, 7:38pm PST NEW
                Re: Wait you have the same fucking loadout as me. by Roop 01/23/2015, 2:41pm PST NEW
                    Does anyone NOT prefer gimbal multi-cannons and pulse lasers in a Viper? by WITTGENSTEIN 03/17/2015, 9:25am PDT NEW
            I added you, Roop! We are friends now! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/19/2015, 9:17am PDT NEW
                Hooray! NT by Roop 03/19/2015, 10:37am PDT NEW
                    why do you play solo roop NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 8:40am PDT NEW
                        Re: why do you play solo roop by Roop 03/20/2015, 11:10am PDT NEW
                            I'm out beyond the Coalsack Nebula =( by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 1:44pm PDT NEW
                You didn't add me, asshole NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 8:39am PDT NEW
                    Put in an add for my username, please by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2015, 8:59am PDT NEW
    They implemented an outside camera function with 1.2 by WITTGENSTEIN 03/18/2015, 2:37pm PDT NEW

Frontier Development takes bug with battleship firing on station, spins it into by news story 03/20/2015, 8:36am PDT NEW
    My copy has left the warehouse! Just got a mail! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2015, 9:33am PDT NEW

Jonesy, you and pinback running around the Lugh cluster? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/17/2015, 8:41am PDT NEW
    Jonsey has not played, nor will ever play, Elite: Dangerous. NT by pinback 03/17/2015, 9:39am PDT NEW
        God, just give me some TIME by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2015, 10:22am PDT NEW
            Okay, fine. Is PINBACK in Lave? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/17/2015, 10:47am PDT NEW
                I don't, ahh.... I... I also have 7 pets. NT by pinback 03/17/2015, 5:06pm PDT NEW
            Bullshit! You're just afraid to be my friend by Roop 03/17/2015, 3:08pm PDT NEW
                Re: Bullshit! You're just afraid to be my friend by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2015, 6:48pm PDT NEW
                    Lies! Trickery! NT by Roop 03/17/2015, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                        Look me up as CMDR Reiterpallasch NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/18/2015, 9:02am PDT NEW
                            I'll at least add you guys tonight. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/18/2015, 9:55am PDT NEW
                    Don't own this yet. was going to wait for it to mature. by Oom Shnibble 03/18/2015, 10:04am PDT NEW
                        This client is in the hands of the enemy by Roop 03/18/2015, 11:48am PDT NEW
                            That's not necessarily true. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/18/2015, 1:36pm PDT NEW
                    Oh god, this game again? Guess I'll look into getting a flight stick by Eurotrash 03/18/2015, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Oh god, this game again? Guess I'll look into getting a flight stick by Roop 03/19/2015, 10:41am PDT NEW
                            That's the one I was considering. NT by Eurotrash 03/19/2015, 11:12am PDT NEW
                                It seems to be pretty well built NT by Roop 03/19/2015, 4:11pm PDT NEW

Mac fags rejoice: Mac beta at end of March NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/19/2015, 8:53am PDT NEW

With the wings update they actually have multiplayer by WITTGENSTEIN 03/14/2015, 5:02am PDT NEW
    It's had that audio effect since launch. NT by pinback 03/14/2015, 6:12am PDT NEW

Stories from Space by Commander Fagnt 02/05/2015, 7:46pm PST NEW

Pirating FREE weekend! Braben's brainstorm idea to prove there's multiplayer? by Roop 01/30/2015, 8:12pm PST NEW

Flight Assist Off by Entropy Stew 01/27/2015, 10:13am PST NEW
    Fuck me. NT by Eurotrash 01/27/2015, 12:43pm PST NEW

Refund Quest by Zoe Quinn 12/29/2014, 9:04am PST NEW
    10 out of 10 (thx for the blowjob) NT by Eurogamertrash 12/29/2014, 9:58am PST NEW

Millionaire By New Years by CMDR MOONROGUE 12/23/2014, 2:24pm PST NEW
    STATUS: 12/24/14, 1:07 AM by CMDR MOONROGUE 12/23/2014, 11:09pm PST NEW
        Memories... by Mischief Maker 12/24/2014, 8:26am PST NEW
            Re: Memories... by The Breadman 12/24/2014, 9:01am PST NEW
                Because I blame elite clones for killing mission-based space sims. by Mischief Maker 12/24/2014, 9:18am PST NEW
                    Also: by Mischief Maker 12/24/2014, 9:28am PST NEW
                        Re: Also: by The Breadman 12/24/2014, 9:36am PST NEW
                            That's only because I don't discuss shmups here anymoe. by Mischief Maker 12/24/2014, 9:44am PST NEW
                                Re: That's only because I don't discuss shmups here anymoe. by The Breadman 12/24/2014, 10:00am PST NEW
    And there it is. by CMDR MOONROGUE 12/24/2014, 8:23pm PST NEW
        Also, Braben, them numbers are fucked. by CMDR MOONROGUE 12/24/2014, 8:25pm PST NEW

The Metacritic Thread by pinback 12/16/2014, 3:00pm PST NEW
    It'd be nice to have an official Caltrops review. NT by Bradley Svedka. 12/16/2014, 3:34pm PST NEW
        I will not give it to you. NT by pinback 12/16/2014, 4:01pm PST NEW
    4/5 - GamesRader by CMDR MOONROGUE 12/18/2014, 10:43am PST NEW
        The multiplayer aspect is the only reason to pick it up, so I guess 2/5 by WITTGENSTEIN 12/18/2014, 11:26am PST NEW
            No, no, you have a good point. NT by pinback 12/18/2014, 6:33pm PST NEW
    9/10 - eurogamer by pinback 12/19/2014, 1:41pm PST NEW
        As in: by pinback 12/19/2014, 2:02pm PST NEW
    9/10 - Hooked Gamers by pinback 12/22/2014, 2:23pm PST NEW
        7 outlets have reviewed it so far by Pinback fact-checker 12/22/2014, 2:42pm PST NEW
            The user score is useless. by pinback 12/22/2014, 3:02pm PST NEW
                It's true. I do this all the time on Yelp. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/22/2014, 3:14pm PST NEW
                The user score on Out of the Park baseball is a blasted travesty. by Leaped Frog 12/22/2014, 3:15pm PST NEW
                    OotPB Metacritic smack! APPROVED!! NT by Fresh Material Fairy 12/22/2014, 3:17pm PST NEW
                        Who's this asshole? by Souffle of Pain 12/24/2014, 10:29am PST NEW

Pinback answers your questions about Elite. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/23/2014, 8:20am PST NEW
    Re: Pinback answers your questions about Elite. by pinback 12/23/2014, 10:18am PST NEW
    So what kind of encounters are there besides interdictor pirates? NT by Mischief Maker 12/23/2014, 2:44pm PST NEW
        Re: So what kind of encounters are there besides interdictor pirates? by pinback 12/23/2014, 3:40pm PST NEW
            OP title incorrect. Mod please lock thread! NT by Mischief Maker 12/23/2014, 4:26pm PST NEW
                Violation! Failure to title thread appropriately. 1 demerits. NT by Bradley Svedka 12/23/2014, 4:52pm PST NEW

I always feeeeel like, somebody's waaaatchin' meeeeee... by Rockwell 12/23/2014, 2:19pm PST NEW

Hey look, the manual. by pinback 12/22/2014, 1:28pm PST NEW
    hosting.zaonce.org NT by voy.com 12/22/2014, 1:34pm PST NEW
        Zaonce is the name of a planet in the original Elite. NT by Ya dumb fuck. 12/22/2014, 2:06pm PST NEW

Welp, happy Elite day. by pinback 12/15/2014, 9:17pm PST NEW
    Re: Welp, happy Elite day. by Mischief Maker 12/16/2014, 3:55pm PST NEW
        Jesus, man. Can you chill out for two fucking seconds, or no? NT by pinback 12/16/2014, 3:57pm PST NEW
            The Kotaku comments section is that way, loser. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/17/2014, 8:23am PST NEW
                Pinback talks about games. What do you do here again? NT by Souffle of Pain 12/17/2014, 12:04pm PST NEW
                    Talk about games without having a temper tantrum every five comments by WITTGENSTEIN 12/18/2014, 6:22am PST NEW
                        Re: Talk about games without having a temper tantrum every five comments by Souffle of Pain 12/18/2014, 8:31am PST NEW
                            Blah blah blah fucking wah wah wah bitch moan wahh take your meds faggot NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/18/2014, 11:18am PST NEW
                                Re: Blah blah blah fucking wah wah wah bitch moan wahh take your meds faggot by Souffle of Pain 12/18/2014, 11:26am PST NEW
                            'Tis a truth, HALF-Wittgenstein! We all find you terribly LOATHESOME! Ah-ha! NT by Chester P. Hornswaggle IV, Esq. 12/18/2014, 12:59pm PST NEW
    I'm with you man by Roop 12/16/2014, 6:05pm PST NEW
        Re: I'm with you man by pinback 12/16/2014, 8:32pm PST NEW
            Oh by the way... by pinback 12/16/2014, 8:34pm PST NEW
        Roop, I want to play a game with you by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2014, 9:52pm PST NEW
        Candied Whores?!! I beg your pardon! by Mischief Maker 12/17/2014, 1:56pm PST NEW
            Have you actually played E:D? If so, what did you think? NT by pinback 12/17/2014, 2:42pm PST NEW
                can u buy me it?? NT by Mischief Maker 12/17/2014, 3:11pm PST NEW
                    Yes. Yes I can. I will buy MM Elite 4. No shit. by pinback 12/17/2014, 8:08pm PST NEW
                        Yaaay!!! by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 3:24am PST NEW
                            Just in case you REALLY WERE serious... by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 4:14am PST NEW
                                Oh. Well, I WAS serious, so I'm glad you told me that. :( NT by pinback 12/18/2014, 5:24am PST NEW
                                    It truly was appreciated, you'd be well advised not to take ME that seriously. by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 6:37pm PST NEW
                                        Well now I'm DEFINITELY not buying you it. :( :( by pinback 12/18/2014, 7:15pm PST NEW
                                            If you're serious by CattleHumper 12/19/2014, 11:37am PST NEW
                                                Why are you not sure? by pinback 12/19/2014, 12:20pm PST NEW
                                                    Wikibot, analysis: CattleHumper! NT by Mysterio 12/19/2014, 12:51pm PST NEW
                                                        Wikibot analysis: user CattleHumper by wikibot v1.05 Warning:Unregistered! 12/19/2014, 12:56pm PST NEW
                                                            Re: Wikibot analysis: user CattleHumper by CattleHumper 12/22/2014, 7:57am PST NEW
                                                                If you did play it, what control scheme would you use? NT by pinback 12/22/2014, 8:32am PST NEW
                                                                    Re: If you did play it, what control scheme would you use? by CattleHumper 12/22/2014, 9:33am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Why are you not sure? by CattleHumper 12/22/2014, 7:56am PST NEW
    Re: Welp, happy Elite day. by Oom Shnibble 12/16/2014, 11:49pm PST NEW
        We could explore the vastness of space and time together, Shnibble! by Roop 12/18/2014, 6:01pm PST NEW

Is nobody here actually playing? by pinback 12/20/2014, 1:25pm PST NEW
    will u buy me it? NT by caltrops 12/20/2014, 1:27pm PST NEW
        This is/was a GAME WEBSITE. by pinback 12/20/2014, 2:14pm PST NEW
            Contains depictions of rape interdictions so male players may harrass LBGT playe NT by Simulates patriarchies 12/20/2014, 2:22pm PST NEW
                Problematic! NT by Made Up Caltrops Character 12/20/2014, 2:26pm PST NEW
                No randomly generated patriarchy can offer the rich discrimination of a hand-cra NT by Entropy Stew 12/21/2014, 10:17pm PST NEW
            Space is just boring to me. Call me when it's reskinned to look like Taipan! NT by Worm 12/20/2014, 2:26pm PST NEW
            can u buy me it? NT by caltrops 12/20/2014, 2:52pm PST NEW
                The trolls have been getting lazier lately. No pride in your work. NT by dr. no 12/21/2014, 1:33pm PST NEW
    I can't play it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/21/2014, 10:50pm PST NEW
        Re: I can't play it. by pinback 12/22/2014, 5:53am PST NEW
            Re: I can't play it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2014, 7:00am PST NEW
                Re: I can't play it. by pinback 12/22/2014, 7:08am PST NEW

Brian Rubin and I discover the lack of expletive filter in E:D, in-game. by pinback 12/20/2014, 2:36pm PST NEW

Braben "presses the button" to officially release Elite: Dangerous by pinback 12/18/2014, 1:44pm PST NEW

Actual, legitimate complaints about the greatest game ever. by pinback 12/14/2014, 2:30pm PST NEW
    Is pinback suffering a psychotic break? by Mischief Maker 12/14/2014, 6:42pm PST NEW
        Elite is an Elite clone. NT by Logic by MM 12/14/2014, 7:15pm PST NEW
            You call it Elite 2, I call it Frontier 3. NT by Mischief Maker 12/14/2014, 8:24pm PST NEW

Can we please talk about yaw, pitch and roll and JOYSTICK SETUP? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2014, 2:07pm PST NEW
    I am here to answer your questions about yaw, pitch, roll, and joystick setup. by pinback 12/13/2014, 2:14pm PST NEW
        Actually none of your questions addressed yaw, pitch, roll, or joystick setup. NT by pinback 12/13/2014, 2:15pm PST NEW
    Anyway, to actually answer your question: by pinback 12/13/2014, 2:22pm PST NEW
        Re: Anyway, to actually answer your question: by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2014, 3:02pm PST NEW
            Re: Anyway, to actually answer your question: by pinback 12/13/2014, 4:15pm PST NEW
                Re: Anyway, to actually answer your question: by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2014, 9:01pm PST NEW
                    Alright, then you're all set. by pinback 12/14/2014, 4:29am PST NEW

Join me, Brian Rubin, and the rest of the fatass space gamer bunch on 12/16. by pinback 12/11/2014, 7:34pm PST NEW
    PERHAPS FORGIVING IF YOU ARE PAY TRIBUTE OF 3 ARTH ENERGY CRYSTALS RIGHT AWAY NT by BY JOVE, AGREEING? 12/11/2014, 8:15pm PST NEW
    Can't wait to download the entire fucking game for the third time in 6 days! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/11/2014, 8:25pm PST NEW
        Need to completely install again. After installing it last night. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2014, 8:07am PST NEW
            Well, Gamma 2.0 was a major upgrade, Whiney Whinerstein. NT by pinback 12/12/2014, 8:23am PST NEW

OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED: No wipe on launch. by pinback 12/09/2014, 11:00am PST NEW
    Are you fucking kidding me? For real? NT by Leaped Frog 12/09/2014, 11:31am PST NEW
    What? Fucking seriously? NT by Jesus Christ 12/09/2014, 12:04pm PST NEW
    What is a wipe in this context NT by Vested Id 12/09/2014, 12:22pm PST NEW
        If you already shit your pants, it's for keeps NT by pinback 12/09/2014, 12:23pm PST NEW
    No way. Really? God fucking fuck. Why? What's the reason? NT by Mysterio 12/09/2014, 12:29pm PST NEW
    That's funny stuff, you guy(s). NT by pinback 12/09/2014, 2:06pm PST NEW

No capital ships, won't preo---what, capital ships? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY by WITTGENSTEIN 11/28/2014, 11:02am PST NEW

Is our system in the game? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/22/2014, 9:04pm PST NEW
    Of course it is. The entire Milky Way is in the game. NT by pinback 11/23/2014, 3:55am PST NEW
        Billions of stars! The same 4 or 5 things to do in all of them. by Mischief Maker 11/23/2014, 8:59am PST NEW
        All 67 of Jupiter's moons? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/23/2014, 9:20am PST NEW
            Yes, every moon that ever existed is in the game. You can sell them beer. NT by pinback 11/23/2014, 9:42am PST NEW
                I would like there to be an official Caltrops mission. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/23/2014, 12:45pm PST NEW
                    I'm in. by pinback 11/23/2014, 5:06pm PST NEW
                        Re: I'm in. by Souffle of Pain 11/23/2014, 5:37pm PST NEW
            Sol's system scan by pinback 11/27/2014, 7:16pm PST NEW

Really? Nobody on either of these stupid websites is playing this? NT by pinback 11/25/2014, 1:31pm PST NEW
    Release Date: December 16th, 2014 NT by You idiot 11/25/2014, 2:13pm PST NEW
        This really is the perfect game for pinback by Entropy Stew 11/25/2014, 3:13pm PST NEW
            Awww, c'mon, why you gotta be all like dat doe? NT by pinback 11/25/2014, 3:26pm PST NEW
    I'm playing it in VR you fucking PEASANT NT by Entropy Stew 11/25/2014, 3:11pm PST NEW
        I know you're not really, but are you? by pinback 11/25/2014, 4:00pm PST NEW
            Yes, I have a rift. Elite is currently the best thing on it by Entropy Stew 11/25/2014, 4:12pm PST NEW
                can u buy me it?? NT by pinback 11/25/2014, 5:35pm PST NEW
                    Yes by Entropy Stew 11/26/2014, 9:59am PST NEW
                        =( NT by pinback 11/26/2014, 1:12pm PST NEW

This is now the only game I care about. I'll buy whatever they say to play it NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2008, 4:27pm PDT NEW
    Looks like it is called Elite: Dangerous by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/18/2012, 2:04pm PST NEW
        Wow, those serenely floating asteroids and planets are tota-- this ain't NT by getting made, ever 11/18/2012, 3:01pm PST NEW
            why is that friend? David delivers. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/18/2012, 5:15pm PST NEW
                He sure does! NT by 1993 11/18/2012, 11:02pm PST NEW
                    Re: He sure does! by Rudeboy 11/19/2012, 7:39am PST NEW
                    "Rasberry Pi was released in 1993" That is literally what you are telling me rig NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/19/2012, 5:56pm PST NEW
                Where do you fall on the feud between him and Ian Bell? NT by Mischievous Maximus 11/19/2012, 7:19am PST NEW
                    Re: Where do you fall on the feud between him and Ian Bell? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/19/2012, 7:10pm PST NEW
                        Reading that makes Braben come across as something of an elitist NT by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA 11/20/2012, 6:17am PST NEW
    Star Citizen, if it delivers, will probably be better NT by WITTGENSTEIN 11/18/2012, 8:30pm PST NEW
        Based on what? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/18/2012, 9:47pm PST NEW
            Based on it exists? NT by (not pictured: eliteness, danger) 11/19/2012, 9:24am PST NEW
            Based on Frontier: First Encounters NT by Not mentioned anywhere in that kick 11/19/2012, 10:22am PST NEW
            Star Citizen already has a proof of concept playable with a 360 controller by WITTGENSTEIN 11/19/2012, 4:55pm PST NEW
                Re: Star Citizen already has a proof of concept playable with a 360 controller by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/19/2012, 5:55pm PST NEW
                    the genre of saying you're developing something which doesn't exist for the last NT by fifteen years 11/20/2012, 6:20am PST NEW
                boy, these messages sure look dumb. NT by kate leth 2 11/26/2014, 10:28am PST NEW
                    I hopped off the Star Citizen bandwagon years ago good fag-sir by WITTGENSTEIN 11/26/2014, 10:42am PST NEW
        Will either one have Flak or Beam weapons? No? by Mischievous Maximus 11/19/2012, 7:10am PST NEW
            Re: Will either one have Flak or Beam weapons? No? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/19/2012, 5:58pm PST NEW
                Re: Will either one have Flak or Beam weapons? No? by Mischief Maker 11/19/2012, 9:51pm PST NEW
                    Re: Will either one have Flak or Beam weapons? No? by WITTGENSTEIN 11/20/2012, 6:48pm PST NEW
    Speaking of procedural generation, why hasn't anybody bought these guys yet? by Entropy Stew 11/19/2012, 7:41pm PST NEW
    Part of it sucks. by tsfr, fuckers 11/26/2014, 11:35am PST NEW

Hahha, the official forums are full of people bitching about how disappointed th by ey are. 11/23/2014, 2:37pm PST NEW
    Is their a tutorial or a "getting started" guide? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/23/2014, 4:42pm PST NEW
        Yeah, there's a tutorial called "tutorial" on the main menu. NT by (Most of the grammar is incorrect.) 11/23/2014, 4:51pm PST NEW
            OK. Is there a way to, say, "start" the game? From the desktop? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/23/2014, 6:00pm PST NEW

Beta over, gamma released. by pinback 11/22/2014, 1:48pm PST NEW
    Re: Beta over, gamma released. by Caltrops Retrospective:The Breadman 11/22/2014, 2:24pm PST NEW
        Really? Really? Is that what we're doing here? by pinback 11/22/2014, 2:28pm PST NEW
            Re: Really? Really? Is that what we're doing here? by The Breadman 11/22/2014, 2:47pm PST NEW
                Yeah, well. I will FUCK YOU UP if you step incorrectly to me. NT by pinback 11/22/2014, 2:55pm PST NEW
                    The kid is just trying to make jokes. Calm down. Just calm down. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/22/2014, 3:06pm PST NEW
                        Let's just join up, make some pastrami sandwiches, and chill in space, IN HIGH D NT by pinback 11/22/2014, 3:20pm PST NEW
                Re: Really? Really? Is that what we're doing here? by Roop 11/22/2014, 5:13pm PST NEW
            If you put down cash on the kickstarter for a single-player game, you have cause NT by to be pissed. 11/22/2014, 4:12pm PST NEW
                Sheesh! Paying customers have such a sense of entitlement! NT by Penback 11/22/2014, 4:24pm PST NEW
                    Please, someone on here tell me they wanted to play E4 single player. by pinback 11/22/2014, 4:57pm PST NEW
                        I didn't, but I understand why people who did might be a bit annoyed. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 11/22/2014, 5:16pm PST NEW
                Oh yeah also, there's a difference between single player and offline. by pinback 11/22/2014, 4:58pm PST NEW
                    You are a fucking idiot who doesn't use words the same way normal people do. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 11/22/2014, 5:15pm PST NEW
                        Man, you better know your word usements, mister, because you sure don't. NT by pinback 11/22/2014, 5:27pm PST NEW
                        Get on the show! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/22/2014, 5:42pm PST NEW

Release date: December 16, 2014. NT by pinback 11/07/2014, 8:46am PST NEW
    No offline mode. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/18/2014, 8:35pm PST NEW
        If you wanted to play this offline, you are a loser. by pinback 11/19/2014, 5:23am PST NEW
        Also, the only way anyone's gotten the game yet is over the internet. by pinback 11/19/2014, 5:25am PST NEW

Witchspace Diaries by Roop 09/03/2014, 7:24pm PDT NEW

We review the latest beta. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/15/2014, 3:12pm PDT NEW
    Im saving this game for my Future Oculus Rig. NT by Gutsby 08/16/2014, 10:20am PDT NEW

The Elite 4 Beta is out and has some serious problems. by Moonrogue 07/30/2014, 8:03pm PDT NEW
    TrackIR? Just get an Oculus by Entropy Stew 07/30/2014, 9:14pm PDT NEW
        Moonrogue needs a couple dogs to kick off before he can get a Rift. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2014, 9:18pm PDT NEW
            I... I can't argue with that but they're pretty healthy so trackIR it is. NT by Moonrogue 07/30/2014, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                Is there anyone on this site whose life isn't grossly inhibited by their dogs? NT by Pac n' Pal 07/30/2014, 10:13pm PDT NEW
                    Tdarco- oh wait. Nopers. NT by Pal 07/30/2014, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                        BEST OF!! NT by Best Of Fairy 07/31/2014, 3:43am PDT NEW

Submitting a bug by Ian Bell 06/20/2014, 9:55am PDT NEW

Sooooooooo... by David Braben (no relation) 06/08/2014, 11:40am PDT NEW
    No, I bought it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/08/2014, 11:54am PDT NEW
        Sooooooooo... by David Braben (no relation) 06/08/2014, 12:14pm PDT NEW
            I didn't buy into the 150$ beta because I work for a living, but-- by WITTGENSTEIN 06/09/2014, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                OHHHH LOOKAT THIS GUY WORKING FOR A LIVING NT by SHOTS FIRED 06/09/2014, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                    SORRY FOR THE CAPS THIS GOLD PLATED KEYBOARD DIDN'T COME WITH A SHIFT KEY NT by SHOTS FIRED 06/09/2014, 3:34pm PDT NEW
                        OHHH THATS QUITE ALRIGHT HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY OHHHHH NT by SHOTS FIRED 06/09/2014, 4:01pm PDT NEW
            It's so good even you malcontents might like it. by pinback 06/10/2014, 6:06pm PDT NEW

I am attempting to learn Evochron Mercenary. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/28/2013, 9:13pm PST NEW

The making of elite by Entropy Stew 01/10/2013, 7:41pm PST NEW
    The Digital Antiquarian on Elite by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/26/2013, 6:51pm PST NEW
        What flightstick should I use for this? NT by Mysterious Stranger 12/26/2013, 7:10pm PST NEW

Another trailer is up. by Shredder 09/15/2013, 8:48am PDT NEW

I sure did some elite fucking. Elite Fucking 4-thousand dollars a pop. NT by Eliot Spitzer 08/11/2008, 3:59pm PDT NEW
    She almost looked worth it too. 19, right? NT by QuĂ©tinbec 08/12/2008, 5:43am PDT NEW

 
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